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Clips from Ladybugs

Short Films 1992 11 min 1,442 clips
Short Drama

Credits

Whip it out!
"Whip it out!"
Ladybugs
You are ready and armed!
"You are ready and armed!"
Ladybugs
So far it's just a meeting, so, you know, don't count on anything.
"So far it's just a meeting, so, you know, don't count on anything."
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Good luck, Chester. You deserve it.
"Good luck, Chester. You deserve it."
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My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
"My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful."
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Stay indoors.
"Stay indoors."
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climb the highest mountain and sees bluebirds when you smile.
"climb the highest mountain and sees bluebirds when you smile."
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he gave me a sweatshirt with a bull's-eye on the back.
"he gave me a sweatshirt with a bull's-eye on the back."
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I mean, he has a weird sense of humor.
"I mean, he has a weird sense of humor."
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- Hey, we'll join a country club. - We'll become alcoholic snobs.
"- Hey, we'll join a country club. - We'll become alcoholic snobs."
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We'll hang out with Maryann and Biff and take Dad's car. That's deuce.
"We'll hang out with Maryann and Biff and take Dad's car. That's deuce."
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I'm gonna sit right down on it
"I'm gonna sit right down on it"
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I talked enough to them plants.
"I talked enough to them plants."
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They say if you get too friendly, it's no good, you know.
"They say if you get too friendly, it's no good, you know."
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- Good luck. - Thanks.
"- Good luck. - Thanks."
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Take them home, you breathe heavy, you know what you're doing, you know?
"Take them home, you breathe heavy, you know what you're doing, you know?"
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Hey, tell Mr. Mullen his top salesman is here.
"Hey, tell Mr. Mullen his top salesman is here."
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You're too particular, that's your problem.
"You're too particular, that's your problem."
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What do you say we practice till you meet the right guy?
"What do you say we practice till you meet the right guy?"
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Do it for me, David.
"Do it for me, David."
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Act on what I've said, David.
"Act on what I've said, David."
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I'm great, great. Thank you. Yeah.
"I'm great, great. Thank you. Yeah."
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Well, she's very busy, you know. She does a lot of charity work.
"Well, she's very busy, you know. She does a lot of charity work."
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Yeah, I know. She handles all the policemen's balls.
"Yeah, I know. She handles all the policemen's balls."
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You know, I work hard. And I'm a company man, you know?
"You know, I work hard. And I'm a company man, you know?"
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All right. Put him on.
"All right. Put him on."
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I was playing last week with Bobby and that crazy Scott McTeague.
"I was playing last week with Bobby and that crazy Scott McTeague."
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"Christ, you can kick it in from there. Take it away."
""Christ, you can kick it in from there. Take it away.""
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Kiss the boss' ass, yeah.
"Kiss the boss' ass, yeah."
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Chester, Chester, Chester.
"Chester, Chester, Chester."
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I am glad we had a chance to have this little chat.
"I am glad we had a chance to have this little chat."
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Chester was just admiring our soccer trophies.
"Chester was just admiring our soccer trophies."
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Everyone on the team is a kicker. I mean, what position?
"Everyone on the team is a kicker. I mean, what position?"
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What the hell do you know about soccer?
"What the hell do you know about soccer?"
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his wife came in, I started kissing her ass.
"his wife came in, I started kissing her ass."
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The next thing you know, they made me coach of the soccer team.
"The next thing you know, they made me coach of the soccer team."
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- Well, did you get the promotion? - I'll get the promotion.
"- Well, did you get the promotion? - I'll get the promotion."
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All we have to do is bring home a championship team!
"All we have to do is bring home a championship team!"
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What could be so hard? They were champs last year,
"What could be so hard? They were champs last year,"
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It says in here, there are 11 positions.
"It says in here, there are 11 positions."
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All right, we'll start with... you.
"All right, we'll start with... you."
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Tell me, how many goals did you score last year?
"Tell me, how many goals did you score last year?"
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Goals? None.
"Goals? None."
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Pester.
"Pester."
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for what they call in the pros a rebuilding year.
"for what they call in the pros a rebuilding year."
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Well, let me tell you this, Kimberly Mullen...
"Well, let me tell you this, Kimberly Mullen..."
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I'm glad you showed up at all, for crying out...
"I'm glad you showed up at all, for crying out..."
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I should have had a bigger handkerchief, you know?
"I should have had a bigger handkerchief, you know?"
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Of the brave
"Of the brave"
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This is the day we've all been waiting for,
"This is the day we've all been waiting for,"
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Chester, my wife and I are so relieved
"Chester, my wife and I are so relieved"
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"of coaching youth soccer.
""of coaching youth soccer."
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I wish.
"I wish."
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"Number three, treat the ball as if it were a fragile egg.
""Number three, treat the ball as if it were a fragile egg."
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What about Larimer, there, the little black girl?
"What about Larimer, there, the little black girl?"
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"More than anything, the goalie is the intellectual ruler of the game.
""More than anything, the goalie is the intellectual ruler of the game."
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Okay, folks. That does it for the first game of the season.
"Okay, folks. That does it for the first game of the season."
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I don't believe it. That was absolutely dreadful.
"I don't believe it. That was absolutely dreadful."
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I hope you do better for us next time. David, darling, let's go.
"I hope you do better for us next time. David, darling, let's go."
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My wife and I are going away for the weekend.
"My wife and I are going away for the weekend."
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That's it.
"That's it."
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You can't quit now. You'll lose your job.
"You can't quit now. You'll lose your job."
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no dishwasher, no TV, no furniture. You can't quit now!
"no dishwasher, no TV, no furniture. You can't quit now!"
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Practice? Chester, why are you dressed like that?
"Practice? Chester, why are you dressed like that?"
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Chester, you're wrong. When you get married,
"Chester, you're wrong. When you get married,"
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Chester, are you all right?
"Chester, are you all right?"
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Yeah, me, too. Chester, I'm worried about Matthew.
"Yeah, me, too. Chester, I'm worried about Matthew."
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All he cares about is sports.
"All he cares about is sports."
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I've seen the way you punish him. You send him to his room.
"I've seen the way you punish him. You send him to his room."
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You can't beat true love. Have lots of babies.
"You can't beat true love. Have lots of babies."
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Well, something has to be done. I just wish I knew what.
"Well, something has to be done. I just wish I knew what."
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Bess, I'll tell you what. I'll make time. I'll talk to him.
"Bess, I'll tell you what. I'll make time. I'll talk to him."
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Honey, would you?
"Honey, would you?"
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- There she is. - Well, go ahead. Talk to her.
"- There she is. - Well, go ahead. Talk to her."
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No. I can't, Paul. I don't even know what to say.
"No. I can't, Paul. I don't even know what to say."
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No, I can't say that. No, no, no.
"No, I can't say that. No, no, no."
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- All right, all right. - Hey, Matthew, go long.
"- All right, all right. - Hey, Matthew, go long."
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Zigzag, zigzag. No, zigzag like this, you know.
"Zigzag, zigzag. No, zigzag like this, you know."
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Got it? Got it? No, wait, girls. No, wait. Girl, girl!
"Got it? Got it? No, wait, girls. No, wait. Girl, girl!"
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I mean, Matthew, you got to think of your future.
"I mean, Matthew, you got to think of your future."
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That figures.
"That figures."
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Come on. You? I don't believe it.
"Come on. You? I don't believe it."
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Well, let me think about it, Chester.
"Well, let me think about it, Chester."
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Could you throw the ball back, please?
"Could you throw the ball back, please?"
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I think I'd better come down and watch some more.
"I think I'd better come down and watch some more."
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Your players need to learn some basic skills.
"Your players need to learn some basic skills."
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- Hi, I'm Kimberly. - Well, hi, I'm...
"- Hi, I'm Kimberly. - Well, hi, I'm..."
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I got to get the promotion. I want to marry Bess. Let us win.
"I got to get the promotion. I want to marry Bess. Let us win."
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I'll never cheat my taxes. I'll never curse in traffic.
"I'll never cheat my taxes. I'll never curse in traffic."
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God, I'm not a bad guy.
"God, I'm not a bad guy."
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Come on, I'm open.
"Come on, I'm open."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Hey, God, I take it all back. I may not need you.
"Hey, God, I take it all back. I may not need you."
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Move your butt, Larimer! What are you doing?
"Move your butt, Larimer! What are you doing?"
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After the game, no showers.
"After the game, no showers."
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Matthew, you got to change your style of playing.
"Matthew, you got to change your style of playing."
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Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father!
"Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father!"
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Well, did you talk to Matthew yet?
"Well, did you talk to Matthew yet?"
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the way I acted wasn't nice. There was a reason for it.
"the way I acted wasn't nice. There was a reason for it."
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I shouldn't have bothered you with wedding invitations.
"I shouldn't have bothered you with wedding invitations."
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It's just that I'm so excited.
"It's just that I'm so excited."
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Chester, you're confusing me. What are you trying to say?
"Chester, you're confusing me. What are you trying to say?"
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It's not that confusing. What I want to tell you is I didn't get the...
"It's not that confusing. What I want to tell you is I didn't get the..."
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Matthew, I told you before, you got to act like a lady.
"Matthew, I told you before, you got to act like a lady."
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You have to be considerate, loving, giving...
"You have to be considerate, loving, giving..."
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you say no, you got to be crazy!
"you say no, you got to be crazy!"
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Look at it this way. Women are like a beautiful bed of flowers.
"Look at it this way. Women are like a beautiful bed of flowers."
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Of course, there's a weed here and there.
"Of course, there's a weed here and there."
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And what size is she?
"And what size is she?"
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Well, I'd like him to try it on,
"Well, I'd like him to try it on,"
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- And I'll be around if you need me. - Okay.
"- And I'll be around if you need me. - Okay."
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I don't want your mother to find out. She'll kill me.
"I don't want your mother to find out. She'll kill me."
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You got the wrong place, lady. It's the men's room.
"You got the wrong place, lady. It's the men's room."
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She probably saw something she never sees at home.
"She probably saw something she never sees at home."
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This game is a big one for me today, Julie.
"This game is a big one for me today, Julie."
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- Chester. - Mr. Mullen, how are you?
"- Chester. - Mr. Mullen, how are you?"
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I'll tell you. I'm happy you feel that way, Mr. Mullen.
"I'll tell you. I'm happy you feel that way, Mr. Mullen."
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Well, I'm Coach Annie with the Beavers, and so far this year, we're undefeated.
"Well, I'm Coach Annie with the Beavers, and so far this year, we're undefeated."
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Well, Coach Chester,
"Well, Coach Chester,"
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And I just want to tell you
"And I just want to tell you"
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