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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Swamp Molly (S01E01)

"-Come on, them crawdads is awaiting! -AII right."
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"-I can't find Rosco anywhere. -Neither can l."
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"Looks like old Rosco's finally got it together."
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"Right here is where things really start cooking."
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"with naked babies painted on the side."
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"My mama aIways said:"
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"''If you're gonna do anything right, do it yourseIf.''"
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"There's no way I can get through, over, or around that thing on my own."
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"You just keep cruising. Daisy and me'II be right with you, coz."
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"Sorry, boys. I'm gonna be a IittIe Iate."
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"Hey, good buddy, what kind of fIavors you got?"
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"You don't have butter brickIe crunch."
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"I sure wouId Iove to have some butter brickIe crunch."
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"Bo, where the heII are you?"
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"Maybe doubIe-peanut dooIey."
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"DoubIe-peanut dooIey. Yeah, that sounds good."
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"You got some doubIe-peanut...."
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"TweedIedum ! You're under arrest, man."
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"TweedIedum is running peanut dooIeys..."
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"in that naked-baby ice cream truck."
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"That boy ain't never gonna get the hang of this code taIk."
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"-Daisy, you there? -Yeah, Bo."
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"Watch out for Rosco."
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"He'II be hopping mad when he finds out what we did to his barricade."
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"Don't you worry, Bo, I'm aImost there."
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"Looks like the boys are home free, don't it?"
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"But y'all got to remember that this is Hazzard."
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"Come on. Get out!"
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"Luke, Bo, come here. Move!"
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"What'd you do, Rosco, join the NationaI Guard?"
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"Hush. Don't you go smart-mouthing the Iaw."
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"-We ain't got no key. -No key?"
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"No probIem."
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"l don't want y'all thinking Molly was lying when she said that business was bad."
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"lt was so bad that she even had to switch her line of merchandise."
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"Rosco, you got to beIieve me, we had no idea."
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"WiII you hush? It wasn't bad enough you running booze..."
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"-You can't beIieve that. -You hush."
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"I got you this time on a FederaI arms reguIation."
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"And that's enough to put you away for your naturaI Iife."
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"You have the right to remain siIent."
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"You have the right to remain...."
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"WiII you give me the card? Give me that."
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"Okay."
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"''You have the right to remain siIent.''"
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"lt was lucky for the boys that old Rosco was a slow reader."
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"He wanted everything to be real legal, so he didn't skip any of the parts."
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"That's enemy fire. Cover the prisoners!"
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"SaddIe up."
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"Boss."
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"Them Duke boys, they've sunk to a new Iow."
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"They're running guns. I'm not taIking booze. I'm taIking guns."
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"-Did you say guns? -I said guns."
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"Grenades, bombs, rifIes, enough to outfit a whoIe army."
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"Over there."
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"You jackass."
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"If you caught the goIden goose, you'd boiI it for breakfast."
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"BIack-market firearms are worth a fortune."
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"And you caIIed the FBI."
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"You just go and meet those FBI agents..."
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"and you teII them you were drunk, or having fits."
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"Or better stiII..."
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"you just act naturaI, and they'II know you're deranged."
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"Whatever scheme your IittIe mind can manage..."
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"or I'II divorce your fat sister and send her back to Iive with you."
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"Boss, you wouIdn't do that."
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"I'II hire a housekeeper."
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"She'd eat Iess, scrub more, and sIeep downstairs."
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"I'II do something."
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"Aunt MoIIy's gone too far this time."
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"We best meet her at the rendezvous and have us a IittIe taIk."
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"Then what?"
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"But I got us an idea."
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"If we can make it tiII nightfaII, we're home free."
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"I think."
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"Old Rosco was sweating, and it wasn't even hot outside."
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"Why don't you just reIax, Sheriff, and teII us the facts?"
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"Yes, sure."
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"I'II just reIax here."
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"I had night duty this one night..."
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"And I get this anonymous phone caII about a fIying saucer."
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"-You know? -We know. Go on, Sheriff."
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"Go on? Yes, you see..."
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"it wasn't the onIy caII that came in."
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"And they were aII at night."
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"PeopIe caIIing in about red Iights way up in the sky..."
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"down there by the swamp."
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"Did you investigate?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"I did it. I investigated."
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"But I wasn't Iooking for any fIying saucers, because I don't beIieve in them."
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"Swamp gas."
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"That's why I went down near the swamp..."
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"-And that's where I saw it. -What?"
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"The haIIucination."
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"The truck Ioaded with iIIegaI firearms."
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"Yeah. That haIIucination."
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"And I thought I was going squirreIIy."
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"I'm teIIing you, that was a terribIe experience."
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"-But you caIIed us? -Yeah, I did."
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"That was before I knew it was a haIIucination..."
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"And then this truck..."
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"Like cIear out of sight. Just, ''bIip.''"
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"-Two bIips? -No, just one."
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"You know something?"
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"You city boys have no idea..."
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"what a scream that swamp gas can give to a man Iike me..."
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"for such pitifuI, miserabIe, mangy backwoods wages."
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"-TeII me, Sheriff. -What?"
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"Have you checked with your doctor IateIy?"
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"No. I can't afford it."
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"Why?"
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"I fooIed them. They thought I was squirreIIy."
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"We onIy set this trap an hour ago..."
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"and Iook at aII of them crawdads."
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"You know, it's aImost as if they wanted to get into MoIIy's bisque."
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"I think we shouId sIow down some."
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"You swamp peopIe sure got some strange ideas."
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"What happened? You boys are earIy."
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"I thought you were supposed to be with UncIe Jesse, cooking."
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