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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S28E28)

"of eating out of the garbage are over, Gil."
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"APP: I was never here."
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"Now I do have to warn you, if Gil sues,"
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"But that's everything I got."
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"you should think about your mom and me disappearing forever"
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"Where am I?"
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"Where am I?"
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"No, seriously, where did I go?"
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"It's so dark in here."
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"Ol' Gil,"
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"there must be something we can do for you."
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"Hmm? Hmm?"
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"Ah, there sure is, you can let me scratch your husband."
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"can you just take one look at our darling daughters?"
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"Mr. Gunderson? They don't let saxophones in the I.C.U.,"
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"If memory serves, you have a son. ...B-flat, C..."
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"Where's he at? ♪ Long G. ♪"
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"was just dinner table chatter."
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"You tapped your nose."
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"Well, I got to put something in a coma."
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"Why, you little..."
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"Ah, cha-cha-cha!"
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"That's hopeful."
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"His daughter recently bought a washing machine"
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"and promised him the box to live in."
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"Oh, no, sweetie."
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"They just want all our money."
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"(gasps) Will they send us to live with other families?"
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"Miss Simpson, from now on you shall live with us,"
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"Adolphe. A name that will only be associated"
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"with beautiful music."
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"BART: We'll be free to do whatever we want."
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"A thousand bucks a kidney?"
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"Take them both."
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"Hmm."
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"BART: Ay, caramba!"
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"Mr. Simpson,"
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"you deliberately ran your car"
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"No, "paycheck" is better."
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"What possible defense could you have?"
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"I had no other choice."
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"I didn't want to hit a dog."
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"A dog? He saved a dog?"
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"He was gonna save a dog. Wow."
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"People love dogs."
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"This is our key to winning this case."
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"I am."
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"(whoops)"
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"You tell us how you got your dog."
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"(in Cockney accent): It was Christmas, sir."
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"Love."
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"ALL: Aw..."
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"Could the stenographer read that last part back"
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"with sentimental music?"
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"(sentimental music playing) (Cockney accent): "The dog gives us all the love"
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"we could handle. Love.""
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"to believe that in order to avoid hitting a dog,"
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"it is acceptable to hit a human--"
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"It's looking good, Homie. According to our consultant,"
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"Or-or gets its head stuck"
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"in an empty pickle jar."
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"ALL: Aw!"
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"in a way that suggests it's dancing!"
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"What? I never."
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"The dogs who sniff for bombs at the airport?"
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"The St. Bernards who save lives on the slopes of St. Moritz?"
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"Or this one?"
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"(playing "The Maple Leaf Rag")"
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"(all laughing) (Gil moans)"
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"Now, I have a brief instruction for the jury:"
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"Not guilty. (sighs)"
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"We won! It's all because of you, boy."
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"Aw, I have never been more glad"
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"that I didn't hit you with my car,"
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"paint it your exact coloring, then realize it's a girl,"
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"CROWD: Aw..."
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"(all cheering)"
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"I know I've been through a lot,"
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"more than a dog."
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"HOMER: Hold it, I forgot my phone charger."
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"that the life of this greyhound is more valuable"
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"than the life of this Greyhound station inhabitant."
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"Look at me, I'm a big man. A big man!"
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"Anybody got a quarter?"
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"Got to be a quarter, not two dimes and a nickel."
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"That ain't worth jack."
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"I'm angrier than a beehive in a paint mixer."
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"Let a snail race in the Indy 500?"
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"I ended up naked behind an appliance store!"
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"Lies!"
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"Lies! Lies!"
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"Oh, you're gonna get ten walks a day, boy."
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"(quietly): You can even bite the mailman."
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"(whines happily)"
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"There he is."
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"America's number one doggy daddy."
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"Uh, that's what I asked."
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"(shutter clicks)"
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"You're the greatest man I know one thing about!"
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"(cheering, horns honking)"
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"What is our current position on dogs?"
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"who rounds them up and puts them to sleep."
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"would even be elected dog catcher."
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"From this point forth, this town will be known"
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"as the dog-loving capital of the world."
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"They don't even know what state we're in."
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"Thanks to these hastily-passed untested pandering laws,"
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"Springfield is now the most dog-friendly city in America."
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"Just the dog food."
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"And you call yourself a veterinarian. Ha."
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"And you know what we found inside?"
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"Dogs in cages."
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"In a cage."
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"Like a dog."
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"Dogs are born to follow and obey."
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"The moment the pack realizes"
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"that humans are no longer their masters,"
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"They'll revert to their wild wolf nature."
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"Well, then I guess you'll be happy"
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"Oh, yes, please! Take me there now."
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