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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Leftover Thermalization (S08E08)

"If you cry when you drop your churro,"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"Thanks for helping us sort through all my mom's stuff."
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"Of course."
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"I know what it's like"
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"My uncle was a worshipper of Krishna."
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"But after he died, you know what we found?"
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"A statue of Shiva."
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"Well, it'll be good that you're there."
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"Howard's been having trouble deciding"
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"Well, it's hard."
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"Is that why you couldn't get rid of"
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"“Quick, nobody's looking, fill your pockets with ketchup”""
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"and mine isn't."
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"And I'm okay with that."
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"Actually, your name is on the electric bill."
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"Oh, right."
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"This is a disaster."
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"I don't even know what you're talking about and I agree."
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"but you're not going to like it."
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"What's going on?"
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"An article was just published"
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"in Scientific American about our theory."
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"No. No, they loved it."
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"They, uh, couldn't say enough nice things about it."
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"So what's the problem?"
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"You know how the PennySaver only has my name..."
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"They didn't mention you in the article."
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"Only me."
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"Really?"
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"Let the anger go, buddy."
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"You just..."
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"Look, maybe-maybe you shouldn't read it."
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"It'll only make you feel worse."
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"“Cooper and his team”?"
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"You should know I had nothing to do with that."
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"at least they're talking about the theory."
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"Yeah. You know, it's like when Stan Lee and Steve Ditko"
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"but Steve Ditko knows he was just as important."
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"Even though Stan Lee gets to be in all the Marvel movies."
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"And he's a household name, you know?"
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"Whereas, you know, you say Ditko,"
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"and that sounds like a company that makes Dits."
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"That's not helping."
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"Well, I'd give more examples,"
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"but, well, everyone in your position's so forgettable."
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"Stuart, we're here."
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"It's nice of you to let him keep staying at your mom's house."
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"Hey."
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"I called, they said a transformer blew."
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"It's the whole block."
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"Should be fixed by tomorrow."
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"In the middle of the night."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Howie, what's wrong?"
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"It's all defrosting."
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"It's not just food."
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"This is the last food my mother ever made."
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"This is her last brisket."
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"This is her last meatloaf."
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"Well, why don't we take it home and put it in our freezer?"
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"You don't want to do that."
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"but it creates ice crystals in the fibers of the meat"
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"that can compromise its taste and texture."
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"I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do."
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"There's, like, 20 pounds of food in there."
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"All you said"
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"You didn't say they couldn't pass through my colon first."
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"Howie..."
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"Then how about this?"
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"Let's invite everyone over to dinner."
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"I love that."
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"Me, too."
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"Oh, look, we've got enough ketchup"
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"to cover every ounce of it."
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"I mean, who even reads Scientific American?"
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"It's kind of a big deal."
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"If it's such a big deal, how come the biggest celebrity"
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"Can we please just stop talking about it?"
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"Nothing, I'm fine."
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"No, no. I'm gonna cheer you up."
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"What are we doing?"
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"I am taking you shopping. Oh."
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"My baby is sad, and I'm gonna make him happy again."
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"Does it have a camera in it?"
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"It does have a camera in it."
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"- Leonard? - Leonard?"
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"What?"
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"I did."
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"Thank you. What did he say?"
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"He said they made the editorial decision"
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"to only cite the lead scientist."
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"Why did he think you're the lead scientist?"
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"It was my idea!"
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"You know, for an extra four bucks,"
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"I can have this thing here tomorrow."
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"Well, I know it was your idea,"
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"but the reporter said he's been following my work for a while,"
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"and the only reason they even mentioned it in the magazine"
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"is 'cause my name is on it."
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"it's not working."
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"Well... then what if I told you"
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"No. Oh."
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"for 20 minutes and I hung up. I..."
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"- Leonard? - Leonard?"
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"Leonard?"
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"Also, Wolowitz invited us all to dinner, so..."
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"Well, that is an important part."
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"Oh, please!"
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"Reverse SeaWorld where dolphins are allowed to pet people."
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"We finally find out."
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"Fine. Then Grumpy-- what's he so grumpy about?"
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"Maybe his girlfriend won't take his side."
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"I'm the one who thought of it!"
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"Well, didn't he do a lot of the work?"
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"But now he's happy to let people think"
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"he's responsible for everything."
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"And that's why you get an iPad helicopter!"
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"Is it my fault I have a much bigger reputation than he does?"
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