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Clips from Tour De Pharmacy (2017)

"(calmly) Slim Robinson by a long shot."
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"It looked really close from the other angle,"
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"(pops) (shouting)"
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"I still get emotional when I think about it."
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"I mean, I was the first black man in the Tour de France,"
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"and I won it."
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"and fuck Marty Hass with his fake African ass!"
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"Guess what else? I can make cheese, yo!"
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"I make some good cheeses."
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"Somehow, Marty Hass"
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"found a way to fuck us over again."
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"You know, I think it's a bit of a shame that--"
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"that an African couldn't have won that race."
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"It was a very fucked up year for bicycle riding."
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"Cyclists are hunks."
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"I still really don't love watching cycling."
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"With the upper body of an alien"
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"With only five guys, you really got to know each of them."
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"You really cared. It was just super strong character development,"
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"and the whole thing, like, really played out,"
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"like, a really well-written script."
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"and I did it with nothing but my own blood,"
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"sweat, and tears, and extra blood!"
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"♪ ♪ Hass: It was a tough day."
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"Lost the race, lost my girl,"
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"and I haven't seen Adrian since."
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"No, I never, uh... I never did see Marty again."
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"Um, my crashing into Rex"
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"was considered manslaughter,"
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"since he died, you know?"
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"And for this, I received..."
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"It was worth it... (door closes)"
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"I proved that a woman can cheat at cycling as well as any man."
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"(distorted voice) ♪ ♪"
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"That's something for people to think about"
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"from this anonymous guy."
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"but they didn't know the bike was stolen."
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"beat out of me. (boxing bell dings)"
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"And that's what it's like in Africa."
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"Like, sometimes they'll run out of Nerds candy."
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"Have you ever had that? I was like, "Where's my Nerds?"
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"Where's my Nerds?" Honeycut: A Nerds shortage in Africa?"
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"Right. Yeah, because they gotta ship 'em in,"
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"and I'm like, "Dad!"
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"Jackie fucking Robinson! (bottles clinking)"
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"Austrian muscle freak Gustav Ditters is in the center of it."
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"Here we have some footage of him grabbing Jabin Dolchey."
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"He used Jabin's flailing legs"
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"to kick other riders in the face."
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"Stupendous. I'm Mick Porterhouse and-- (sniffs hard) Woo!"
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"Oh no! My legs are getting all shaky, man!"
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"Hey, hey, hey. Slow down, man. He can't take that."
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"Just go with it, Marty! Ride the wave! That is not helping, Slim!"
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"Call my dad! Basta!"
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"Call my dad, man! Call his-a papa!"
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"(shouts in French)"
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"I rocked a trifecta, and I passed out."
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"Man: Oh, cool, yeah. (continues speaking)"
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"Oh, that's when you, um, puke and shit and jizz at the same time."
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"(man speaks)"
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"What's a basketball player look like?"
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"We don't have that in Napa."
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"That's a basketball player?"
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"Jesus!"
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"That makes me even hornier than the picture of a cyclist."
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"Oh my shit, he is fine!"
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"What the fuck is in his shorts?"
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"It was ferocious and full of electricity."
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"It was... felicity."
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"(distorted voice)"
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"(man speaks)"
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"crazy things will happen."
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"That was Ditmer Perten. Was that "Perten"?"
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"That was Ditman Klerker. That was Ditman Klerken."
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"Ditman Klerker. Ditmen Klerken. Did I get it?"
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"Ditmen Klerken. Ditmen Klerken."
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"That's his name, okay. But he was crazy, though."
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"♪ ♪"
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"No one even knew he was dead"
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"(crowd cheering) Hamm: JuJu Peppi gave himself a huge edge"
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"And it made him happy, because it was the last sport"
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"they're gonna start calling him "Slim's uncle.""
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"I've never done this before,"
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"Marty Hass would walk into a bar,"
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"is certainly off-limits."
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"Honeycut: Well, it is quite impressive."
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"(announcer speaks Finnish) (sighs)"
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"I'm not good at oral sex."
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"Well, the UCI was in charge"
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"and the guy in charge of that had a serious credit card problem."
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""in the amount of $50,000 U.S."
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"from a high-tech breathable material he called Spanlon."
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"Tyson: They had a dance party, and people said it was a fight."
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"They tried to hurt each other,"
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"I don't do things like that."
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"Hamm: French authorities finally arrived"
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"But does anybody know if you admit to something"
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"No, no. Shit!"
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"No, I would never do that. Are you crazy?"
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"most of the time with that microphone."
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"I'm-a no kill myself."
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"It's full-blown AIDS in here!"
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"Cheetah. If I have cheetah blood in me,"
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"(man speaks)"
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"It was just down to the-- to the two of us,"
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"(Armstrong speaks, distorted)"
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"Wright: And it's a matching pair of tail whips"
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"It is the only way, Marty."
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"very much... Oxycodone."
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"but I had to try to win for Adrian--"
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"And then one day, I'm just riding to school,"
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"Where's my Nerds?""
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"(man speaks)"
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"in charge of the Tour de France,"
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"I mean, how the fuck do you say this guy's name? What was his name again?"
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"Time to go kill myself. (chuckles)"
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"Tour de France! It's a 250 kilometer ride"
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"Hamm: No one knew what had gotten into Gustav Ditters that day,"
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"Hamm: And to no one's surprise,"
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"Those defocused lenses can be really deceiving."
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