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Clips from South Park - Spookyfish (S02E02)

"- Look he's gonna kill me mom. - Is there a problem?"
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"- Oh, no problem Aunt Flo. - Do you not like your goldfish?"
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"- No! - I'm sorry I'm a bad Aunt."
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"There, there Aunt Flo. Stanley loves his goldfish."
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"Stanley I am in no mood for this"
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"not when your Aunt Flo is in town. Oh look you woke your sister up."
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"Go to sleep Stanley!"
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"Oh Stanley what have you done baby? What have you done?"
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"Now don't worry Stanley mommy's gonna hide the body. Nobody's gonna take my baby away."
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"I've got such a handsome boy, such a good boy."
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"- Sharon! - Ah! Aunt Flo, what are you doing up?"
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"Look at you with your little shovel, just like when you were twelve."
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"- Mom what are you doing? - It's going to be OK, Stanley."
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"Mom, you think I killed that guy. It was the fish. He says I'm next."
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"Hush little baby don't say a word, mommy's gonna buy you a mocking bird."
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"If that mocking bird don't sing mommy's gonna bury it in the back yard."
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"- Mom!! - What is it honey?"
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"What are we gonna do baby? What're we gonna do?"
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"I've got such a handsome boy such a good boy."
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"It's all you could afford? Who ever heard of a squash-o-lantern Kenny. That's hella-stupid."
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"Stop saying hella Cartman. How are we gonna win the contest with a squash?"
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"- Whoa Stan you don't look so good. - I haven't been sleeping so well."
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"God I hate you Kenny."
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"- I have to get another knife this one's hella-dull. - God will you shut-up!"
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"Kyle, You know how some people are murderers and stuff?"
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"- Do you think animals could be murderers too? - I don't know."
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"There you go. Isn't this fun you guys. Carving pumpkins for Halloween."
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"You guys are my best friends, through thick and thin"
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"we've always been together. We're four of a kind having fun all day,"
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"I love you guys."
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"- Why? - My pet goldfish killed another random person last night."
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"- What're you doing? - What do you mean what am I doing?"
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"I'm just standing here. Jesus, mellow out you guys."
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"- Ah, son of a bitch! - Well you don't see this every day."
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"Oh, Officer Barbrady, wh-what a surprise. What can I do for you?"
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"- Well there's been a report of a few missing people. - Is that so?"
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"- I've never seen any of those men, Officer Barbrady. - No, I didn't think so."
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"- Why would you want to do that? - Well I'm checking everyone's back yard."
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"Missing people usually end up hiding in someone's bushes. May I?"
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"OK Ms. Marsh. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions."
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"- Hello there children. - Hey Chef."
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"- We have problems! - Well, what's the first problem?"
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"- Chef, I have a goldfish that keeps killing people. - Well, don't worry Stan I'm sure it'll work out."
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"Now, what's the other problem?"
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"Oh No. Oh dear God no!"
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"I'm sorry, I've caused so much trouble."
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"- This is very strange to me too. - Exactly what do you remember?"
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"- Of course, that's it. - What?"
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"Don't you see children? This Cartman is from an evil parallel universe"
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"where every thing exists as its opposite."
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"Will you stop saying that word!"
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"Children, somewhere in South Park"
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"something has created a door to the evil parallel universe."
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"Oh. Hello boys, I'm Stan's Aunt Flo."
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"Dude, that's not cool. She's got Parkinson's Disease."
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"Ah sweet. Hey guys check it out you don't even have to put a quarter in her."
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"- Do you remember what pet store? - Lets see."
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"- Where? - I know I have the address written down somewhere. Let me look."
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"Who's "we"? Got a turd in your pocket. I'm goin' home I'm hella-hungry."
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"- JI'll help you Stan. - Shut your goddamn mouth, fat ass."
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"Dude, are you sure that fish is a murderer? It seems like a normal fish to me."
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"- Aunt Flo! - Stanley no! Not Aunt Flo!"
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"Now we'll never know where that pet store is."
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"Aunt Flo isn't from South Park. That pet store could be anywhere between here and Denver."
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"Well we better get working. Cartman, you go home"
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"and call all the pet stores in the phone book."
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"- Can do. - Screw you."
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"It's all taken care of, Stanley."
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"I've got such a good boy, such a handsome boy."
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"C'mon, we're running out of time."
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"Say, why is the basement door locked?"
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"My mouse has gone away."
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"- I don't see any pet stores called Indian Burial Ground. - Shut up, dude. I'm trying to watch TV."
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"And now back to the Terrence and Philip Halloween special."
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"That fart was absolutely ghoulish Terrence."
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"Stanley, Kenny's mother is here. She's wondering if you've seen Kenny."
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"Ya, Stan just got a new goldfish and he wanted to show it to Kenny, but Kenny never came over."
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"My Kenny used to laugh and play. He was eight years old just like you my Kenny was."
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"- You have to know somthin'. - Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
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"My Kenny used to sing and dance."
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"- You guys I found the pet store. - C'mon let's go."
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"Mom, I know you think I did all this but I'm gonna prove to you that it was this fucking fish."
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"I believe you sweetheart. Run from him boys. Run and don't stop."
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"- Can I help you boys? - I want to return a fish."
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"- Dammit! - What? - That's the ninth return I've had this week."
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"What's wrong with it. Oh, let me guess, it killed a bunch of people right?"
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"Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?"
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"So you just built your store on top of Indian burial ground?"
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"Oh, hell no. First I dug up all the bodies,"
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"pissed on 'em, and buried them again upside down."
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"- Why? - Why?"
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"We think that when you did that, you opened up a door way to an evil parallel universe."
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"- Well, that certainly would explain a lot. - Like what?"
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"Well like this."
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"I've been wondering what the hell this was."
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"Hello Mr. Marsh. Top of the evening to you."
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"OK. Boy then."
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"Yes hon, I had to restrain him so he wouldn't find the bodies in the backyard and take our baby away."
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"Why'd you take his pants off?"
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"Sh-Sharon why'd you take his pants off?"
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"Oh, well don't think of it as an end, think of it as a new beginning."
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"Now could you fill me in on the dead bodies and the captured policeman stuff real quick?"
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"- I can't give you your money back. - I don't care dude I just want the fish away from me."
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"- No, I won't take it back. - Listen friend, you just can't sell people pets like this."
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"Now it's not our fault you disrespected the bodies of this land's native people,"
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"- Alright, you win. - Wow. Thanks Evil Cartman."
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"I swear, if he says that one more time I'm gonna kill him."
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"No Kyle, murder is never an answer."
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"- Stan: He was here. Cartman was just here. - Who are you?"
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"No, stop you don't know what you're doing. Those pets are evil."
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"I'm sure glad that's over with. Now I can sleep at night."
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"Hey, ya. I almost forgot."
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"C'mon. I bet that together, we can make the best pumpkin ever."
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"You know Evil Cartman, I like you better than our Cartman."
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"Ya. You know, I never thought it was such a bad little squash."
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"It just needs some tender, loving care."
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"Ah man. This movie's hella-scary."
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"- There you are Cartman. - Nice costumes you guys."
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"Why don't you two go fuck yourselves?"
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"- Hey, what's wrong with you Cartman? - What's wrong with me? Let's see, um..."
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