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Clips from Family Guy - Brothers & Sisters (S09E09)

"When I heard you were coming to town, I figured I should introduce myself."
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"How you doing?"
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"Well, not so good."
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"You may have heard that my husband Ieft me."
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"I'm so depressed."
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"-I mean, it can't always be my fault, right? -Uh-huh."
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"You know, at first I thought"
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"what I needed was the immediate Ioving, physical touch of a new man."
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"But now I know what I really need is a friend"
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"to just sit and Iisten to my problems."
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"-I don't think that's too much to ask. -No."
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"I mean, how come men always feel Iike they can just use a woman?"
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"-You know? -Yeah."
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"I mean, we have feelings."
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"-We're people. -Right."
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"It's Iike they all have the same mindset."
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"And there's so much more to Iife than that."
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"Twenty feet that way, please."
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"Oh, it's so great to see you kids."
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"Here, I brought you all gifts from Texas."
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"Meg, this is a bar of soap with a scorpion in it."
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"Stewie, this is a Iollipop with a desert spider in it."
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"And, Chris, this is a comb made out of an armadillo shell."
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"Now, just don't use it to comb your hair"
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"and make promises to women you won't keep."
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"I probably just won't use it."
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"Well, if you all don't mind,"
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"I'm gonna freshen up before dinner."
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"Mom, she's so sad and Ionely."
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"Look who the fuck's talking."
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"I'm sorry, sweetheart. It's just that she's my sister."
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"Well, that's what her problem is."
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"the slightest glimmer of attention,"
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"and gets her heart broken Iike a teenage girl."
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"Hey, Tyler, you on your way to AIgebra?"
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"Yeah, I'II see you there."
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"(THUDDING)"
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"ANNOUNCER: The preceding joke was brought to you by men."
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"Lois, thanks again for Ietting me stay here."
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"You can't imagine how it feels to have your heart broken so many times."
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"Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great FIorida whore."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Chris, I said that about Kate Hudson."
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"You know, I always thought I'd be a good FIorida whore."
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"Thanks to you, my hair stays Iike this when we stop."
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"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"I'm being a rascal"
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"and ringing people's doorbells and running away."
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"Then what are you still doing here?"
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"It's my first house. I'm not very good at this."
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"Hello."
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"Well, dot, dot, dot, hello."
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"Lois, aren't you going to introduce me to your handsome friend?"
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"Handsome?"
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"Wow!"
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"Mayor West, this is my sister, Carol."
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"Well, hubba-hubba, ding-ding, who invented this thing?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I bet you say that to all the girls."
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"Only the ones I'm about to ask to Friendly's for a Fribble."
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"Well, I don't really have any plans this afternoon."
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"Carol, given your present situation,"
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"it's possible that dating might not be such a good idea right now."
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"Actually, Lois, I think it's exactly what I need."
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"Hooray, it's a date!"
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"But we mustn't Iet the Iocal nobleman find out."
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"Otherwise, he'II assert his right of primae noctis."
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"Oh, no, we're too Iate."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I must bless this coupling with my flaccid English penis."
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"CAROL: Oh, no! Oh, my!"
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"Come hither, that I may sire thee a dreary Brit!"
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"You know, I actually have."
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"I used to wonder, but now I know."
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"And it's not good."
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"That was a great idea you had, about walking parallel to the water."
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"See? We're already making each other better people."
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"Carol, I wanna make this a night you'II never forget."
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"-Oh, my. -Right?"
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"-By the way, I should tell you I've got AIDS. -What?"
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"Yeah, they're right over there waiting for me."
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"Ready to go when you are, sir!"
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"Poor guys, they both have AIDS."
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"(LAUGHING LOUDLY)"
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"Now Iet's hear your fake Iaugh."
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"How was your date, you guys?"
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"Well, it's not over yet."
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"What do you mean?"
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"And I want to have a million more,"
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"every night of the week for the rest of my Iife."
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"Carol Yastrzemski, oh, please Iet that be your Iast name,"
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"-will you marry me? -What?"
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"Oh, Adam. Yes, yes! Adam, I will!"
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"Carol, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"
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"You can't just jump right back into..."
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"Lois, this is my Iife. And this is what I want."
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"Great!"
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"Carol, I'm really not sure"
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"you should be rushing into another marriage right now."
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"but I'm capable of making my own decisions."
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"Are you sure?"
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"I mean, Iook at your track record. Nine divorces!"
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"Do you really enjoy being Carol Pewterschmidt-Johnson-"
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"Carrington-Stone-O'Craggity- Canseco-Shteinholtz-"
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"Washington-Proudfoot-Fong?"
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"Look, I know I have a bit of a checkered past,"
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"but I believe in Iove at first sight."
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"Hey, Lois, I didn't flush. I want you to come see it."
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"Looks Iike the Starbucks mermaid."
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"Peter, Carol is marrying Mayor West."
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"-You serious? -That's right, Peter."
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"Say hello to your future brother-in-Iaw."
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"I don't know those other two words, but brother?"
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"I'm gonna have a brother?"
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"Well, what we're discussing is whether or not marriage"
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"is a smart move for Carol at this point in time."
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"I was hoping you might be able to weigh in."
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"I'm gonna have a brother!"
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"Hey, Adam, want to go get in a fight over the rules of a game we made up?"
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"Yep!"
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