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Clips from American Dad! - Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure (S09E09)

"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Wait, Vince, hold up, hold up."
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"Wrong answer!"
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"but one soul united?"
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"It's not like we haven't tried."
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"This day is a beast."
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"Prom is when girls are socially conditioned"
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"and their asses should..."
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"You guys are pigs."
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"These girls you're talking about,"
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"to make room for this hot and cheesy hoagie."
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"Nope. Thanks to the cloning machine at work,"
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"hunting them to extinction in 1662."
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"French poet François le Métel de Boisrobert."
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"Can't let this guy get out."
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"If the world discovered the CIA was cloning things,"
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"they'd shut us down for playing God."
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"and if we ask every girl in school,"
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"odds are two of 'em are bound to go to prom with us."
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"I don't think so."
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"What... about..."
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"just another hard-core BF weekend!"
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"Wait a second."
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"we are only here to collect pubic hair."
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"Wait!"
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"What are you gonna name yours?"
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"I'm gonna name mine after my great-grandmother,"
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"That's a nice way to honor her."
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"Here we go."
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"Control-Z! Control-Z!"
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"this backfired."
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"We waltzed into the CIA to clone dates"
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"We are an elite, exclusive day care,"
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"It's fun."
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"There's a rigorous application process."
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"We'll find someplace else."
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"Clones?"
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"You guys..."
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"Maybe. Watch this."
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"taking care of other people's kids"
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"When they got here they couldn't even sit up,"
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"They can do... whatever that's called."
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"they're gonna be the right age for prom by Saturday!"
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"Fortunately, my sister happens to run"
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"My sister mentioned you'd be by."
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"Madeline Carpal-Tunnel, pleased to meet you."
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"Oh, that's not what you meant."
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"Okay, girls,"
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"Good night, ladies."
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"Wait! We made you something to wear to prom."
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"Thanks, doodlebug."
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"Do I look like a necklace guy?"
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"but the space between my couch cushions would beg to differ."
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"Dude! Dude!"
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"Come on, you kids, picture time!"
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"Can... you girls give us a second?"
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"as friends."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"We'll just take them as friends."
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"Uh, are those condoms?!"
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"Snot, we said we weren't gonna sleep with our daughters!"
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"He's right. We're water."
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"The C.I.A."
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"Huh, small world. I work there."
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"Three days."
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"That means you were born on the 30th."
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"Steve, I know you cloned these girls!"
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"Un-clone means kill."
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"Whoops."
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"See, doesn't even feel pain."
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"All right, American Dadders, earlier in the episode"
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"Spain."
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"Now, Steve and Snot, take it away!"
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"Not like this."
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"There's no one else like you in this entire universe."
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"Total bitch. She spit in my face."
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"I know she's in there, Steve!"
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"That clone has to die, Steve!"
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"We're all water, Steve!"
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"Glitter?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Maybe. No!"
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"like dust motes glittering in a sunbeam through an attic window"
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"which is like a really big car,"
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"which I have no reference for"
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"Be a man and move on with your life."
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"Darren!"
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"Oh, God, it hurts!"
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"No one's ever felt this kind of pain before!"
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"But we're both gonna have to learn to let go."
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"Drink it up, virgins!"
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"How you doing over there, bud?"
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"I was thinking, um, if the school switched"
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"to waterless urinals, they could save over 35 gallons"
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"every time these guys swirlied us."
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"Yup, those numbers check out."
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"Let's see how virginy these guys really are."
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"Have you even touched a boob?"
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"Yeah! I was breast-fed."
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"Nice! What about you?"
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"My mom's an alcoholic."
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"Have either of you ever gazed into the eyes"
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"of your lover as the world falls away,"
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"Um... Um..."
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"Gay! Gay!"
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"Man, we're pathetic!"
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"We got to find a way to have sex."
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"And not just for them, for us, too!"
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"That's it! Prom!"
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"to put out the most."
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"Yes, assuming you can get them to go with you."
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"I don't know. Who-who are guys that get lots of girls?"
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"Celebrities? You're right."
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"We need new head shots."
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"Dude, our head shots almost got us"
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"the OshKosh B'gosh campaign."
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"I'm keeping 'em."
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"how we can land two willing ladies"
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