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Clips from American Dad! - License to Till (S06E06)

"and temples everywhere are predicting a robust break fast."
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"Now, this here cabbage'll supply every Jew on the eastern seaboard"
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"with the delicious coleslaw they crave."
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"Do dolphins sleep?"
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"They are mammals, and they do sleep."
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"Schmuely, you're one heck of a nephew,"
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"and you got a great group of friends here."
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"The best!"
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"And you're the best of the best"
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"I think Toshi can hear us."
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"Hey, babe. Back from my mission in New Brunswick."
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"Honey! Welcome home."
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"Oh, my God. A decorative spoon."
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"You didn't even open it."
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"Oh, my God. A decorative spoon."
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"Do you love it? You collect them."
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"No. I have a collection,"
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"because you bring me one from every mission."
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"Well, just tell me what you want to collect, and I'll..."
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"You're... you're crying."
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"What's the matta, ya hungry?"
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"I know you mean well, but I feel like there's"
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"just no more surprises in our marriage."
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"This is a problem."
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"the element of surprise to our marriage."
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"Oh! Farted during a hug."
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"Hey, that's kind of a surprise."
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"Buy something! You're killing this mall!"
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"How's your pretzel?"
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"Oh, look at those nerd bombs."
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"Probably gonna use that fabric"
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"to make each other wizard cloaks."
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"What is that, about a yard?"
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"Wow! Yeah, it is about a yard."
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"Oh, ja? One dollar says you can't make"
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"the next loser up the escalator into a cool."
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"You got yourself a bet."
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"Touché."
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"Yes..."
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"It's fine. I mean, how hard could it be to make Steve cool?"
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"Pals that I know!"
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"Hello, pals!"
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"I'm here to get my eyeglasses adjusted!"
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"Hey, you got Gummi Bears in your ears?"
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"I said hello."
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"so I don't have time to pick on you."
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"Thanks, man."
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"Front wedgie!"
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"Aah! I smell my butt!"
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"Last time I heard that, I was holding a finger"
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"Transfer student from the poor part"
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"of Santa Barb-- -- ara."
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"I'm here to make you cool."
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"What do you know about being cool?"
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"Tell your sister I'm gonna put a baby in her."
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"Put one in me."
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"So, what do you say, Steve, you want to be cool?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Would the guys at REI rather be camping right now?"
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"Yeah, I want to be cool."
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"Hey, sweet bird, look at me."
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"I know it."
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"Hey, this feels good."
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"Do you like it?"
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"Don't tell anyone."
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"Surprising you, like you wanted."
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"I was talking about a romantic surprise."
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"Like flowers or a nice dinner out."
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"Don't feel bad that you didn't explain yourself"
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"as well as you should have."
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"Giving me a heart attack."
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"Almost broke my damn neck."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"And that's a skier's promise."
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"no, those-those are mine."
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"be the guy with the big kielbasa."
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"Size 14 high-tops and a thick, spicy one."
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"Mm! Look at that bulge."
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"Mm! Now, go wag that mama all over school, cool guy."
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"Easy, boy."
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"All right, new plan."
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"Ooh. Now,"
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"and just kick... their... ass."
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"Oh, hi, Steve."
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"It's Steve's hallway!"
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"That guy hit the super smart Indian girl"
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"who skipped several grades!"
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"How could he hit a girl?"
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"This guy hit Reshma."
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"Hi..."
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"yah!"
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"Yeah."
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"that you should kick a boy's ass."
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"Bitch is hysterical."
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"Thanks for trying, Roger."
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"I want to go to Old Navy and buy two pullovers."
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"I have one last foolproof idea."
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"Steve'll be the first kid in his class to drive."
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"He can't drive a car-- he's only 14."
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"Guess who, dick?"
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"So, I read the DMV manual."
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"The fish is right-- you are too young to drive a car."
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"But there is something a 14-year-old can drive."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Unless you're a ho, close your mouth."
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"First freshman to drive."
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"Wow. Look at Steve Smith, huh?"
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"Bycel, what are you doing up there"
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"with the farmer's daughter?"
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"Uh... well..."
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"I couldn't hit him from down there."
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"What the hell?"
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"Sorry, can't ruin my rep."
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"Don't worry, I'll make it up to you"
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"right... now."
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"Hurts less this time, doesn't it?"
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"Steve. There you are."
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"Where did you take the tractor?"
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"Oy."
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"Looks like we got some freezing rain moving in."
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"Crop won't survive the night."
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