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Clips from Rick and Morty - Ricksy Business (S01E01)

"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"What happened?!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"We're not gonna sink!"
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"I believe birdperson can arrange that."
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"Summer, don't tell me you're friends with her."
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"Whoa. Not cool, summer."
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"Who invited Abradolph Lincoler?"
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"It's not the same, Summer."
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"Lincoler is a crazed maniac --"
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"superleader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln."
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"Rick, you brought me into this world, a suffering"
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"Whoa. What's up, man?"
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""Boy"?"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It's just -- l-look, I-I"
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"don't know how you thought I meant it, but..."
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"Don't look at me, dude."
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"Leave him alone, Brad."
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"Kick his ass, Brad!"
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"Kick his ass!"
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"Rick!"
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"I just did you a favor, Morty."
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"Sorry about all that."
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"He's always trying to prove what a man he is."
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"Wow! Look at all this stuff."
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"Yeah."
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"This is me and my grandpa Rick's Sci-Fi workshop."
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"Check this out."
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"You know, Jessica,"
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"What's that, Morty?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, that is so disgusting!"
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"Ow! Oh! Oh, crap!"
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"Oxygen-rich atmosphere."
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"♪ Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪"
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"fact that everyone's still having a blast in there,"
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"Y-you hear that, Morty?"
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"You really lucked out with Summer o-on that one."
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"T-the whole house is sitting in another dimension!"
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"- I'm losing it here, Rick! - Relax, Morty, relax!"
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"It's gonna be fine."
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"All we have to do is go out and find us some kalaxian crystals."
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"Kalaxian crystals, Morty, just a few miles South of here."
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"Okay. Let's go, then."
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"W-w-we got to go get those crystals right now, Rick."
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"I mean, who knows what -- what if somebody breaks something?"
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"You guys have any aspirin?"
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"Hey, man, I'm not going anywhere."
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"It's the least you can do for wrecking the living room."
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"Yeah!"
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"And, Nancy, you should go, too."
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"Because, uh,"
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"you're -- you're so good at playing the flute."
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"Sorry for the inconvenience, folks."
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"a complimentary plate of James Cameronion rings."
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"Great. Not only is the ship not sinking,"
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"but now the fourth wall has been broken."
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"You should find that Lucy woman."
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"Had everything gone as planned,"
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"this entire area would be underwater."
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"I would have liked to see it."
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"This trip has been a "Titanic" failure."
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"Get it?"
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"- Draw me, Jerry. - Oh, boy."
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"We've been dreaming about this for 16 years."
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"Not -- not with you."
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"Okay!"
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"Um, the crystals should be really close."
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"Prepare to be emancipated from"
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"Let's get out of here!"
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"Rick, I got them!"
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"- You did it, Morty. - Rick, wait!"
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"He said that he was really sorry and that he loves you like a father."
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"He only wanted you to accept him,"
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"and he hopes that his final act would redeem him in your eyes."
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"And these babies just saved this lame-ass party!"
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"Play something. Somebody, play something."
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"♪ wiggle your elbows, and look ♪ ♪ up into the light ♪"
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"What the hell was that?!"
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"What? No, no, no."
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"I'm starting to come down, Morty."
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"Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high."
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"Oh, Morty, you idiot!"
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"Does anybody else have any more k-lax?"
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"B-birdperson?"
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"Uh, squanchy?"
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"Don't squaunch at me."
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"Rick, take us home now."
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"Boo, boo! Morty sucks!"
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"Boo! You suck, whatever your name is."
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"Uh, almost."
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"Every weekend, Jacks and Roses have their Titanic experience in"
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"you're going to love inside of me."
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"Beth!"
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"Bet you're glad I think kindles are dumb now."
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"I can't help but feel a little guilty."
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"I didn't peg Lucy for a rapist."
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"What does a rapist look like exactly, Beth?"
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"wafting over his blister-pocked lips?"
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"Well, at least you got all this free stuff."
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"Beth, listen to me."
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"You're going to get out of here."
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"You're gonna go on, and --"
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"It's not a door, Beth."
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"- It's debris. - I don't care."
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""Cape fear"! "Cape fear"!"
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"Hey, squanchers!"
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"Uh, no."
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"You're not squanchy enough for a squanchy party."
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"What?"
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"Guys, seriously."
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"what he stood for, but it's certainly not what he died for."
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"Next time I party, I'm just gonna focus on getting totally wrecked."
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"You're so wise."
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"May I assist you with that?"
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"Thanks."
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""I am in great pain. Please help me.""
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"He's saying it ironically."
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