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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - No Place Like Home (S05E05)

"- Already gone. - Hold it, miss."
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"Thank you."
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"Now what is that thing?"
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"- Dawn, touch nothing. - Who died and made you the Iron Chef?"
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"Mom's sick and I made her a nice non-instant breakfast for once."
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"- ..doing that. - Morning, guys."
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"- You two do all this? - Buffy helped."
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"We knew you were feeling less than great, so..."
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"The headaches they said would go away came back and brought some friends."
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"What did the doctor say?"
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"Take four of some pills a day and come back for tests."
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"- They don't know what's wrong? - Not yet."
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"That's unacceptable. We need a second opinion."
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"- We need a first opinion first, honey. - OK. We'll go now."
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"Which is a good thing because you're a vampire slayer."
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"And you, you are my little pumpkin belly."
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"Mom! That's, like, my kid name."
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"What are you doing hanging around? Isn't this Giles' big day?"
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"Bigger than big. It's his grand opening."
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"So go. Bring me back a..."
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"I don't know..."
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"A flying broomstick or something."
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"Book club tonight?"
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"I just wanna know. Take it easy. I want you to relax, keep your feet up, plenty of Oprah."
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"Plus you can check my rainforest report. And there's old board games..."
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"I told you you couldn't ditch me."
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"- So when's it open? For customers? - Since nine this morning."
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""You break it, you bought it." Heard you the first 60 times."
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"Magic's a small niche market, but... well, think about it."
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"Sunnydale, monsters, supply and demand."
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"They'll be lining up round the block in no time."
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"Which I guess is a good thing."
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"You all right? You seem a little distracted."
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"- She is getting medical attention? - Yeah."
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"I'm sorry. Still, you know, time and patience... both great comforts."
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"Giles, where's your hat and cloak?"
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"- It appears to be paranormal in origin. - How can you tell?"
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"- I found it on patrol. - May be more where that came from."
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"I say we go back out again tonight."
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"- You can't patrol. Buffy said. - No, I didn't."
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"- I wasn't talking about Riley. - Don't worry."
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"So welcome to the club. She'll never let me go either."
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"What? What?"
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"- I'm feeling the need for physical rehab. - Of course, yes."
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"- If any customers... - On it."
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"Dawn, we're going."
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"Buffy, wait."
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"- Go easy on her. - Why?"
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"Cos she's, you know, a big spaz."
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"She's so annoying now Mom's sick. She's all over her while I have to be the grown-up."
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"The two of them are like the Giggle Twins. Why can't I ever be "little pumpkin belly"?"
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"While I don't feel qualified to address the last part,"
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"I can tell you that Dawn's not just the youngest, she's the baby."
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"Maybe your mom needs that right now."
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"Dawn doesn't care what my mom..."
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"You just have no idea how much I wish I were an only child these days."
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"Mom?"
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"It's just my head."
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"Hey, it's Buffy, isn't it?"
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"I don't belong here. I have important instructions."
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"I've met this guy. He's a security guard."
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"Here."
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"- For your mom? - Yeah. Thanks."
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"I'm starting to figure out what's wrong."
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"Congratulations. You're an official capitalist running dog."
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"But on the orbular front we're batting zeros."
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"If there's anything you need help with, let me know."
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"- Your conjuring powder is overpriced. - Anya..."
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"I'm nearly out of money. I've never had to afford things before and it's making me bitter."
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"Well, you're getting ripped off. I could hook you up direct with the troll that sheds it."
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"Giles, I have an idea what's making my mom sick."
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"- Have you spoken with her doctors? - They won't find anything. It's supernatural."
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"The night watchman who found this thing, he went crazy overnight."
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"But this guy, he saw things. He said things."
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"Such as?"
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"They'll come at me through my family."
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"- Who will? - I don't know... yet."
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"It's possible, but still... the ramblings of a madman aren't much to go on."
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"Yeah, but it's a start. We need to find out who's making my mom sick, and how."
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"When you think about it, I'm the victim here."
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"First off, I don't even wanna be here."
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"I'm not talking about this room, city, state or planet. I'm talking about the mortal coil."
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"It's disgusting."
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"The food, the clothes... the people."
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"Tell me if this next part gets a little too personal, because I have boundary issues."
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"Yes. By your incredibly selfish behaviour."
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"Newsflash, hairdo: it's not always about you."
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"All I want is the Key."
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"Forgive me... monky."
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"Sometimes I just get so anxious,"
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"like there's something deep inside of me and it's swelling up and it's making me crazy,"
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"tell me where the Key is."
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"speak American."
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"You know what I wish?"
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"Whatever you are, whatever you're on, please."
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"I have a wife."
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"Her name's Jennifer. We have two daughters."
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"I've gotta have it now and you keep refusing to tell me where the Key is."
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"And it's typical. It's typical. It's typical."
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"The mortal meat sack comes with stink and bile, sweat and protein. Yes, I said humans."
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"until someone's gonna sit down on their tuffet and make this birthing stop!"
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"That is so much better."
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"- Do you gift-wrap? - Do we!"
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"Do we? We do. A little help."
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"The whole ones are full price."
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"There's too many of them. People."
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"The thousand-yard stare."
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"But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?"
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"Hey, you. Have a nice day."
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"Did you ever think in a million years you'd miss the high-school library?"
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"Someone put a spell on my mom. Something to make it seem like she's sick."
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"That's a new kind of nasty. Any suspects?"
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"Does this look right to you?"
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"- Cloutier? - So cute in his little knickers."
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"- "Rotate many foodstuffs"? - "Pull the curtain back.""
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"A spell to see spells. A trance to see spells, actually, but you get the idea. Try that."
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"All spells leave a trace signature. It's just not perceptible to the human eye."
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"In this case, it could be the image of a hand choking your mother."
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"Possible, yes."
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"So I'll do what Monsieur Silk Knickers did."
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