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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Hero or Hate Crime? (S12E12)

"- He's getting it. - Now he gets it."
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"The thing is, each one of us feels that we're entitled"
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"to that ticket, and we need you"
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"Why don't you scratch it and see if it's worthless,"
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"and then you wouldn't have to go through all of this?"
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"- Is he serious? - Do you not want a job?"
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"Hold on. Is it Phil? Is your name Phil?"
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"- Yeah, Phil, yeah. - It is Phil?"
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"It's Phil."
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"This ticket represents hope, okay?"
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"Potential... yeah?"
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"Promise."
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"- Yes. - And that hope"
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"belongs to me."
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"It belongs to me, you son of a bitch!"
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"Please, stop."
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"Each of you will have an opportunity to plead your case."
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"with respect and common courtesy."
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"Do we all agree to those terms?"
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"Well, we would like to thank you so much"
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"for taking our case so last-minute."
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"Well, I'm very happy to do so."
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"I do have a few questions."
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"- Fire away. - Yup. - Of course, yeah."
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"Now, the ticket in question, uh, who purchased it?"
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"- Me! Thank you. - Well..."
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"That was me, and that's why"
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"- this whole thing is so cut and dry. - It's..."
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"and therefore the ticket belongs to me."
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"I actually bought the ticket a couple of weeks ago."
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"But I didn't realize it was gonna be so goddamn blustery"
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"that afternoon."
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"And as I was putting my book into my purse,"
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"the ticket flew out and landed on the ground."
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"So, you purchased the ticket two weeks ago."
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"I did."
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"And why hadn't you scratched the ticket yet?"
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"Oh... well, that's because"
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"nobody ever wins those tickets, right?"
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"But as long as you don't scratch it,"
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"then you're not a loser."
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"You know, in fact, you're a winner."
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"Potentially."
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"- God, Dee... - That is so sad!"
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"- It's so pathetic. - What are..."
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"- It is pathetic. - So sad."
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"What are you talking... You just said"
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"this exact same thing, like, ten minutes ago,"
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"represented hope and all that bullshit."
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"Somehow coming from you, it just came off so sad."
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"Well, hold on a second. Motion for sub-arbitration"
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"to determine whether or not that's sad."
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"Motion accepted. All in favor?"
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"Aye."
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"Motion passed. It's sad, Dee."
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"I'd also like to point out"
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"that while Dee's version is the truth,"
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"it's not the whole truth."
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"The scratcher ticket, the candy sour worms,"
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"the pack of cigarettes."
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"Now, what I want to know is..."
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"how can a woman who makes less than minimum wage"
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"afford such impulse buys?"
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"So, you're smoking now, Dee?"
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"Is this about your weight?"
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"Because if it is, you're already too bony."
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"No, I don't think so. I mean, I think you're"
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"getting pretty tubby in the midsection area."
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"- What? - Like a bird."
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"No, no, that's fine."
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"Her hands are becoming a major problem for me though."
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"What?"
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"Well, at least I have a 46% chance"
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"The medical journal was because I'm trying to learn"
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"as much as I can about this, you know?"
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"And, you guys, according to that,"
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"smoking can reduce your risk of..."
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"- What? - Dee, this isn't about whether or not"
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"you have some horrific neurological disease"
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"or whether or not your hands are the right size."
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"They are, by the way, but your elbows are a mess."
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"They're too sharp."
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"I don't like it. They're stabbing me."
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"- That's what it is. - You got it."
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"That's not the point, that's not the point."
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"The point is: how can you actually afford to smoke?"
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"You see, Dee and I had a deal."
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"every morning on the way to work."
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"And she's instructed to give"
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"a very generous tip to the cashier, Cassie."
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""This is from my boss, Dennis.""
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"Now, this establishes both generosity and authority."
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"Possibly a little dominance."
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"It's all a very choreographed dance"
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"between two soon-to-be lovers."
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"Ah..."
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"Cassie's underage."
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"No, no, no, what-what? What are you talking about?"
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"Cassie is not underage."
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"Cassie is 21 years old."
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"So, the champagne I was purchasing"
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"was to celebrate her legal drinking status."
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"You see, I was waiting for Cassie to mature."
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"You know, much like an IRA."
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"Y-You put the money in, then you wait."
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"And then you make a hefty withdrawal."
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"Okay, yeah, sure."
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"Before full maturity, yeah, ew."
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"Yeah, but weren't you just saying"
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"that you were doing deposits before maturity?"
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"Uh, no, no, no, no. See, that's where you're wrong."
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"No, I was, uh, between the ages of 18 and 21,"
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"simply making investments."
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"But not for early deposits?"
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"Well, deposits are part of the withdrawal."
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"Sometimes I can't make a deposit at all."
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"Ugh, come on, man."
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"Okay, just to be clear:"
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"a deposit's a load, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Well, yeah, yeah."
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