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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Turkey in a Can (S04E04)

"Ooh, I love it!"
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"Braveheart meets Coco Chanel!"
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"I need to decide which color I'm wearing"
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"No, no lipstick, Tina."
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"You're-you're too young."
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"like you always do when we have guests."
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"Yup, we sit on the floor at the coffee table"
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"and put our vegetables under the couch."
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"You should look under there."
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"It's fascinating now!"
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"But I bought pantyhose!"
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"And I've been working on Tina's talking points."
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"How's this one?"
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""In this economy?""
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"Oh, provocative! That's it. I..."
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"You know, I'm in charge of Thanksgiving."
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"Gene, Linda, no song."
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"What?!"
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"Tina,"
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"no adults table. Aw!"
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"Louise, whatever you're planning, do not do it."
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"I need some peace and quiet."
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"Everyone, just go to bed."
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"I don't care! Just go to bed!"
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"You love that turkey more than you love us!"
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"That's right! I do!"
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"I love turkeys!"
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"Okay."
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"Now go!"
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"What the...?"
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"Oh, my God! No!"
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"Tina!"
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"It was cold, and now I don't know if I'll ever be able"
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"to go to the bathroom again."
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"Oh, my God, the turkey's in the toilet!"
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"What the cuss word?!"
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"What is this, a pee-pee party?"
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"You people are fun, all going at once!"
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"- Oh, God. Oh. Aah! Aah! - Ugh!"
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"Ugh! Get it out of their litter box!"
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"Quick, Bob! They're vegetarians!"
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"Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf. I'm gonna b..."
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"Oh, my God, what is happening?!"
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"Okay, so really? No one is going to confess?"
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"Louise?"
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"It wasn't me!"
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"Louise?"
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"It wasn't!"
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"Fine. So, no one, including Louise,"
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"wants to admit that they did this?"
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"I'm giving you guys one more chance to confess,"
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"and then I'm grounding everyone, including your mom and Gayle."
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"Bobby! No, it's fine with me."
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"I don't have any plans."
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"Or, uh, maybe Gene."
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"I put food in the toilet the way God intended."
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"It had to be Louise."
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"Unbelievable. Does everyone think I did it?"
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"Well, then, I must be guilty."
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"That's how it works, right?"
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"Yup. Perfect system."
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"Well, I have to go get another turkey."
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"a two-day brine,"
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"which is not as good as a three day-brine!"
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"But I'm not forgetting this."
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"I will figure out who did it."
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"Even though I'm pretty sure"
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"we all still think it was Louise."
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"Make sure you save room at Thanksgiving"
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"for the words you'll be eating!"
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"Wait. Are you gonna throw that one out?"
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"Yes, Gene, it was soaking in toilet water."
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"And rolled in cat feces."
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"Lin, please! Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Wait a second."
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"You just got a turkey yesterday."
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"Yup. Turkey number two, huh?"
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"Messed up the first one? No, it's a long story."
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"Not so easy to just step into the kitchen, is it?"
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"No, actually, I'm a professional cook."
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"Yeah. You and me both, right?"
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"Okay, don't mess this one up."
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"I-I didn't... Next!"
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"Turkey in the toilet? That's crazy."
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"It's not that crazy. I've seen crazier things in a toilet."
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"You wouldn't believe what I've seen."
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"I've seen a rat wearing a little hat. What?"
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"Twice. Same rat, different hat."
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"I got a picture. Hold on."
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"Wait. Is this the toilet turkey? No, I got a new one."
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"What did you do with the old one?"
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"What do you mean, what did I do? I threw it out."
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"You threw out a perfectly good turkey?"
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"It wasn't perfectly good, Teddy. It was in the toilet."
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"Ugh. Why does everyone want to eat food"
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"from the toilet all of a sudden?"
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"Guys, I found the picture!"
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"Rat in a hat. Oh, my God. Hmm."
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"Three days I waited on a stakeout"
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"and he looks at me like, "What are you lookin' at?""
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"Come on, Mom,"
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"Gayle, focus!"
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"We've only got two days left"
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"to make a Thanksgiving song"
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"that will be passed down for generations."
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"And a one, and a two."
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"What?! Gayle, you are a guest here."
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"You will sing what you are given."
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"No, Gene, Gayle's right."
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"That's it! No one's done a song about gravy."
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"Think about it."
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"Hmm. Gravy. Rhymes with wavy, oopsie daisy, Patrick Swayze."
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"All right, I'm in!"
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"Anyone mind if I turn on the news?"
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"You fell like a real lady."
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"Thank you, young man."
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"Hi. Hi, Gayle. You look great."
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"Louise, look at you."
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"Did you do your hair? No."
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