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Clips from Axe Cop - The Ultimate Mate (S02E02)

"Excuse me, police officers with axes,"
Axe Cop
"- in the secret spot. - Oh, for sure, bro."
Axe Cop
"Three large containers of sugar dip sticks,"
Axe Cop
"Phase two of our plan, complete."
Axe Cop
"Ugh, this is taking too long. You, announce that I"
Axe Cop
"Well, what I think we're trying to say is that"
Axe Cop
"All right, fine."
Axe Cop
"I get it seven days a week, and she can have it zero."
Axe Cop
"Umm, I think what he meant to say"
Axe Cop
"was that I get it all days of the year."
Axe Cop
"No! That is not what I meant!"
Axe Cop
"- Excuse me? - Hey, hey, hey, you two."
Axe Cop
"Shouting and pouting stops healing and feeling."
Axe Cop
"Our eyes."
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"- Tell them to do something. - Stick your finger up your nose."
Axe Cop
"- It's not working. - Cross your eyes,"
Axe Cop
"Pat your head and rub your stomach."
Axe Cop
"So am I."
Axe Cop
"We're from the beautiful Planet Tutukaka."
Axe Cop
"we tried to hypnotize you into helping."
Axe Cop
"We'd just like to show you a short educational film."
Axe Cop
"- Ugh, fine. I hate learning. - Shut your trap, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"_"
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"Our once beautiful planet of Tutukaka"
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"has recently been infected with horse measles"
Axe Cop
"and has grown an evil, gigantic moon head."
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"all the inhabitants on our planet."
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"There's only one hope."
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"_"
Axe Cop
"Now, that's why we brought you two together."
Axe Cop
"You're perfect fighters, and you have perfect axes."
Axe Cop
"- I'll chop its... - Ahem."
Axe Cop
"Ugh, fine. We'll chop its head off."
Axe Cop
"This was smart to hide it under here. At least nobody found it."
Axe Cop
"Grey Diamond, you're in charge of judging."
Axe Cop
"Let's do this. I just hope I don't accidentally"
Axe Cop
"chop your head off, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"Although I obviously wouldn't because my precision is stellar."
Axe Cop
"- You wish, Axe Girl. - Okay guys, let's go over the rules."
Axe Cop
"I want a nice, clean jump here,"
Axe Cop
"and in the event of a tie, the trampoline goes to me."
Axe Cop
"Ugh, fine."
Axe Cop
"Ultimate space trampolines are boring anyway."
Axe Cop
"I now prefer the trebuchet. Ahem, Axe Girl,"
Axe Cop
"even through I would have been fine without your help."
Axe Cop
"- Gross, Axe Cop, come on. - I am never gross."
Axe Cop
"Thank you."
Axe Cop
"Well, it's time for me to return to Axe Planet."
Axe Cop
"I don't have to share them with you. Hexter!"
Axe Cop
""The jester,""
Axe Cop
"and compete for big prizes."
Axe Cop
"Singles, you need to clear the roller rink now."
Axe Cop
"I will chop your heads off!"
Axe Cop
"First of all, I'm the best at killing bad guys."
Axe Cop
"Congratulations. What a show."
Axe Cop
"Ah, right. This trampoline is mine."
Axe Cop
"so, I won the prize. Oh, and you're dumped. Bye."
Axe Cop
"I can help you solve this problem."
Axe Cop
"Grey Diamond, hide the ultimate space trampoline"
Axe Cop
"No! Wait! Spare our lives!"
Axe Cop
"- Bigger? - You tell him, dear."
Axe Cop
"Let's get it on, and let's have fun, and let's jump!"
Axe Cop
"Oh, no, Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Be quiet! Grey Diamond, who won?"
Axe Cop
"thank you for saving me from the Tutukaka tail,"
Axe Cop
"Ah! Oh, no!"
Axe Cop
"by two perfect axes at the same time."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, buddy, it's "couples" skate,"
Axe Cop
"But you look like a pretty confident guy."
Axe Cop
"won the ultimate space trampoline fair and square."
Axe Cop
"- Is it working? - I think so."
Axe Cop
""Personality: the best.""
Axe Cop
"♪ it's time to bring this ship into the shore ♪"
Axe Cop
"We must hurry."
Axe Cop
"It's pretty scientific, actually. Uses love algorithms and whatnot."
Axe Cop
"- Please, relax. - Just look into..."
Axe Cop
"I'll chop your head off!"
Axe Cop
"That means you, police guy with the axe."
Axe Cop
"No woman on Earth is good enough for me."
Axe Cop
"I will allow you to be my pretend boyfriend"
Axe Cop
"I have to head back to Axe Planet now,"
Axe Cop
"Axe Girl, while I thank you for you help,"
Axe Cop
"♪ and throw away the oars forever ♪"
Axe Cop
"First order of business, we're going to talk"
Axe Cop
"I don't know one person who doesn't love therapy."
Axe Cop
"Soon Axe Cop will find the perfect girlfriend"
Axe Cop
"If I chop off my side better, I get to keep the trampoline."
Axe Cop
"There she goes. Girls are so dumb."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, hold still!"
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Yes! I win!"
Axe Cop
"♪ I've forgotten what I started fighting for ♪"
Axe Cop
"No one's ever gonna find it under your bed."
Axe Cop
"But yes, I agree that learning is dumb."
Axe Cop
"Here is your big prize."
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