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Clips from Community (2009) - Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism (S03E03)

"She was a rockette. She married a count."
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"He was blind. He loved her for her mind."
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"That's good color for the report,"
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"but I got to be honest,"
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"small stuff like this almost never turns up."
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"- Oh, no, Abed. - We'll be in touch. Say..."
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"You look familiar."
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"to teach you about gun safety?"
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"Well, I guess the only upside to this is"
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"it's brought us closer together as roommates."
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"Something doesn't add up."
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"If there was no forced entry, it had to be an inside job."
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"- We don't know that. - And instead of taking cash,"
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"pharmaceuticals, laptops, they take what?"
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"My Batman DVD, and one piece"
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"of oddly ornate Hebrew-themed jewelry?"
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"- Nana gave it. - It's smoke."
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"- It's a ruse, a lie. - Hmm?"
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"I think I know what happened here."
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"Abed, I--"
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"The landlord did it."
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"It all makes sense."
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"Rick has keys to every apartment--means."
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"He knows when we're coming and going--opportunity."
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"And he was dressed as the Joker for Halloween--motive."
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"- Hmm. - Something's got to be done."
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"Oh, let's not leap to thing-doing."
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"Right, Annie?"
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"Double strike."
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"Back blast."
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"Boom!"
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"- Nailed it! - Oh, look..."
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"How cute-- you do like foosball,"
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"What are you guys doing here on a Saturday night?"
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"- or well-engineered cars? - You take that back!"
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"We came to play. Get away from our table."
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"- We're using it, strudel-brain. - Nice."
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"Then play us for it."
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"only let's make it interesting."
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"The losers never get to use this table again."
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"Oh, you are so on that things have now"
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"become very much like Donkey Kong."
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"We're gonna kick das butt."
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"- Nice. - Thank you."
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"Monday morning you get this..."
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"Were you guys walking around with a soccer ball"
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"just so you could do that?"
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"They left the ball and everything."
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"I think they were literally walking around with it"
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"like a prop to use."
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"That's, like, a $25 dollar bit, and it's not even that good."
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"You have got to come clean, okay?"
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"I don't know what he's doing in there, but it feels dramatic."
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"I'm sure he's already moved on to some other obsession."
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"Oh, look, fun."
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"The police are powerless."
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"Men like Rick operate above the law."
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"Bats..."
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"And me."
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"Abed, don't do anything drastic."
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"Yeah, maybe we should all just take a step back and--"
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"The night beckons."
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"Its black fingers curl and uncurl,"
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"going, like, "hey, come here.""
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"Abed, wait!"
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"Wait. I did it."
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"I stepped on your DVD, and it broke,"
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"If that were true,"
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"you would've come forward a long time ago."
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"You're lying to keep me out of danger."
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"But there can be no peace"
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"while crime spits and dances on the grave of justice"
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"to the hot beats of infectious rhythms"
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"of all that is wrong."
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"- Oh! - Just..."
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"- Use your foot. - Ooh, ooh, ooh!"
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"You're okay--okay."
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"Abed..."
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"Now you're open to input?"
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"I'm following him."
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"You moving in here was supposed to tone us down."
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"So, Shirley, tell me--"
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"how does someone with your talent for foosball"
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"ever stop playing?"
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"Oh, I don't want to talk about that."
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"Oh, come on, we're, like, best friends now."
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"Don't back away from this. Open up to me."
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"Okay, well..."
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"When I was a kid, I had anger, Jeff--"
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"real bad anger-- and foosball was a release."
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"But I didn't just-- just beat people."
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"I-I broke 'em."
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"One time I was running this table"
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"over at this Y.M.C.A across town,"
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"and I was really giving it to this kid--"
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"this skinny little white boy, no offense."
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"He started crying. They always started crying."
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"But something about this boy"
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"made me want to take it all the way."
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"I started jabbing him with the rods until..."
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"The boy peed himself."
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"Everybody laughed. I laughed."
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"But after that, the game lost its flavor."
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"Once you make a boy pee his pants,"
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"you start thinking about where your life is headed."
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"Jeff, what's wrong?"
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"Gonna kill you!"
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"Your ass is mine!"
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"You're such a punk!"
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"You like being beat by a girl?"
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"What are you crying for?"
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"Your mama cannot help you,"
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"or you wouldn't play like a bitch."
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"Ha!"
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"Ooh."
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"Oh, my goodness gracious. Is that what I think?"
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"I just beat this kid all the way to tinkle-town."
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"Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town."
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"Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town,"
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