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Clips from Family Guy - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (S03E03)

"When do we have the grape juice? I came for grape juice."
Family Guy
"Hey, "kick me"!"
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"- Ugh! Just what we need, another girl. - You said it!"
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"Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!"
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"- You know, I'm a brave guy, Lois. - You're not brave enough to laugh at death!"
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"Watch me!"
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"Thanks! Like I don't have enough trouble fitting in!"
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"Way ahead of you. Oh!"
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"I ain't chicken to spend the night!"
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"and your small difficult words."
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"That Lois is some kind of woman."
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"- This house gives me the creeps. - Yeah, let's get out of here."
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"- We ought to pretend we're ghosts, see? - Then we'll scare the other guys out..."
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"We say we spent the night and everyone thinks"
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"we're the bravest kids in the world. Especially Lois."
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"All right!"
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"Hey, I got a great idea!"
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"This'll really scare them. Everybody set?"
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"Sock it to me!"
Family Guy
"If we had a teacup, this would be like playing find the teacup in the bedsheet,"
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"Aaaagh!"
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"It's us!"
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"You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents."
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"And I caught the ghost with my lasso."
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"She'll have to believe that. It hangs together perfectly."
Family Guy
"Turn that up."
Family Guy
"Peter Griffin and Glen Quagmire were seen bolting"
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"out of the supposedly haunted house after one half-hour,"
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"leaving only their pride and twin trails of urine behind them."
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"Not if I can help it!"
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"- Newsroom. - This is Peter Griffin."
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"Lois, there's something we gotta tell you."
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"- Mort Goldman! - He's so clever! Show 'em, Morty!"
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"Whoo-oo-oo!"
Family Guy
"This just shows that women are nothing but trouble!"
Family Guy
"Quagmire, it seems to me we've each made another 500 million dollars."
Family Guy
"Good thing we swore off women so we could accumulate this vast wealth."
Family Guy
"Watch the ticker. I'll go microwave a bagel and have sex with it."
Family Guy
"- It's from Dharma and Greg. - I'm surprised it still works."
Family Guy
"Now back to "The Newlywed Game"."
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"- Nick, what are you talking abou...? - Oh, Meg, you were right."
Family Guy
"- Is the Count a vampire? - What's that?"
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"Hector, how long have we known each other?"
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"- Great show today, Kelly. - Thanks. You, too."
Family Guy
"Wow! Any boy who would spend the night in that creepy place"
Family Guy
"Not to mention the myriad of bacteria and allergens"
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I have a message from the Quahog hospital."
Family Guy
"Wow! I'd like to play doctor with her!"
Family Guy
"- I wish I had no bones! - Done."
Family Guy
"And that'll be our lives, hm?"
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"...my superstrength,"
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"- Cleveland, mind stepping out of the way? - Oh, sorry."
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"Butter's in the fridge!"
Family Guy
"All right, make like Siamese twins and split... and then one of you die."
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"Six! Six bats."
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"Seven! Seven bats!"
Family Guy
"What is that?"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"I know you might be a little concerned about me not having bones,"
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"Dad's just like Silly Putty."
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"Oh, God! Please help me!"
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"Argh! Argh! Argh!"
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"You'll be fine. Give me a kiss."
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"We have spoken! Agh!"
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"You're not brave enough to take your clothes off!"
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"I punched him so hard he ran crying all the way back to hell!"
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"He got us again!"
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"but I gotta tell you, it's not that bad."
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