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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington (S07E07)

"Hey, it is actuarially very good to see you guys."
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"Aah! Ha ha!"
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"Ben!"
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"- They like me here. - You gotta hear this!"
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"So we think we can keep costs down"
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"and still meet deadlines."
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"You know, I have to say I'm really impressed"
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"Thank you, Senator Gillibrand,"
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"we really appreciate your support."
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"Would you mind signing a copy of your book?"
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"Oh, of course, of course."
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""To Leslie, my inspiration, my muse,"
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"And there's room for a P.S. if you feel"
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"there's more you left out."
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"Well, I think I've said all I wanna say right here."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Hello, Senator. Do you have a minute to chat?"
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"Oh, I can't right now. I've got a meeting."
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"Well, actually, I checked with your staff"
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"Did anyone ever tell you"
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"Yes. Every month of my life since fourth grade."
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"Now, let's talk about national parks."
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"Well, I just have to say I'm very surprised"
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"that the two of you are seeing eye to eye on this one."
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"Well, Senator Buckner and I are both concerned"
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"about our nation's resources."
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"And that absolutely includes our national parks."
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"But that's not all we have in common."
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"In fact, our real passion is..."
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"Polynesian folk music."
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"W--what?"
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"Polynesian folk music."
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"if you'd like to come."
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"We're called "Across the Isle.""
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"Like an island and then across the aisle,"
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"the political aisle."
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"It's like a pun. It's a play on words."
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"- I do get it. - Are you sure?"
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"We are definitely coming to this."
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"It's $8.00 if you buy your tickets now."
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"Fiscal conservative. Love this guy."
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"She worked on the Gryzzl deal"
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"and we just think that April would be a great hire."
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"Yeah, and here's the thing, Barney."
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"We're obviously very familiar with what consulting is"
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"but why don't you go ahead and tell my friends here,"
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"to difficult problems."
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"Now, a lot of times there's firings, so..."
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"Holy crap. This is the job for her, I can feel it."
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"She'll take it! Now let's talk perks."
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"- Son, easy. - Well,"
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"what did she major in?"
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"Economics? Accounting?"
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"- "Halloween Studies." - Trust me, Barney."
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"She's brilliant and a very fast learner."
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"Ha ha!"
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"- Oh, Ben, that was amazing. - Thank you."
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"But it's too late for her to apply."
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"I'm sorry but we're not really taking any more applicants."
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"Not interested."
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"Not a bad start."
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"in a few weeks, but Mike Norbert is retiring."
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"Oh, really? 'Ol Norbs is stepping down."
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"Couldn't handle the pressure, huh? What a wuss."
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"Oh--oh, okay."
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"Yeah, I get it, I get it."
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"So, anyway, the good news for you is"
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"we'd like to promote you to Deputy Director"
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"of Operations and Interior."
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"Wow."
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"the Senior Executive Service Candidate Development program."
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"I have to enroll in S.E.S.C.D.P.?"
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"44 weeks of intensive courses and note taking?"
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"Um, it's a dream come true."
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"And I have to warn you, there'll be a confirmation hearing."
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"Excuse me a second."
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"What's that? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
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"Um, to the best of my recollection,"
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"yes, I accept the job."
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"Oh, excuse me, ma'am?"
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"Do you mind if I borrow your hat?"
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"I just want to throw it up in the air victoriously."
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"- No. - Ma'am!"
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"as the other applicants."
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"and I change her degree to accounting. Easy."
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"Impossible math equation?"
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"Professor comes up to me and says,"
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"By the time he turns around, I'm gone."
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"I thought we could update her resume."
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"This is the one she applied to Parks with."
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"It's just a signed photograph of a puppet named Alf."
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"Okay, so, we make her an actual resume"
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"Show Barney that she's more than qualified."
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"Gonna need all hands on deck."
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"Get me Garry Gergich."
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"Look around, April."
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"What do you see?"
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"Sky."
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"You...looking at me like a crazy person."
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"Ben's gonna run for Congress, he will win eventually,"
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"and then we're gonna split our time"
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"falling into place for you."
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"- For us! - Oh, God."
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"Whoa! What is that?"
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"Over there, a lamp post?"
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"Is that historic, do you think?"
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"No. They put that in in the 70s."
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"Look, I am so ahead of my five-year plan."
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"Which means that you're gonna need a new five-year plan,"
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"And here it is."
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"Ow, it's hot! How did you make this so fast?"
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"I keep a local binder maker on retainer in D.C."
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"April, we have a bench in D.C.!"
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"I don't want to work in government."
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"I quit."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You quit? Why?"
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"Because, honestly, I don't even know if I like"
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"working in national parks."
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"Or government."
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