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Clips from The Office - Niagara Part 2 (S06E06)

"and frankly, I think you were being a total and utter jerk."
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"You suck. DWIGHT: Okay. That's..."
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"And I'm not going to buy your stupid insurance."
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"That's good, let's wrap it up. Okay. How about that?"
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"The only person that actually needs insurance is you,"
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"if you show your face around here again. Got it?"
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"you change your mind, why don't you give me a call?"
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"Oh, man."
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"What?"
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"you're going to be looking at a guy who stood down the Mafia."
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"No. What do you mean?"
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"What?"
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"You made the Mafia apologize to you. You made the Mafia be polite."
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"Oh, man."
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"I should be mad at you guys."
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"But I'm not."
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"So, I looked him in the eye and I said,"
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"I said something like that."
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"Very close."
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"Just to be clear, he backed down"
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"If it's not Stop & Shop, I send it back."
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"How do you return coffee?"
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"Go."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"And I really can't handle the fact that you're calling us here."
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"Okay, that sounds good. I'll let you go."
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"Just tell Jim that I said hi."
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"I will. I will, Kevin. I will make that my top priority."
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"Cool. Okay. Bye."
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"(DIAL TONE SOUNDING)"
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"The businessman..."
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"Push free play till tomorrow morning."
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"Hmm."
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"I think you're right."
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"Sometimes it's selling insurance,"
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"Yeah. "Buy my insurance or I burn your warehouse down.""
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"All right. Who else is here?"
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"John Gotti, you idiot."
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"So he won't get caught. DWIGHT: Yeah."
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"I don't know how you usually handle this."
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"you should not be calling us."
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"That's bad. That's bad. Yeah. Yeah."
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"No, he's right. Cops can't do anything"
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"but if they find out you snitched,"
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"If I'm going to back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion."
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"To change tires, no."
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"But, I mean, it's metal, I can hit somebody with it."
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"I'm calling from the Identity Theft department at Capital One."
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"Have you decided?"
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"That's okay. Bring him the gabbagool."
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"Think about it."
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"Go, go."
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"He's a good mechanic."
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"Where were we? I don't..."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"and we can get this in motion."
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"Don't. Just do it."
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"Look, Mike, I don't know what your friends are telling you,"
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"You were man enough to back down, Michael. I'm proud of you."
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"Okay."
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"(DIAL TONE SOUNDING)"
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"to sort of make it all go away?"
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"Just, no. No."
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"Yes."
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"ran his Fed friend up the flagpole to make sure he wasn't on the take."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"maybe at some point in the future,"
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"(DOOR CLOSING)"
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"Mobsters are."
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"There is no such thing as monsters."
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"Toby has mentally checked out since June."
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"Ryan, you lived in New York, what do you think?"
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"It's a completely different name."
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"No, I disagree. "R" is among the most menacing of sounds."
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"No! God! Oh, my God."
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"Yes. What's this, one of them half-booths,"
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"about how I had this car. It was this Italian car."
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"He was trying to force you to sign a policy. Okay, okay, okay."
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"No, no, no, no. My plan is out."
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"I'm sorry, just had kind of a long day at the mechanic store."
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"It wasn't easy."
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"What about this Cash for Clunkers thing?"
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"All mobsters have a front."
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"and I will say, "So, Meredith,"
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"KEVIN: Jim's gone on his honeymoon."
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"(GROANS)"
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"I like this plan. I'd like to officially withdraw my plan."
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"I thought this could be part of that."
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"Mr. Grotti, we meet again. These are my associates."
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"Erin? ERIN: Yes?"
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"Well, first of all, there's no such thing as the Mafia."
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"Okay, too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences."
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"Oh, he's not that nice."
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"You will be hearing from me, Mr. Scott."
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"Okay. What you have are specific families."
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"Okay."
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"We're on our honeymoon."
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"Forget it. Forget it."
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"It's just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour."
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"No, not that by itself, but look at all the facts."
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"I'm not going to lock my door."
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"No. That... I..."
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"Very funny, sir. We'll get a new card out to you right away."
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"If you want to replace your current coverage, all the better."
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"I was thinking exactly the same thing."
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"Because... You would love it."
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"I work exclusively on motorcycles."
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"Thank you."
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"Then one day, I came in and I just stayed."
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"Jim?"
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"What? Wait. I didn't hear a thing you just said."
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"Maybe you can use supplemental coverage of some kind."
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"Look at his life. Broke, living in fear, no friends, dead-end job."
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"Dwight. The only way to defeat a bully"
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"I recently purchased some insurance that I can't afford given my present salary."
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""And you can tell all your friends that"
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""Not today, Grotti. Not today."
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"Are you saying... Yeah."
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"Class act. Boy scout."
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"Not from the kitchen, Stop & Shop."
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