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Clips from The Social Network

Movies 2010 120 min ★ 7.8/10 (834,381 ratings) 2,284 clips
Drama Biography

Credits

Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China
"Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China"
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Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question.
"Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question."
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How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people
"How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people"
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- I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't.
"- I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't."
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I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.
"I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me."
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You got a 1600?
"You got a 1600?"
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You know, from a woman's perspective,
"You know, from a woman's perspective,"
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I was kidding.
"I was kidding."
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And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.
"And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test."
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- To row crew? - To get into a final club.
"- To row crew? - To get into a final club."
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To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional?
"To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional?"
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But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
"But you've seen guys who row crew, right?"
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Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes.
"Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes."
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And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew
"And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew"
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so I assumed you had met one.
"so I assumed you had met one."
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Would you like to talk about something else?
"Would you like to talk about something else?"
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No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,
"No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,"
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There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population...
"There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population..."
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The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc.
"The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc."
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Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls
"Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls"
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who want to party with the next Fed chairman?
"who want to party with the next Fed chairman?"
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So you can see why it's so important to get in.
"So you can see why it's so important to get in."
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- Why would you ask me that? - I was just asking.
"- Why would you ask me that? - I was just asking."
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My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer
"My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer"
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and Eduardo won't come close to getting in.
"and Eduardo won't come close to getting in."
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The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.
"The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here."
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- He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures.
"- He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures."
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You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil.
"You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil."
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because you think the final club that's easiest to get into
"because you think the final club that's easiest to get into"
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I... What?
"I... What?"
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because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance.
"because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance."
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The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one
"The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one"
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where anybody has the best chance.
"where anybody has the best chance."
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- Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica.
"- Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica."
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You're obsessed with finals clubs.
"You're obsessed with finals clubs."
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I'm just saying I need to do something substantial
"I'm just saying I need to do something substantial"
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Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president
"Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president"
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He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did.
"He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did."
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Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be?
"Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be?"
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Did you really just say that?
"Did you really just say that?"
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I was kidding.
"I was kidding."
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I wanna try to be straightforward with you
"I wanna try to be straightforward with you"
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and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive.
"and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive."
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If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings,
"If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings,"
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and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet.
"and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet."
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Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you
"Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you"
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- What do you mean? - We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry.
"- What do you mean? - We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry."
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- Is this a joke? - No, it's not.
"- Is this a joke? - No, it's not."
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You're breaking up with me?
"You're breaking up with me?"
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Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now
"Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now"
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is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy.
"is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy."
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"The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy.
""The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy."
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The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people.
"The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people."
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And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?
"And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?"
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- Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm.
"- Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm."
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- Is this real? - Yes.
"- Is this real? - Yes."
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- Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study.
"- Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study."
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- I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study.
"- I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study."
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- I can't. - Why?
"- I can't. - Why?"
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Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.
"Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster."
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I wasn't making a comment on your appearance.
"I wasn't making a comment on your appearance."
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I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all,
"I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all,"
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and if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
"and if it seemed rude, then I apologize."
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'Cause you go to BU.
"'Cause you go to BU."
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I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
"I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education."
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- I think we should just be friends. - I don't want friends.
"- I think we should just be friends. - I don't want friends."
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I have no intention of being friends with you.
"I have no intention of being friends with you."
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I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class
"I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class"
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because you're a nerd.
"because you're a nerd."
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And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.
"And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true."
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Erica Albright's a bitch.
"Erica Albright's a bitch."
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or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?
"or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?"
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For the record, she may look like a 34C,
"For the record, she may look like a 34C,"
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I need to do something to take my mind off her.
"I need to do something to take my mind off her."
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Easy enough, except I need an idea.
"Easy enough, except I need an idea."
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I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
"I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie."
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So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. And it's a Tuesday night?
"So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. And it's a Tuesday night?"
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Billy.
"Billy."
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and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
"and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics."
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next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.
"next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter."
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Good call, Mr. Olson.
"Good call, Mr. Olson."
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but I like the idea of comparing two people together.
"but I like the idea of comparing two people together."
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It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel
"It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel"
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like they do on hotornot. Com.
"like they do on hotornot. Com."
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The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.
"The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures."
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Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook,
"Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook,"
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so I'm going to have to get all the images
"so I'm going to have to get all the images"
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from the individual houses that people are in.
"from the individual houses that people are in."
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Let the hacking begin.
"Let the hacking begin."
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First up is Kirkland.
"First up is Kirkland."
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They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration.
"They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration."
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So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook.
"So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook."
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Kids' stuff.
"Kids' stuff."
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They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache.
"They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache."
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I can run an empty search
"I can run an empty search"
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and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page.
"and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page."
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And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.
"And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me."
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Excuse me! Everybody!
"Excuse me! Everybody!"
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and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database,
"and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database,"
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so they have no way of detecting an intrusion.
"so they have no way of detecting an intrusion."
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Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page.
"Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page."
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Quincy has no online facebook. What a sham.
"Quincy has no online facebook. What a sham."
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Not only is there no public directory, but there's no directory at all.
"Not only is there no public directory, but there's no directory at all."
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You have to do searches,
"You have to do searches,"
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This may be difficult. I'll come back later.
"This may be difficult. I'll come back later."
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So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script.
"So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script."
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Here you go.
"Here you go."
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Done.
"Done."
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Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient.
"Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient."
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How did you know that?
"How did you know that?"
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It's on your blog.
"It's on your blog."
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- Yeah. - Are you all right?
"- Yeah. - Are you all right?"
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- I need you. - I'm here for you.
"- I need you. - I'm here for you."
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No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players.
"No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players."
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- You mean other students. - Yeah.
"- You mean other students. - Yeah."
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You think this is such a good idea?
"You think this is such a good idea?"
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Give each girl a base rating of 1400.
"Give each girl a base rating of 1400."
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When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win
"When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win"
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based on their current rating, right?
"based on their current rating, right?"
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Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way.
"Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way."
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