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Clips from The Simpsons - Diggs (S25E25)

"with a kid a little bit older and undoubtedly wiser."
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"Oh, I know what that means!"
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"There comes a time when a boy sneaks his first beer."
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"Finally! I was beginning to think that kid was a..."
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"teetotaler."
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"More like "at your six-pack," am I right?"
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"It's okay if you need to take a little nap."
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"Why would I want a nap?"
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"Because you're so drunk you can barely keep it together."
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"I wasn't drinking."
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"That doesn't sound like you."
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"But it does sound like the kind of lie"
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"you'd make up after the first time you got blitzed."
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"A little older, kind of strange."
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"I don't think other people get him."
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"But I just want to hang out with him all the time."
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"You've found your Moe Szyslak!"
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"on your version of pot"
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"listening to your version of Journey."
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"Wha...?"
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"What's he doing?"
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"Now, when he lands, you'll feed him"
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"so he has positive associations with you."
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"Don't worry, he's only bitten off one of my fingers."
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"Just goofing on you."
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"This is the finger he bit off."
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"If he starts to carry you off, slip out of the glove."
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"Now tell him to fly."
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"Fly! Fly!"
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"I did it! He did it!"
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"We did it!"
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"Yes, Bart, that is"
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"how you conjugate the verb "to do.""
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"Well done."
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"♪ Come Saturday morning ♪"
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"♪ I'm going away with my friend ♪"
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"♪ Till the end of the day... ♪"
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"♪ Just I and my friend ♪"
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"♪ We'll travel for miles ♪"
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"Give that back!"
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"Uncle Krusty's back."
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"Whoa! Did you teach him to do that?"
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"Nobody could communicate that."
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""I caught this morning morning's minion"
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""Kingdom of daylight's dauphin,"
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""Dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding"
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"High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing.""
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"Wow!"
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"Is a falcon's training leash called a creance?"
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"Yes!"
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"I'm really hurt. Phew!"
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"Bartholomew!"
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"Well, my dad said don't bring home any more dogs, cats,"
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"turtles or snakes, but he never"
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"Okay, in your terms, points are like mice..."
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"Don't interrupt. I just thought"
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"it would be nice if we shared an interest."
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"You Korean girls know what a soldier likes."
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"Fine! But the game is much more enjoyable"
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"if you understand it."
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"Look, the Eagles and the Falcons."
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"Tell me you're not interested in that."
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"a wife and three kids!"
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"No, I signed them myself."
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"They're people I would've liked to come visit."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"Listen, what happened in that tree?"
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"Um, you want the truth?"
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"Of course you do."
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"I wanted to fly."
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"I know it sounds a little crazy now,"
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"but I suddenly thought maybe we can all fly,"
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"Hey, I'm not flying anywhere with this broken wing."
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"Bart, here's another doctor that would like"
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"a few words with this young man."
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"Well, I hope he gets out soon and takes his bird back."
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"I don't care for how it circles the cat."
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"He's just riding the thermals from Dad's butt."
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"At least someone in this family is using them."
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"I never heard of this new hospital,"
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"so I looked it up and printed it out."
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"Ooh!"
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"Can I visit him tomorrow?"
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"Arkham Asylum-type hospitals."
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"Diggs isn't cuckoo!"
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"Uh, listen, boy."
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"Maybe you should spend more time"
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"with your old best friend."
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"So, why can't I go there?"
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"Bart, if this is what I think it is,"
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"it's not a place we should ever, ever take a little boy."
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"Then why is Diggs there?"
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"Because it's his home forever."
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"just because Diggs is a little different"
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"I have about eight of them."
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"So, how do we fix him?"
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"Diggs's problems don't have easy fixes."
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"Well, sometimes it helps to know people feel for you."
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"Want a hug?"
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"You hug the bedpost."
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"♪ Come Saturday morning ♪"
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"♪ I'm going away... ♪"
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"I heard bird boy got a new cage."
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"One with rubber bars."
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"Yeah, and a rubber perch!"
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"Yeah, yeah, and a..."
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"I get it. It sucks."
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"Making fun of the mentally ill--"
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"real classy."
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"But you guys were..."
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"We were what, Captain Sensitive?"
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"The rumors of my bonkertude have been greatly exaggerated."
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"DSM-5 indicates paranoid schizophrenia,"
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"but that work is mired in controversy."
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"Mired."
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"I knew you'd escape!"
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"Were you carried out by a flock of falcons?"
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"I got a one-day pass."
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"Were falcons involved in any way?"
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"I obtained the pass to enter the Springfield Falconry Contest,"
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