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Clips from 30 Rock - Black Light Attack! (S04E04)

"To help them get over their fear of sharks."
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"Well, it's different with girls."
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"It's like a whole, new part of your heart has opened up."
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"Thank God."
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"They wanted me to play the mother."
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"Oh, boy, okay, here we go."
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"Hey, Pete!"
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"Jenna just got the..."
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"Would a mother be planning a sex tour of Vietnam this spring?"
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"Okay, just..."
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"Look, you're a beautiful woman."
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"But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy"
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"of Dramatic Tricks."
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"You can try to fight getting older."
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"You can be like Madonna, and cling to youth"
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"with you Gollum arms."
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"and embrace your age with elegance."
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"Between the dignity of middle age and the illusion of youth."
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"Meryl Streep."
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"Very well, I will emulate my acting inspiration."
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"Okay, this build-up is making me nervous."
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"and the wonder of womanhood."
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"Madonna."
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"Hey, Liz."
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"Yeah, sure, you can go."
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"Mmm... No, That won't be necessary, officer."
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"Did we get cancelled?"
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"Can't a girl just be happy?"
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"Oh, no, Jenna."
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""Random", Jenna."
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"Ow!"
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"Come on, you guys, stop it!"
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"Turn it off, Frank."
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"What are you doing to Cerie?"
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"Frank downloaded this high-pitched tone"
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"They use it in Japan"
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"The rest of us are too old."
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"Oh, not me!"
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"Ugh, my ears are, like, dying!"
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"Have you started playing it yet?"
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"Ah."
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"Lemon, can I speak with you for a moment?"
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"What is happening to me?"
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"Why didn't he show up?"
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"I don't know, maybe he had something better to do."
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"Well, I had a Porterhouse for Two alone."
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"This is from Danny's CHiPs costume."
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"Officer, what's going on up there?"
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"It's an accident."
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"This badge is a symbol of dignity, honor,"
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"I'm sorry, Jack."
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"I changed my mind."
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"While stuck in a pile-up on the Pacific Coast Highway earlier,"
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"You take Danny away from work whenever you want to hang out."
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"I don't think this is about the show."
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"that Danny is with me."
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"For four years, I've had to make do"
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"with what passes for men in this place."
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"With their untucked shirts, boneless faces,"
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"their Stars, both Wars and Trek."
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"No, I finally have one."
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"Liz Lemon has a handsome, goof-around, make-out buddy."
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"And that's the problem."
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"and his boss' little "scrump nugget"."
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"They're incompatible."
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"Well, then, I guess it's on."
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"May the best man win."
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"Out? With whom?"
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"This guy, Doug."
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"Well, does Doug have a last name?"
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"You can't make me stay here."
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"You are a part of this entourage."
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"I didn't ask to be in this entourage!"
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"Look, I know you didn't mean that."
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"I do mean it."
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"I'll never be like you!"
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"Uh-huh, this is good guy talk."
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"but she makes up for it with tongue girth."
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"Okay, maybe we just watch the game."
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"Whoo!"
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"loves to watch figure skating,"
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"and I'm really starting to get into that."
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"And now, turning to women's health."
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"Our latest women's information on women's sexuality"
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"just before peri-menopause."
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"What? You're leaving?"
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"I'll talk to you in the morning."
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"That was a low blow last night, Lemon."
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"What can I say, Jack?"
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"I guess I'm getting a second wind here"
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"at the tail end of my "dirty 30s"."
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"This whole week has been such a bummer."
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"I wrote it last night."
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"Late."
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"as a sex criminal."
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"♪ Forever young ♪"
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"Ow."
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"But that's never going to happen"
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"until you are honest about who you are."
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"That's easy for you to say."
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"I've built my career on a certain image."
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"The workouts, the lotions,"
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"pretending I wasn't fourth runner-up"
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"Hm, that's..."
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"And you don't understand the fear I live with."
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"Yes, I do."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I will reveal my friend, Tom."
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"You would do that for me?"
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"How long would it take?"
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"Ow."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'd like you all to meet Tom."
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"Tom Selleck."
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"He's my moustache."
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"It's funny."
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"with a moustache pressed against me."
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"There you are!"
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"I think Doug put something in my drink,"
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"and I don't remember..."
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