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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - High Octane (S01E01)

"-I did smeII smoke. -We were just cooking up a batch of grits."
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"-You had breakfast yet? -Ma'am, I wouIdn't...."
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"That is pure...."
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"One whiff of that fuseI oiI has knocked out a grizzIy bear."
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"RoII her over, so she can get some air."
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"-Her wig? -That's another Iady's hair she's wearing."
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"Check her pockets."
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"Revenuer. She's a whoIe Iot better Iooking than Agent Roach was."
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"-And you guys bring her around. -No, that'd be a crime."
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"That's the onIy evidence there is. We got to get rid of it."
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"WeII, there's gonna be some happy fish in that creek."
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"You think we ought to give her mouth-to-mouth recreation?"
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"You mean resuscitation."
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"Maybe, but I bet I'm a whoIe Iot cIoser to the truth than you are."
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"You're under arrest."
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"-I'm under arrest. -Or maybe it's your technique."
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"-Maybe. -You're under arrest. I'm serious."
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"-What's the charge? -Making iIIegaI whiskey."
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"Where is the evidence?"
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"-FueI? -Yeah, fueI to heIp stop air poIIution."
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"I was warned you Dukes wouId have some pretty weird excuses."
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"So we're entering some of Jesse's finest."
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"-Does it work? -Knocked you on your fanny didn't it?"
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"AII I know is, you're making moonshine, and I got orders to naiI you."
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"With no Iiquor, you got no case."
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"-And winning the $20,000. -Now that compIeteIy sIipped my mind."
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"If you Iet us make some moonshine, you have a chance at cracking this case."
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"-That's simpIe enough, ain't it? -HoId it."
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"-You're proposing-- -A 24-hour truce."
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"You Iet us run off a batch. Then, if you naiI us, you win."
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"-Beats going back empty-handed, don't it? -You can even stay with us."
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"-Your dog? -No."
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"No, Daisy's our cousin. She's a girI, too."
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"And if you Iike country ham, red beans, and rice, you can come for supper."
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"My truck's down the hiII. You can ride in with me."
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"If you boys can keep her busy tonight..."
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"Cooter and me wiII come up here and run off another batch."
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"-Our UncIe Jesse's got styIe. -He sure does."
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"The stiII is got to be up here somewhere. That expIosion came from here."
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"We're just gonna Iocate that stiII, so we'II know when they've made a batch."
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"You got that straight?"
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"Then we throw up a roadbIock, catch them, and bust them..."
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"And I can take some of Jesse's high-octane moonshine to that contest."
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"-Looks Iike Boss and Rosco in disguise. -You reckon they can swim?"
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"I don't beIieve it."
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"I faiI to make the arrest, I get my cover bIown..."
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"If headquarters finds out about this one..."
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"-I'II be back in the typing pooI. -Don't you worry about a thing, honey."
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"You're going to get the hang of it. We'II heIp you."
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"Our famiIy has broke in and wore out more revenue agents than anybody."
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"-Are you serious? -Sure am."
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"And Agent Joe Higgins named his oIdest boy after UncIe Jesse."
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"But they were trying to Iock you up."
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"Can't hoId that against them. Just trying to do their job."
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"WeII, I certainIy appreciate your attitude."
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"No big thing. Y'aII are just foIks. Like everybody eIse."
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"Daisy?"
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"I know, that's what I came down for."
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"I mean, I brought her something to wear."
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"Look!"
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"I got it right out of your cIoset."
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"Bo, you get out of here. And stay out of my cIoset!"
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"I just thought that Roxanne wouId Iike some good cIothes to go juking in."
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"What's that?"
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"You've never been juking?"
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"Now, for all you culturally deprived..."
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"exercise, and social intercourse on a high plane."
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"You don't have to sIow down for me. I Ioved it."
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"I'm not worried about you. You're a reguIar bobcat."
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"-That's a compIiment, I hope. -I'm just fuII of them."
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"This stuff couIdn't even hoId a torch to UncIe Jesse's."
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"I expect to taste that pretty soon."
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"She's serving Bo pIain water in a fruit jar."
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"Maybe he ordered it that way."
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"If I was you, I'd maybe kind of cut down on that stuff."
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"-You want to dance again? -Yeah."
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"Not tonight, Enos."
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"WeII, you fix me up. I've got something you want."
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"Okay, Enos. TeII you what. An even up trade."
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"Boss Hogg..."
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"You see, Boss Hogg doesn't want you aII winning that contest."
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"You sure do. Don't you forget I mean to coIIect."
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"You're afraid I can outdrink you."
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"-No, I'm not. -Yes, you are."
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"I'm now going to drink you under the tabIe."
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"Look out for the chair."
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"Bo and Luke figured to get her all passed-out and out of the way."
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"Early next morning, they unveiled sweet Tillie."
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"Jesse and Tillie were a legend."
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"Though he hadn't made a run with her in several years..."
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"old Jesse kept her tuned up and ready."
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"He'II go through this thing..."
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"from frame to engine bIock Iooking for the 'shine."
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"Yeah, and Luke and I'II have it aII the time."
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"No, I'm going to do the running."
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"But if you got it in the car with you, then they'II find it."
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"Not if it's hid right."
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"How can you hide it?"
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"I sure hope UncIe Jesse had a good night cooking."
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"You don't never have to worry about UncIe Jesse. He'II be there."
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"Don't move."
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"Caught you in the act."
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"Sheriff, we might be just wasting our time."
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"What do you mean wasting our time?"
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"And doubIe-crossing his own partner."
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"Who's his own partner?"
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"Boss Hogg, that's who."
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"-You reckon Jesse knows that? -Enos, of course he knows it."
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"No, sir, I mean, does Jesse know him and Boss are partners?"
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"You don't doubIe-cross strangers."
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"By not teIIing him where the stiII is."
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"-He probabIy won't never neither. -It don't make no difference."
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"Because what we're gonna do is Iet oId Jesse Duke make that moonshine..."
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"and bottIe it, and then fetch it down here, and then we're going to grab it."
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"Guess who?"
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"Shoot!"
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"You know, Bo, this just ain't our day."
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"I got you! Give me those keys."
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"Sheriff, pIease stand back. This is a FederaI arrest."
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"You puIIing a gun on me, Iady?"
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