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Clips from Friends - The One in Massapequa (S08E08)

"-Unbelievable. It's great! -We love marriage."
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"Thanks. Like I said before, I pretty much just stayed in the lines.."
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"and tried not to hit anybody."
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"I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C.."
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"I feel so lucky. Think of the good times that happened here."
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"None will compare with tonight. I don't want to forget it."
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"It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click."
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"I don't think the flash went off."
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"-I'm gonna find the men's room. -I'll go with you."
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"Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun.."
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"and a huge butterfly net looking for that man."
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"I have to go too, but I don't want him complimenting my thing."
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"He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle.""
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"This room. This night."
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"Were you guys making fun of Parker?"
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"He's a little enthusiastic. What's wrong with that?"
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"-It's so much. -Well, so what? I like him."
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"Do I make fun of the people you date? Tag, Janice, Mona."
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"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!"
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"-I feel terrible. -I know."
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"-Open it, open it, open it. -Yeah, baby!"
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"So we never got to hear about your wedding."
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"And Stevie Wonder sang " Isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle."
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"-Stevie's a family friend. -Oh, my God. That's amazing."
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"-I'd love to see pictures. -Yeah, so would I."
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"You wouldn't think Annie Liebowitz would forget to put film in the camera."
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"Would you excuse us for a second?"
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"-What are you doing? -What? This may be my only wedding."
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"-And I want it to be amazing. -Okay."
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"-Maybe I rode in on a Harley. -Ross, it has to be realistic."
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"Say, are you okay? You seem kind of quiet."
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"-No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you. -And I'm with you. What a great time!"
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"Look at this plate bouncy thing."
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"-I won't quit until you try one. -Okay, fine."
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"I know, I know."
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"Listen, your family is really starting to warm up to me."
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"You just kissed the caterer."
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"-What are you doing? -Going over my toast."
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"I can't wait. They'll cry so hard, they'll be fighting for breath."
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"They said even though they lost their sight, it was worth it."
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"-How did you propose? -Oh, yeah, that's a great story."
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"Well, actually, I took her to the planetarium."
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"I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower."
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"-That is so sweet! -I want to hear the rest!"
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""Will you marry me?""
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"And the ring was the size of my fist."
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"Hey, Phoebe? Look.."
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"-Why? -Because I'm gonna kill him."
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"I'm all for living, but this is the Gellers' 35th anniversary."
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"Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks."
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"There was a line for the buffet, and when I got to the plates.."
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"Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?"
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"It could've been. I didn't look at it."
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"I wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell out."
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"I thought he was a great guy. I was so excited about him."
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"Well, hey, you should be excited about him."
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"He's just embracing life. We could all stand to be more like Parker."
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"-Oh, it's Parker! -Look, the Bunny Hop!"
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"Okay."
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"Mom, Dad, when I got married.."
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"the thing that made me sure I could do it was the example you two set."
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"For that, and other things, I want to thank you."
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"As is our dog, Chi-Chi."
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"I mean, look how cute she is.. was."
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"Do me a favor, pass this to my parents."
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"Remember she's dead, okay? Her and Nana, gone."
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"Does anybody remember when.."
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"You want to hear something sad?"
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"I was watching a 60 Minutes piece on orphans in Romania.."
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"who have been so neglected that they were incapable of love."
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"Thank you, Monica. That was interesting."
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"-Wasn't it interesting, Jack? -Why don't I remember this dog?"
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"Oh, no, Mom. It's just Monica this year."
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"You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?"
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"No, of course."
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"Everybody? I just wanted to say.."
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"if in 35 years, we're half as happy as you guys are.."
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"we'll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world."
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"Oh, Ross."
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"I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross' toast."
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"My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway."
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"Can I get you something to drink, like a water and Valium?"
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"I must say, this apartment, it's.. there are no words."
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"-A third-floor paradise, a modern Eden. -Yeah, I know, I know. Gotcha."
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"Listen, why don't we just sit and relax, just be with each other quietly."
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"That sounds great."
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"This is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on."
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"Let's try something. Let's play a game."
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"Let's play the game of.."
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"Or Jenga."
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"Let's play this one first, and remember, whoever talks first loses."
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"-I lose, now Jenga. -Oh, my God."
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"Everything isn't perfect or magical?"
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"Everything isn't aglow with the light of fairies?"
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"-I'm sorry. I'm a positive person. -No, I'm a positive person."
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"You are like Santa Claus on Prozac."
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"You want me to be negative? You want me to be less happy?"
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"Much less happy."
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"So long!"
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"Isn't this the most incredible fight you've had in your life?"
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"We could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar."
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"But a dove placing the ring on your finger would've been no problem."
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"-It was fun being married to you. -Yeah, and it was an easy 400 bucks."
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"-That proposal at the planetarium? -I know, I know. It was stupid."
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"It was really wonderful. Did you just make that up?"
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"I thought of it when we were going out."
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"That's how I imagined I would ask you to marry me."
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"Wow."
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"Well, that would've been very hard to say no to."
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"It's a good thing I didn't do it, it sounds like a very expensive wedding."
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"-Okay, good night. -Good night."
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"Even if the sidecar had a windscreen to protect your hair?"
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"Okay, that's it. I give up."
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"You know, I don't understand why they didn't cry."
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"-Come on. -That stuff you said about true love?"
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"And what you said about Nana? Yeah, she really would've wanted to be there."
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"And you know what?"
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"I think she was."
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"Well, I can't do it with you guys watching me!"
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"-Ross? -Rachel?"
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