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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Sweet Dee Gets Audited (S07E07)

"3:00 this afternoon. No, no. How long you need it for?"
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"You want it for life or you- Just a short-time baby."
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"Easy. Oh, my God, you guys, this is so exciting."
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"Here's how to handle your lime situation."
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"It has been decided."
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"We are now the Pickle Party- [Laughs]"
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"We are going to vote for pickles in the bar instead of limes."
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"The point is, our three votes will always beat your two."
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"We win, dude. Give me a beer with a pickle in it."
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"Well, what happens when you three disagree with each other?"
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"We're not going to disagree. That is the point of the Pickle Party."
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"We're very aligned on these issues."
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"You can't just start your own party."
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"You got to talk to people- [Charlie] Yes, you can."
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"If you're not as educated or as informed,"
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"what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest."
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"O-O-Okay. All right. Yeah, sure."
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"No, you're the Pickle Party. Great."
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"Okay, so let's just accept that and move on."
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"Yes, Frank, move on."
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"- Reason will prevail. - [Together] Pickles will prevail!"
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"Okay, well, the next issue on our list..."
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"“A crucifix in the bar.”"
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"Ah! You are right. This is an easy one."
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"Yeah, Irish Catholic bar,"
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"and therefore a giant wooden crucifix..."
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"Big. It should be the centerpiece of the whole room."
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"That's gonna be terrifying. it should be terrifying."
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"That's how you know God loves you, Charlie."
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"in the bar scaring the customers, and most importantly, me!"
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"[Laughs] I just played them like a fiddle."
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"Whatever it is that you got going on around here, I want a piece of it."
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"Okay? You see, Frank,"
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"People don't trust you, Frank."
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"You're a piece of shit..."
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"All right, I'm gonna make you my puppet."
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"Look, I've been cooking the books in the bar for years."
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"I freaking knew it. All kinds of avenues and shell corporations."
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"Let me see. Check it out. Right there."
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"What-What is this one? “Wolf Cola”?"
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"Wolf Cola. Mm-hmm."
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"That's a bogus soda distributor. I made it up."
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"[Laughs] Yeah, it's fake!"
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"Right. the more money you can rake in."
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"but I like these figures I'm seeing."
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"and you can keep the goddamn details to yourself."
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"[ Whispering ] I don't think I hear any arguing out there."
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"but it needs to be in the back of the bar."
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"That's a compromise right there, man."
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"[ Mac Laughs] [ Charlie ] All right!"
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"Pickle Party compromise!"
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"Huh, huh, huh! Tasteful Crucifix party."
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"Sounds like you guys came to a compromise."
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"That's great. We cross the crucifix issue off the list."
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"One quick question before I do though."
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"How bloody is this guy gonna be?"
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"- What? - He's gotta be drenched in blood."
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"Why? That's the whole point."
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"You need to see the wounds of Christ. Oh, my God, dude."
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"It's bad enough I'm gonna let you put the stupid cross up in the first place."
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"Stupid cross? You son of a bitch, I knew it! I knew it!"
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"It's a massacre! I don't want to look at a massacre!"
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"So, according to our records,"
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"you are claiming a dependent for which you have no official documentation."
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"Yes?"
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"Mmm."
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"Are you okay? You're sweating profusely."
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"Oh, no. Yes. Yes."
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"You know, the babysitters..."
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"There's my sweet baby. Excuse me, won't you?"
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"You guys! You've got a baby. Where did you find a baby?"
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"Oh, you guys, I love you so much. Where did you-"
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"- [ Crying Continues ] - Okay, Dee, which crucifix do you find more tasteful?"
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"Are out of your goddamn minds? What is this? Where's the baby?"
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"Do you wanna add kidnapping on top of all the other shit you got going on right now'?"
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"Yeah, but for how long? She could be out there for hours,"
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"Stop thinking about your problems,"
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"and start thinking about our problems. [ Growls ]"
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"You are so emotional right now. And so wet too."
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"Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill you."
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"Okay, just shut up for a second. Let me think."
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"All right, yes. Go to the bar."
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"That'll get me out of here and buy me some time to get this bitch off my balls."
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"[ Door Opens ] [ Charlie ] Bye!"
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"Very, very sick baby. Very sick baby!"
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"It's so sad when they don't feel well, isn't it?"
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"Lock up, won't you, on your way out'? And let's definitely reschedule."
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"Let's do. Shh!"
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"[ Dennis ] Hey, yeah, so I was thinking about my title."
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"Because I think it should be Vice President of Worldwide Distribution."
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"But you don't need a title."
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"That's easy. I can do that, Frank. That's what I'm good at."
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"But I am gonna need a business card,"
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"'cause I want to be able to hand that shit to people..."
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"so they know that I am in a place of power."
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"It's not important. it's important to me, Frank!"
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"but I don't want real power, because with real power comes real responsibility,"
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"and I don't want any of that shit."
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"I just want the money and the illusion of power."
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"What? Hell, I don't know, Frank. I don't know, man."
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"this giant gaping hole inside me."
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"Oh. And I'm-"
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"I'm always trying to fill it... with something."
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"[Sighs] I like to call it my, uh- my God hole."
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"They-they fill it with religion."
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"But I don't believe in God."
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"But you want to fill it with pussy."
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"- [ Charlie ] Yo! - Hey, Dennis and Frank, you here?"
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"Guys, we gotta help Dee with her tax audit situation."
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"Oh, right. Okay, so Dee's baby scheme blew up in her face,"
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"Deandra, did you tell the I.R.S. you work here?"
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"- Of course I did. - We can't have the I.R.S. looking around our books."
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"- Why? What's wrong with our books? - Let me step in here."
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"Um, I think what you're trying to say..."
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"is that the I.R.S. poking around our bar business is no good for anyone."
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"Look, it's gonna be best for all of us..."
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"to get the l.R.S. off of Dee's back."
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"Okay."
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"I'm gonna tell you guys what we need to do."
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