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Clips from 30 Rock - Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (S06E06)

"She's right."
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"I am a very powerful man."
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"Oh, and, Cjokula,"
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"Stop walking so close to me!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's this place."
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"But also, if you would just let me get a few steps"
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"I know a guy who cuts glass..."
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"This is the plan."
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"Yeah, it's just that this table,"
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"Maybe a more fun table wouldn't be as supportive."
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"would rather be with other chairs?"
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"To the warehouse!"
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"Live bands make mistakes."
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"Jenna, you're not singing."
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"Yes, I am."
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"I'm sorry I was such an Italian in there,"
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"and holding hands with a black girl."
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"Those incredible cheekbones, like an evil Disney queen."
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"No, I misjudged you."
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"like a folding table at a dog and pony show."
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"And I am sorry I compared you to my late husband."
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"You are not some liver-spotted old man"
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"constantly spilling hot tea in his lap"
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"Useless!"
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"- Balls! - Jeter's thighs in those pants."
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"New topic."
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"But, I can give you a pamphlet for a cult."
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"Maybe you're shutting down because of all the pressure."
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"Pressure? That's ridiculous."
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"you wore the year before, blood pooling in your toes."
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"so you'll be up all night,"
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"stabbing gators."
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"Pressure is performing on a party boat"
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"It's the "Rule of threes," Pete."
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"while a handsome but ruthless general pushes a scimitar"
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"You just see so many dirty feet in sandals."
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"No, you didn't."
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"One! Come on, Criss."
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"It's why you didn't finish law school,"
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"We all come from Africa."
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"Okay, just go."
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"That's a good idea."
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"There you are."
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"A big mistake."
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"I need to be inspired."
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"I came here to start a glamorous new life."
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"What did she ever do besides not kill anybody?"
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"So, why not me?"
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"or be in a reality show with other kooky dumb sluts."
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"Last night, I dreamed a baby ate my hair."
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"But sometimes, you have to start at the bottom."
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"think about how your page underwear"
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"- So, do you like music? - Yes."
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"The last time I heard classical music on television"
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"Now why would anyone use music written by a man"
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"Because people are getting stupider."
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"And then there's, uh,"
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"My taxes are paying for your healthcare!"
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"Okay."
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"Nothing's wrong, you think something's wrong with me?"
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"Um, didn't the white lady just mess up your hair?"
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"Do you know what size she is?"
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"No. I don't know. Maybe. No."
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"I see."
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"I'll take it."
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"It's the "yips.""
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"to get those bastards out of our country?"
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"No, no. The "yips" is something"
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"Like, bet me during a poker game at Tony Romo's house?"
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"turn off that Yakov Smirnoff standup tape,"
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"Ick."
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"of the late-night ghetto."
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"We're prime-time, baby."
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"I have the "yips.""
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"I'm cured!"
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"Such a beautiful, age-appropriate couple."
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"Do you not think that she's beautiful?"
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"Yes, he is handsome, but..."
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"and touch."
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"Come inside,"
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"with, come si dice,"
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"uh, no lock, and extra mirrors."
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"Maybe forever."
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"This is it, Lutz."
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"you're on your own."
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"where people came to shoot at fish."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I do something stupid and blow it."
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"You want to know the reason why Lutz is alone?"
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"Lutz!"
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"I'm female Lutz."
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"I love you too."
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"I'm my own worst enemy."
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"Do you want to know the reason Liz is alone?"
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"I hope you die out there tonight."
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"50 straight Valentine's days alone."
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"dressed as a clown."
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"And I'm supposed to get into an elephant costume"
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"At worst, we are rivals"
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"and it's giving me a tension headache,"
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"And maybe it's just the loneliness,"
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"bed both mother and daughter to satisfy their Jaguar gods?"
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"My ringtone is the sounds of cooking."
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"But when I'm cooking..."
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"I can't listen to any more of this."
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"and, "please, let's get back together.""
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"Who cares? I tend to care, you know..."
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"I'll get over it. That's my thing."
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"Maybe we'll still be celebrating Valentine's together"
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"for the ape police."
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"I made it."
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"I gathered fallen tree branches from Riverside Park."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Charlie what now?"
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"Who are you, the president?"
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"I'll see you at work tomorrow."
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"I want your life."
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"And I will have it."
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"- 45 seconds. - Jenna."
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