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Clips from The Simpsons - 22 Short Films About Springfield (S07E07)

"Everyone needs to drive a vehicle- even the very tall."
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"This was the largest auto that I could afford."
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"Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?"
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"- I guess so. - Wh- He-"
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"Would you like it if I laughed at your misfortune?"
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"Huh? Maybe we should find out."
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"Let's laugh at him."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Blow them kisses."
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"Well, Milhouse, I guess interesting stuff does happen to people in Springfield."
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"Yep. Everybody in town's got their story to tell."
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"There's just not enough time to hear 'em all."
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"Oh. Sorry I'm late."
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"One of the monkeys stole the glasses off my head."
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"Oh, no, wait. Please, no. Please."
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"I have a funny story, if you listen. I even wrote theme music."
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"Listen. Hey. Hey."
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"He'll make you laugh He'll make you think"
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"He likes to run and then the thing with the"
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"Oh, boy. That monkey is going to pay."
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"The Simpsons"
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"Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?"
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"I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em."
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"Sometimes I wonder about all the people in this town."
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"Do you think anything interesting ever happens to 'em?"
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"I mean, there must be thousands of great stories out there."
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"What do you think, Milhouse?"
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"Come on. It's 11:00. I need some sugar."
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"Listen. Serving the customer is merriment enough for me."
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"Thank you. Come again."
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"You see? Most enjoyable."
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"Oh, I guarantee a wingding of titanic proportions."
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"You will be there or kindly be square."
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"Well, I don't like to leave the store, but..."
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"for the next five minutes I'm going to party like it's on sale for 19.99."
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"Quick, quick. No time to cook them. They will plump in my stomach."
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"Whoo. Hello, beautiful."
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"- No ring, I see. So you are only arranged to be married."
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh! I love this song. Let us boogie."
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"Don't worry. I'll tell everybody you were untouchable."
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"Whoa."
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"Whoo!"
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"Well, Sanjay, never have I partied so hearty. Same time next year, yeah?"
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"Yes!"
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"Made it. And with one minute to spare."
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"You took four minutes of my life, and I want them back."
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"Oh, I'd only waste 'em anyway."
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"Swing Serenade is brought to you by Gorman's ear guards."
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"Guard your ears!"
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"With Gorman's."
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"Mom, Dad threw his beer can at the Miracle-Gro guy on TV."
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"There's gum in my hair!"
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"- Mom! Someone threw gum in my hair! - Are you sure?"
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"Maybe it's just shampoo. That washes right out."
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"No. It's somebody's gross gum!"
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"Get it out! Ow!"
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"Ow! It's pulling out my hair."
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"Wait. If I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum..."
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"is peanut butter."
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"There. Now, that gum should lift right out."
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"Okay. You go sit in the sun and let it melt in."
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"Hmph. Why me?"
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"Yuck. I smell like a sandwich."
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"Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?"
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"There's a bee in my eye, sir."
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"- And? - I- I'm allergic to bee stings."
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"They cause me to, uh, die."
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"But we're running out of forward momentum."
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"Uh, perhaps you could pedal for just a little while, sir."
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"Quite impossible. I can try to bat him off if you like."
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"Uh, really, that's o-"
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"Holy cats, man. We're starting to wobble."
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"Get me to a hospital."
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"You have to pedal."
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"Fear not. I'll get you to a hospital-"
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"the only way I know how."
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"Smithers, you infernal ninny. Stick your left hoof on that flange now!"
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"Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain..."
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"jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doodad."
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"One more jostle, you wretched shirk-a-day."
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"Holy smokes! You need booze."
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"Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you."
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"Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are:"
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"But I cleaned them with my napkin."
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"misuse of the cadavers-"
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"I get here earlier when I drive in the car pool lane."
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"There's a crazy man with a scalpel in E.R.!"
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"He's demanding to see a quack."
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"I'm edgy. I got ants in my pants."
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"Slow down, sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure."
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"Okay. Now, the symptoms you describe point to "bonus eruptus. ""
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"It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body."
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"Now you're talkin'."
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"Our one chance is "transdental electromicide. ""
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"I'll need a golf cart motor with a 1,000-volt "capacimator," stat!"
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"Doctor, I can't in good conscience-"
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"We'll have to improvise."
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"- Oh. - Keep doing that every five seconds."
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"Dr. Nick, we owe you an apology."
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"- Consider the charges dropped. - All right!"
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"Free nose jobs for everybody!"
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"- Ay.! You first. - Give me a Van Heflin."
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"Say, uh, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?"
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"The results came back today."
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"You owe me $70 billion."
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"- Hmm. - No. Wait, wait, wait."
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"Well, alls I got is 2,000 bucks."
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"I'm behind three inches of bulletproof glass. Do your worst."
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"All right."
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"No. Stay out of there. Stay out of there! Oh! Good God, no!"
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"Ho! Good-bye student loan payments. Ha, ha!"
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"Hey. I wonder how much air is in here."
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"Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions."
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"Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome."
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"- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah."
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"Oh, egads! My roast is ruined."
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"But what if..."
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"I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?"
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"Delightfully devilish, Seymour."
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"Ah-"
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