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Clips from The Office (2005) - New Leads (S06E06)

"It rocked. It rocked my ass off."
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"Oh. You couldn't have watered it?"
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"Well, I knew it existed, and I chose to let it die."
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"It's nice to see you again, Dwight."
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"I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary's Day."
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"I'm going to give Erin $15."
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"Yeah. She really looks up to you."
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"There's only so much we can do as her coworkers."
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"She's kind of a rube."
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"That's my girlfriend you're talking about."
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"She's gonna be so psyched."
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"Hi, Erin. Happy Secretary's Day."
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"Well, happy boss's day."
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"There wouldn't be a secretary if there was no boss."
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"because I was hoping to ask you to lunch."
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"I got a picture of you asking me to lunch."
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"I was thinking we could go to Hayworth's, just the two of us."
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"and they always screw up your order, so I'm..."
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"Oh. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that was a stupid suggestion."
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"I was thinking someplace special, so I thought Hayworth's, but..."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, let's go to Hayworth's."
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"Have a cookie, Kev."
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"That's some stone-cold narcissism right there."
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"Man, Darryl, I'm sorry."
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"(MIMICKING COOKIE MONSTER)"
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"(MEREDITH LAUGHING)"
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"KEVIN: They're making fun of Cookie Monster. I get that."
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"(IN KEVIN'S VOICE) Oscar, did you eat some of my M&M's? The level..."
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"Thank you."
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"You have some food on your face."
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"GABE: The beginning here has been a little bit of a fiasco."
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"This Cookie Monster thing is an opportunity to show people"
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"and laughing at a hurtful parody video."
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"Yeah."
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"And that's straight from corporate, so..."
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"Would you mind if I listened to my book on tape?"
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"What decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?"
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"I don't know."
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"'Cause America was discovered."
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"And then my last job was at a Taco Bell Express,"
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"My favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk."
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"At my foster home I never had a desk, so it's like..."
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"I don't mean that I didn't like my foster home. I did like it."
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"I just didn't have a desk there."
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"Did you have a favorite age? Or month?"
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"An age or month?"
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"Yeah, like a favorite month. Like, I liked April when I was seven."
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"How many pillows do you sleep on at night?"
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"Tell me about him before I met him."
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"Well, let's see..."
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"Other than the fact that he dated Angela, I don't think he is a snappy dresser."
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"WAITER: Here we go. Hot plate."
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"WAITER: And your salad, miss."
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"Probably didn't want you to have a mental image"
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"They had sex?"
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"They were engaged, so..."
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"Okay, you know what, sir?"
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"Can I get some more pickles?"
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"Of course. I'll get you a bowl of pickles."
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"MICHAEL: Thank you."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"(GROANING)"
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"Okay, okay, you know what? You know what? You know what?"
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"(PANTING)"
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"I'll have what she's having."
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"Did you have a good lunch?"
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"Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food?"
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"What's up?"
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"Dwight, don't be gross."
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"No, no, he's right."
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"That's weird, my breast pump is missing."
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"Have you seen my breast pump?"
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"All right, this is gonna traumatize me"
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"a hell of a lot more than you, believe me."
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"You know what, Dwight? Let me just check the bathroom first. Okay?"
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"PAM: Mmm."
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"PAM: What are you doing? MEREDITH: Just relax, okay?"
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"Relax?"
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"This is like the Cadillac of pumps."
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"Okay. I was just warming it up."
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"That's... It's disgusting!"
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"It's not a big deal."
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"It's not sterile!"
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"We're both girls. Who cares?"
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"Erin, I think we're out of fax cover sheets."
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"(MIMICKING KEVIN) My name is Kevin. I'm an accountant."
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"You see? I did the voice."
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"It's a little derivative."
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"But parody is always derivative."
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"Oh, guys, I really refuse to participate."
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"(MIMICKING KEVIN) "Michael, can I have an advance on my paycheck,"
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""because a Mrs. Fields Cookies just opened up at the mall!""
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"Guys, why don't we leave the parodies to the pros at MADtv?"
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""Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies.""
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"Hey, can I have your attention, please?"
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"First of all, thanks to everyone"
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"for helping put this awesome party together,"
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"and a very special shout-out to the chair of the party planning committee,"
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"Miss Angela Martin. You have outdone yourself."
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"Yeah, you know what?"
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"I'm saying the exact opposite. Angela is fantastic."
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"ANDY: Specific shout-out."
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"in the form of that 115-pound moonbeam over there named Erin Hannon."
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"in addition to being the person who brings me my fax confirmations."
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"and that you were sleeping with her."
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"Erin, can we talk about this in private?"
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"Yes. Who else did you sleep with?"
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"Did you sleep with Phyllis or Kelly or Pam? Maybe all together?"
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"PAM: No. No. No. No."
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"Did everyone know? Was I the only one who didn't know?"
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"KEVIN: Pretty much. Yeah."
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"Who are you? I don't know you. Get away!"
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"I should probably get involved in this,"
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"Erin, you know, if I had been engaged to anybody before you,"
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"Thanks."
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"Okay. Okay. There, I heard that."
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"So, I'm sorry, Pam, but that's it."
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"I'm going to have to suspend you without pay for two days."
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