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Clips from The Office - Golden Ticket (S05E05)

"That was your idea."
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"You don't keep a diary. Yes, I do. You've just never seen it."
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"Why do you have a diary?"
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"No, that is what I mean."
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"(SHUSHING) Kevin, a playful touch on the arm or on the back,"
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"Like the day that you get married, or the day your wife has a baby,"
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"I love working here, and I do not want to leave."
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"He doesn't love it that much."
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"(SIGHS) That's why you made..."
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"He said he would do the same for me."
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"I'm going to go back to work, after I write you up for insubordination."
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"Hopefully, nothing that can't be undone because, Dwight, I owe you an apology."
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"David,"
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"(DWIGHT AND DAVID LAUGHING)"
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"How were you inspired? Never know when it's going to strike."
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"Oh, Pam."
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"Okay, look, I want to get you on the horn with the marketing people in New York."
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"Yeah, let's face it, this meeting sounds like it's Wonka fans only."
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"It's actually based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
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"It was all my idea."
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"(GROANING)"
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"You can try. That might work."
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"All right."
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"You answer it! I'm not going to answer it."
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"Well, there is an explanation that involves me not letting it happen,"
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"Hey, David, how are you? Michael."
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"Who's there?"
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"NASA took five or six golden-ticket ideas to get men on the moon."
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"(SIGHS) What will be the state of this company"
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"You don't have to wait that long."
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"Hold on one sec."
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"Why do you even want to stay at Dunder Mifflin? I mean, what's the point?"
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"Right. You know, plowing my own acres."
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"How about 5:15?"
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"You're not dating Angela anymore."
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"You found five golden tickets?"
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"PAM: When Michael's skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is."
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"Yes, it is. But it had to be done, didn't it?"
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"No. No. It is my idea."
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"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
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"JIM: You know what, I even made fun of you"
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"You're talking to Dwight Schrute, the biggest Wonka fan I know."
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"And I think I have done my part with the golden-ticket promotion."
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"They're our largest client. Yeah."
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"Why don't you skip on up to the roof and jump off?"
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"Oh, not gonna happen."
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"I was running with it in my belt. Wort happen again."
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"...0- 1... ...7- 4..."
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"They were so excited by the golden-ticket discount"
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"(DWIGHT SNIFFS)"
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"from the second it touches my tongue"
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"and somehow they all ended up at Blue Cross."
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"Don't touch her, don't talk to her, don't look at her."
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"PAM: Yeah, that's no problem. Pam."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Good morning, Mr. Wonka. Here are your messages."
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"These are extraordinary jellybeans."
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"We're a business. Post-its, that is a golden-ticket idea."
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"ANDY: Well, that's not what we agreed on."
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"I don't get this."
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"No, I'm sorry. He's not back from the civil rights rally."
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"and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy so..."
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"Oh, hi, David."
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"You're breaking up. Michael."
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"March 4th,"
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""Michael Scott came up with golden-ticket idea to give five customers"
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"We think a lot alike."
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"or for just lounging around the house."
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"Going around shirtless all day. You know, experiencing freedom."
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"What's it going to be? What are you going to do?"
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"That's too bad."
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"Pam, could you set up a call in there in about 15 minutes, please?"
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"There is no movie called Willy Wonka!"
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"I want to see it. No."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR) MICHAEL: Dwight?"
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"No, you don't. No. It..."
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"What's it going to be? Are you going to do this thing for me?"
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