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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets (S01E01)

"What spot's she getting?"
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"Are you kidding? She can't work here."
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"Okay, back to business."
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"we don't even really know who you are yet."
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"Are you a planter or a stalker? - Stalker."
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"Will you tell one-liners, stream of consciousness?"
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"No. I don't want to read your diary. - It's not my diary."
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"It's not my diary. It's a notebook"
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"- I write thoughts down in. - That's a fucking diary."
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"- No, it's not. - I don't want to read"
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""Oh, I do wish Mitzi Gaynor was my very best friend.""
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"Just read, please."
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"Really? Like what?"
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"- What are you doing? - Taking notes."
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"Y-You ever here of Joe E. Lewis?"
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"- Of course. - They say mobsters cut his face"
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"'cause he didn't want to do a club date? Nope."
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"Tripped on a mic cord."
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"- What? -30% of all comics die"
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"- from cord-related injuries. - That's not true."
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"Well, I wouldn't send my parents a thank-you card,"
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"but I've heard worse."
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"I don't want to use my real name."
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"Why not? - Because I don't want people to know"
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"- Huh? - That's a stripper name."
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"- What about Lotte McAllister? - That's an Irish stripper name."
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"I'll keep thinking. - Oh, wait. I got something to show you."
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"Huh?"
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"including the one you are holding, so I'd like it back."
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"What do you mean who? Art Joley?"
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"Guy just got a write-up in the Times last week."
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"- Gonna make him a star. - I've never heard of him."
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"What?"
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"Well, I've had some stuff going on."
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"Jackie, I'm going out."
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"Let's go. Never heard of Art Joley..."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Get all your little things..."
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"Oh, I love this store."
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"It's got texture."
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"My father's study kind of smells like this."
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""Bing Crosby Sings Mother Goose.""
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"Really? He's so oily looking."
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"No, he's not."
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"Like if you got on top of him, you'd slide right off."
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"Never watching White Christmas again."
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""Tubby the Tuba.""
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"There's more?"
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"* You give me fever... *"
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"What is all this?"
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"Did you tell her it's a private collection,"
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"and that all sales are subject to the owner's approval?"
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"to a viable mate before."
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"Virgil, Oz, meet Midge."
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"Nice to meet you, fellas."
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"Uh, part store, part museum, part archive."
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"Sound about right, guys?"
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"Yeah, we lost 'em."
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"Whatever's not in a mainstream store,"
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"they seek out and find."
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"My God, political speeches, concerts."
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""Mark Twain presenting at Royal Albert Hall, 1904.""
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"This was an early application..."
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"Bup-bup-bup. Nerd alert. Come here."
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"Comedy recordings dating back 50-plus years."
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"Your Mort Sahls, your Ernie Kovacs, they're great,"
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"but there is so much more out there."
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"but you should know who they are."
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"- She should be wearing gloves. - I know."
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"It's my only copy."
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"* Tried to kill him... *"
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"You know, I'm just realizing how much I don't know"
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"Research? No one was better at research than me."
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"So, where do we start?"
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"Well, are you free Tuesday night?"
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"I mean, we could go see some comics."
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"Tuesday night, comics. It's a date."
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"Thanks, boys. I'll be back."
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"I think this one is perfect."
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"It will just fit on your dresser."
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"Are you sure Papa's okay with a second TV?"
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"- Please, it's like the skates. - What skates?"
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"he sent you to your room."
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"I got you this. It's what I do."
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"I get you things."
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"Well, hello, Loretta."
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"How are you, Jerry?"
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"Lobby, please."
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"The last time I saw you, you were enormous."
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"You look wonderful yourself, Loretta."
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"So, Rose, catch me up."
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"You played hooky from canasta last week."
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"he got a big promotion, which is wonderful,"
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"except it keeps him traveling constantly."
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"He couldn't say no."
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"So Miriam decided to remodel their apartment,"
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"Their place is a shambles."
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"Miriam and the children have been living with us"
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"until Joel gets back to throttle that contractor."
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"I can't wait to see the final product."
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"We'll have a party... you'll be the first one in the door."
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"- You must be bursting. - I am."
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"REDD FOXX A guy went to a private detective,"
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"he said, "Listen, I want you to find me"
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"a pretty girl with $500.""
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"The guy say, "I found you a pretty girl yesterday.""
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"He said, "Well, you better find her again,"
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"'cause she got my $500.""
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"Two babies were talking once in the hospital,"
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"and one asked the other, said, "How you like to be fed,"
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"by the bottle or by the other way?""
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""I'd rather be fed by the bottle,"
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"because the other way I get too many ashes in my eyes.""
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"Didn't you hear me?"
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"What are you listening to?"
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"Nothing, Mama."
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"Well, dinner is ready."
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"It's getting cold. Lamb curry."
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"off the children-approved meals."
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"and sent him to bed."
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