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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's New Friend (S26E26)

"♪ Which nobody can deny♪"
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"Oh, it's such a big ass."
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"Oh, stressful."
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"For the first time,"
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"Oh, sweetie."
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"And, Marge, I got this weird new feeling in my stomach--"
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"a little sour and a little sick."
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"There's a Yiddish word for it-- shpilkes."
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"They have a lot of funny words for not so funny things."
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"if we can sneak out of the men's room"
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"without setting off the automatic toilets."
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"Look,"
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"I don't have time for childish games."
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"Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Can I get a 4:55 wakeup call?"
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"No!"
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"I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table."
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"It's called a double standard,"
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"Maybe you should take a break."
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"No. Marge, if I lose my job"
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"in this economy, it's a death sentence."
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"Well, I guess as a fallback,"
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"I could direct films, like Angelina Jolie."
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"How many properties do we have an option on?"
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"The circus? Hmm."
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"I haven't been to the circus since I was a kid."
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"Son, look over there."
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"Ten bucks a cone?!"
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"Damn it! This circus Wi-Fi is a joke!"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"How can anyone relax when they made us park in stacked parking?"
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"What kind of insane parking system is designed"
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"Shh! Shh!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Mah. Excuse me. Pardon me."
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"Uh, uh... Hey!"
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"No woman uses one of these by choice."
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"Ugh. Fine, but I'll be amazed if I'm astounded."
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"Give me my damn husband back!"
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"My head bone hurts. Aah."
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"I need a new volunteer."
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"Hey, is that time right?"
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"You know, Dad, studies show"
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"Mah. I just wanted to see him cluck like a chicken."
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"Now, we've never met, have we, sir?"
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"Ooh, patter."
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"Wait. I mean three."
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"Yes, you are."
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"No, I'm not."
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"Yes, you are! Yes, you are."
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"No, yes, yes, you are. Yes, you are."
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"Yeah, and you are, too."
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"I'm not convinced."
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"I know you are, but what am I?"
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"Sven Golly, born Svenjamin Golly,"
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"Hey, is it..."
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"Is is getting hot in here?"
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"Take a sip of this, young man."
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"Ew! Gross!"
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"This hypnotism is strong."
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"that only the original hypnotist who did this can undo the trance"
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"without risking permanent damage to Homer's psyche."
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"Oops."
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"So, what do we do?"
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"Can he be nine so I can beat him up?"
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"No, I'm afraid not."
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"The rules of hypnotism are inflexible."
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"Then can we get pizza on the way home?"
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"Good one."
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"Booger pizza."
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"You better pray they find that hypnotist, Marge."
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"Go get it, boy!"
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"I thought you were my best friend."
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"Well, I guess it'll have to be in Bart's room."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey? What? Who?"
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"Homer, can't you sleep with Mom?"
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"I'd be too nervous."
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"Gross! Weird! Complicated!"
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"Go to sleep."
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"I really do miss my Homie this time of night."
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"Hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"We're gonna have a lot of mittens this winter."
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"I better Irish up my coffee."
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"I'm ready to go to school."
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"Homer, you're not going to school."
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"I'm not? Cool!"
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"'Cause if I'm sick, I get to stay home and make s'mores."
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"marshmallows, sticks, fire... Did I say graham crackers?"
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"Can I play?"
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"Once again, I'm the lower bound."
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"Is that a grown man"
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"Well, there's nothing in the rule book against it."
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"That's where I doodle."
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"It's a comic strip I do called Bumble and Grumble."
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"Grumble likes to yell,"
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"No, he doesn't."
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"I'm beat."
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"Today was fun."
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"I'll eat in bed."
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"Not just snacks, messy stuff like lasagna."
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"Oh, and the TV would be on."
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"Hey, would you ever want to have a real job and a family?"
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"If I did, I'd secretly be very sad."
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"You could tell by how much I would eat and drink"
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"and just sit on the couch."
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"Wow."
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"He doesn't want to be my dad, he just wants to be a kid like me."
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"Almost makes me not want to prank him."
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"Almost."
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"Touché."
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"That's not your friend, it's your screwed-up dad."
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"You're in the top hundred."
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"Now you're not."
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"Oh."
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"Uh, Lisa,"
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"your ma says I should do something with you."
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"Need some help with your homework?"
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"Mm, not right now."
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"Listen, Homer,"
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