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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets (S01E01)

"What's he running from?"
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"I am wide awake with anxiety"
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"go visit your mother."
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"- but he's very solid. - These are the things"
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"Instead, they teach us a whole bunch of things"
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"like knowing about the War of 1812."
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"Come to think of it, that's all I remember."
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"Well, I will let you know once we have a firm date nailed down."
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"- H-How many partners you got? - Three."
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"Uh, can two of 'em share?"
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"Okay. Here you go."
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"That guy's got a stranglehold on Florida."
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"Well, that is all for me, ladies and gentlemen."
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"- What? Oh, no. - I am so sick of this."
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"not after I flattened him the last time."
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"- someone sent me? - What?"
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"* *"
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"- We have a deal. - Well, appreciation's"
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"I know. I just... You're so terrible."
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"That doesn't matter. - You really... You have no talent"
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"Hey! I did you a favor here!"
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"He'd better come through."
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"Oh, I've been to the Copa."
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"Yeah. Life's recurring joke."
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"Everybody turned around and looked at me, and gee,"
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"It's okay. I don't mind."
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"Yeah, well, of course you don't."
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"Oh, stop... all right, keep going."
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"What... you weren't nice?"
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"My brother's brilliant, just like my father."
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"You're asking me an awful lot of questions tonight."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"You know my father teaches at Columbia,"
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"what painful and humiliating moments we can exploit"
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"Yeah, and I'd like to eat at Peter Luger's every night,"
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"if they actually gave her anything after that racket."
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"And then she passes out, pisses herself,"
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"- He just bought a boat. - Really?"
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"* Long as I can be with you... *"
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"* It's a lovely day. *"
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"He's with Joel. Shooting craps."
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"- Are you kidding me? -10:00 if you keep arguing."
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"for a month!"
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"* And start the evening show *"
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"* I guess by now they know *"
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"* Ooh *"
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"* Ooh *"
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"* I resign as clown *"
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"* Between truth and lies *"
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"* Your safety net just walked out *"
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"* Of cheer again *"
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"These can go in your father's closet."
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"I'd like to start getting you out there."
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"I'm Mrs. Maisel."
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"* The gentleman is a dope *"
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"People are funny in Montana."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Someone out of L.A.?"
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"Oh, you're a singer? See, I just thought"
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"you had your sack caught in your zipper."
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"they've got Burma-Shave signs."
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"We went out tonight so you could learn a few things."
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"and then sings "Danny Boy,""
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"No. Haven't seen the man for 15 years."
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"* It's a lovely day... *"
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"I can't do this again tomorrow night; I have a job."
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"* Hey, hey, hey, hey *"
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"* The public is laughing *"
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"* As I fall to the floor *"
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"* My heart torn and broken *"
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"* Here *"
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"I want it to be a nice stay for her and the children."
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"Look at all the great thinkers of our time."
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"So you hate him because of his father."
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"...but I ran across this box of Joel's things, and..."
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"* Well, it ain't no use... *"
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"Oh, come on."
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"- Ha ha. - No, it-it's not a palace,"
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"is the ads for shoes."
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"Sorry I got you mixed up in this."
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"- 'Cause you don't have to. - But maybe I want to."
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"* Much to your surprise *"
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"I-I just assumed... he-he didn't move downtown?"
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"You know Red Skelton?"
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"You've been to the Copa, I haven't."
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"* It's a lovely day *"
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"But it's just so much more money."
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"He's taking his son for the evening,"
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"That's his new address."
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"the old man in the elevator."
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"- Anya Morgenstern... - Is my cleaning lady. No."
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"You have a lot of my things, actually."
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"You're welcome."
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"I should get another notebook."
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"Immediate loss of interest. The boy becomes a man."
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"- sneaking out... - I did not sneak out."
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"* And they just scream for more *"
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"hasn't provided enough little surprises lately."
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"No. - A second television's a wonderful idea."
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"Oh, I don't believe that. You must have read this wrong."
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"No, thank you."
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"Abe, perhaps just for tonight."
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"* And you know I'm gonna treat you right *"
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"And he's single."
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"That's how you judge shit like this."
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""Red Skelton's in the crowd, Red Skelton's in the crowd!""
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"- Do you know what time it is? - It's late."
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"not because I care, because I don't."
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"We were worried, Miriam, worried sick,"
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"No, no, no, Papa, Papa, please don't!"
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"Joel... you remember Joel..."
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"* Who pulls his trousers down *"
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"* So let's tell the world *"
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"Fine, but there's more to think about besides material."
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"Next."
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"Miriam Maisel's a person."
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"that we will never, ever use,"
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"Apparently, I can't work with props yet."
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"Look."
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"Well, you're home now. I thought we'd celebrate. - Mmm!"
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