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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Turkey in a Can (S04E04)

"No, Tina, I'm sorry"
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"for whoever thought they could ruin Thanksgiving."
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"Follow me to the walk-in."
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"A turkey in every toilet."
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"Only in America, huh, guys?"
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"It was you, Lin, it's been you all along."
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"Say it. No, Bobby, no, it wasn't me."
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"You were the only one who knew about the second turkey."
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"I knew about the second turkey."
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"What? Lin!"
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"You know I tell Gayle everything, Bobby."
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"She's my sister."
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"It's true, I know everything,"
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"like that time you peed in the theater during Jerry Maguire."
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"I didn't want to miss any of it!"
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"Mom told me, too."
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"About peeing during Jerry Maguire or the turkey?"
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"Both. Mom and I shop together."
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"We don't have any secrets."
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"So all three of you knew?"
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"Louise and I knew, too. Mom's like a vault"
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"that's constantly open and constantly talking."
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"Hey, I told you guys not to tell anyone I told you."
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"Okay, Thanksgiving is officially canceled."
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"For everyone or just for our family?"
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"Bob... No, Lin, I've had it."
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"Thanksgiving's ruined."
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"There's no time to do the Father of the Brine on a new turkey,"
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"This is the worst Thanksgiving ever."
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"Okay, calm down."
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"No, I will not calm down!"
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"Hey, let's all forget about Thanksgiving"
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"I'll go get the decorations."
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"No, you know what? I take it back."
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"I'm not canceling Thanksgiving. Yay."
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"Whoever's doing this, I'm not going to let you win!"
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"There will be a turkey, a stupid saltless turkey."
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"You can put a turkey in a toilet,"
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"but you can't put me in a toilet!"
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"to try to put you in a toilet."
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"No, Louise, I don't want to be put in a toilet."
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"Okay, but it sounded like that."
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"It did sound like that, Bob."
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"Hey, you again, huh?"
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"Oh, hey, you again"
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"and me, yep."
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"I suppose you want another "turkey.""
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"Yes, that's exactly what I want... a turkey."
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"I didn't come for anything el..."
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"Okay, fine, you wore me down."
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"Damn it. Uh..."
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"Things are not going great with Tony."
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"Haven't been great with Tony for a long time, you know?"
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"Tony's hot, but maybe it's time for me to just settle."
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"Look at me, I'm nothing."
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"I'm so sick of Tony and his dancing."
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"Oh, no, I d... I don't know Tony, but I-I assume it's great."
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"It's not great with Tony. You should definitely stay with Tony."
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"No, no, no. Yo, I'm taking my break!"
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"Oh, my God, we're doing this."
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"No, we're not. Hey, what do you want to do?"
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"I don't... nothing. You want to go to the beach, huh?"
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"No, maybe... wait, I'm straight."
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"I mean, I'm mostly straight."
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"Let's grab a coffee. You should call Tony."
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"No, let's just have sex!"
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"Ah, God, this feels so great!"
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"I should just... sorry, I got to go cook this."
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"Also I'm married, but if I wasn't..."
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"Who am I kidding? You're out of my league."
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"It would never work."
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"What are you talking about? I really got to go."
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"I'm gonna see you tomorrow. Probably not."
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"I'll call you."
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"The table looks beautiful, Linda."
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"Whoa, candles shaped like little pilgrims."
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"Yes, Linda, what a lovely spread."
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"Oh, interesting, Teddy, looks like you're over here."
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"Okay, where am I? Tina,"
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"It's okay, Lin, it'll be like I'm eating"
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"I'll take my shoes off."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!"
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"Ha, I did it, I did it!"
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"What, Bob, what did you do?"
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"I cooked a turkey!"
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"Oh, wow."
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"This guy's always fishing for compliments."
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"Turkey's done."
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"Okay, everyone sit... Tina, not you."
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"You thought you could stop me, but you can't."
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"Oh, hello, everybody."
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"One of you must be very unhappy to see this."
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"Bob, you look terrible."
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"a turkey murderer."
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"Okay, before I serve the turkey..."
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"Wait, Tina, what are you doing?"
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"I'm standing at the adults' table?"
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"Tina, go sit down at the kids' table."
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"I'm great with them."
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"So, as I was saying,"
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"I want it on the record that turkey was served on this day!"
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"But, but, before we do that, I need to serve some justice"
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"because I know who put the turkey in the toilet."
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"♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!"
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"I mean, sure, no one likes him."
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"Louise. And he smells."
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"But then I realized that I was looking at the wrong motive."
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"The person who put the turkeys in the toilet"
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"was actually angry at me!"
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"Oh, my God. What are we doing?"
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"You see, this person knew that I would be blamed"
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"and potentially punished for this heinous crime."
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"So, was it Mom?"
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"Don't think so."
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"Correct, it was not."
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"No, it wasn't. Oh."
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"Which brings us to Gene"
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"I actually believed that Gene was too scared"
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"of the shower ghost to go into the bathroom at night,"
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"If she was acting alone."
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