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Clips from Family Guy - Go, Stewie, Go! (S08E08)

"Disgusting and abhorrent and I'm ashamed of myself."
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"Peter, I made out with meg's boyfriend."
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"Lois, I think you're the most beautiful woman"
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"Because I'm old and fat and unattractive and worthless."
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"I guess I thought that if I could bring you down,"
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"And run off looking for another fella."
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"Maybe I like having sex with fat guys."
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"Yeah?"
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"Well, maybe I want to have sex with an ugly, old broad."
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"I don't know how much longer I can keep this up."
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"I'm so nervous,"
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"(smooching)"
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"Oh, oh, I'm not..."
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"Good morning and welcome to jolly farm."
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"Today we're going to learn about the letter "t.""
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"I've got something to say, mother maggie."
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"I'm ready."
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"Did you talk to julie?"
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"Let's not start pulling threads on this one."
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"Can we go home? Sure."
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"Walking-away banter during the music."
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"Sorry."
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"¶ it seems today that all you see ¶"
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"Inch-and-a-half left of your part."
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"You know, I don't mind so much that you're aging,"
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"Mom, dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend"
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"Over for dinner tonight?"
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"Your what?!"
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"No, really, I have a boyfriend."
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"I just hope to god"
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"You're welcome, justin."
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"It was a pleasure to meet you."
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"Come on. I'll take you home."
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"I can't believe you still watch this crap."
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"Man, how can you still watch this, huh?"
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"Huh?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, didn't know that."
Family Guy
"Ooh, ooh, this next one's my favorite."
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"It's about the pan am flight from lockerbie."
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"¶ it's raining luggage and babies and limbs ¶"
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"¶ and daddy doesn't come home! ¶"
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"They're gonna be making an american version"
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"Of jolly farm right here in quahog."
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"Oh, my god, I didn't see that! Gimme!"
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""seven dead in mumbai. " I like their hats."
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"(whispers): Meg's boyfriend."
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"But there's, there's nothing wrong with him."
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"(gasps)"
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"(dialing)"
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"Quagmire, get over here. You gotta see this."
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"He seems to be completely normal."
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"I can honestly say for the first time"
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"That I am attracted to our daughter."
Family Guy
"This was worth the 500-mile drive."
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"You, too, mrs. Griffin."
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"I think anthony wants some time alone with meg."
Family Guy
"To be a movie star, mrs. Griffin?"
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"Oh, my goodness. Well, I don't know about that."
Family Guy
"Look, anthony, trust me,"
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"It's like two sagging pressed hams and a slice of pizza."
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"That makes me feel terrific."
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"Anyway, good night, kids."
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"Oh, I forgot my..."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Mmm, I bet you taste like mountain dew and starburst."
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"All right, wish me luck on my audition, brian."
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"Sorry, all the boys can go home."
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"What?!"
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"Oh, that's too bad, stewie."
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"Well, I guess we can go home now."
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"I want to be on jolly farm!"
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"Well, you heard her."
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"Now come on. Let's get out of here."
Family Guy
"Okay, our next young actress on the audition list is"
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"(girlish englishb. Accent): Thank you all so much"
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"For squeezing me in for an audition."
Family Guy
"So, should we just jump in?"
Family Guy
"Sure. When you're ready."
Family Guy
"I'm a bit distracted."
Family Guy
"In light of the circumstances. What circumstances?"
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"(choking up): All those poor people... Dead!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my god, my cousin works in times square."
Family Guy
"Well, your cousin is fine because I was acting!"
Family Guy
"Oh. Wow! Risky, very risky!"
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"We want you to read your new contract!"
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"(gasps) you mean it?!"
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"So, james, we just want you to do the voice."
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"I just didn't know who else to talk to."
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"Oh, that's okay, lois. What's on your mind?"
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"Well, you're gonna think I'm an awful person,"
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"But I'm attracted to another man."
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"Giggity?"
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"Well, then I'm around anthony,"
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"He looks at me like I'm young and attractive."
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"Mm-hmm. It wasn't anything sordid."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Jesus and the jocks win again!"
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"Hey! You said we were gonna inherit the earth."
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"Yeah, when we're done with it!"
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"Hello."
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"Well, that'd be my pleasure."
Family Guy
"And maybe later I can show you some"
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"Of the local points of interest."
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"There's one right below the table."
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"Well, when your lifespan is 13 years, you gotta be direct."
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"Lucky for you, I like bold men."
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"Karina, karina smirnoff."
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"Ooh, good heavens!"
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"Man, your accent is sexy."
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"Oh, this is all moving very quickly."
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"I'm afraid I'm a little light-headed."
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"You must think I'm a fool."
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"I've been missing a man's touch"
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"Lo these many months."
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"And I've been missing a woman's touch."
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"I-I was, like, "is he gonna fall for this?""
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"And then when you did, I was like,"
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""I guess I should see how far I can take it"
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"'cause you know, it'll be funnier.""
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"I'm gonna kill you!"
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