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Clips from NewsRadio - Lucky Burger (S05E05)

No need. I already got my best man hot on his tail.

"No need. I already got my best man hot on his tail."

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Ooh, la, la. I'd like to get me some of that action.

"Ooh, la, la. I'd like to get me some of that action."

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Men's room, second stall.

"Men's room, second stall."

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What? Well, what can you give me for 5?

"What? Well, what can you give me for 5?"

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not one of them has ever heard of Max Lewis?

"not one of them has ever heard of Max Lewis?"

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Uh...come again?

"Uh...come again?"

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that kitchen is as clean as your table,

"that kitchen is as clean as your table,"

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on the Eastern seaboard and--

"on the Eastern seaboard and--"

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And I'll be back to work tomorrow.

"And I'll be back to work tomorrow."

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Or, uh, next week at the latest.

"Or, uh, next week at the latest."

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[BEEPING]

"[BEEPING]"

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Give me some back story, all right?

"Give me some back story, all right?"

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No French accent.

"No French accent."

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Hey, what if Max Lewis were from--? No.

"Hey, what if Max Lewis were from--? No."

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That sounds like a fun hobby.

"That sounds like a fun hobby."

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when I was a baby. Well, that's sweet.

"when I was a baby. Well, that's sweet."

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To keep the light out? No, to keep them clean.

"To keep the light out? No, to keep them clean."

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Not over there, over here, Max.

"Not over there, over here, Max."

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Here's-- Here we have Lisa.

"Here's-- Here we have Lisa."

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Mr. James, a billionaire who has spent the entire day

"Mr. James, a billionaire who has spent the entire day"

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working as an amateur surveillance expert.

"working as an amateur surveillance expert."

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who appears to have taken the surveillance

"who appears to have taken the surveillance"

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I get it.

"I get it."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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See? you're fried."

"See? you're fried.""

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Well, Matthew doesn't have the authority to fire anyone.

"Well, Matthew doesn't have the authority to fire anyone."

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Thank you for coming to Lucky Burger and have a lucky day.

"Thank you for coming to Lucky Burger and have a lucky day."

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Hey, Joe. Any-- Any luck?

"Hey, Joe. Any-- Any luck?"

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Under special skills I listed kickboxing.

"Under special skills I listed kickboxing."

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This is just a character I came up with

"This is just a character I came up with"

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Dave? I'm afraid I have some sad news to report.

"Dave? I'm afraid I have some sad news to report."

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This is Max Lewis, WNYX news time:

"This is Max Lewis, WNYX news time:"

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Hey, Max, nice job in there. Thanks.

"Hey, Max, nice job in there. Thanks."

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No.

"No."

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Joe.

"Joe."

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The condiment area was a little bit dingy.

"The condiment area was a little bit dingy."

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You would not believe what I've seen.

"You would not believe what I've seen."

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[BANG]

"[BANG]"

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I've never kicked anyone in my life.

"I've never kicked anyone in my life."

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[CHUCKLES] Health code violations?

"[CHUCKLES] Health code violations?"

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Uh, Margie, we need a mop-up by Bin 3.

"Uh, Margie, we need a mop-up by Bin 3."

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Absolutely not.

"Absolutely not."

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That's an acquired taste. But it's hardly that weird.

"That's an acquired taste. But it's hardly that weird."

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You deserve it.

"You deserve it."

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of our customers as you do.

"of our customers as you do."

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In Cleveland, I worked at a rock station,

"In Cleveland, I worked at a rock station,"

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Well, I guess this is the final straw for Max Lewis now.

"Well, I guess this is the final straw for Max Lewis now."

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the fluorescent light bulbs again.

"the fluorescent light bulbs again."

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Everyone is a little bit weird.

"Everyone is a little bit weird."

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[IN FRENCH ACCENT] Clear and sunny, with lows in the 50s.

"[IN FRENCH ACCENT] Clear and sunny, with lows in the 50s."

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Sir, it's Lorna. Oh, Lorna.

"Sir, it's Lorna. Oh, Lorna."

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Yeah. means 37 different cities,

"Yeah. means 37 different cities,"

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You know, the job in the booth,

"You know, the job in the booth,"

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Sorry, sorry, wrong pocket.

"Sorry, sorry, wrong pocket."

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I checked my sources and Max Lewis hasn't worked

"I checked my sources and Max Lewis hasn't worked"

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Spoiled meat at a Lucky Burger. What a scoop.

"Spoiled meat at a Lucky Burger. What a scoop."

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Nobody ever said journalism was glamorous.

"Nobody ever said journalism was glamorous."

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That you are our new assistant manager.

"That you are our new assistant manager."

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In my back pocket, you will find an envelope

"In my back pocket, you will find an envelope"

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Well, why?

"Well, why?"

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And you thought you'd just come back here

"And you thought you'd just come back here"

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Like, what--? What am I supposed to--?

"Like, what--? What am I supposed to--?"

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for highway construction.

"for highway construction."

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I never called in.

"I never called in."

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Y-you know how you're talking right now?

"Y-you know how you're talking right now?"

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Oh, how humiliating.

"Oh, how humiliating."

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that you feel like you're too weird

"that you feel like you're too weird"

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I'm all for him being hired, Dave.

"I'm all for him being hired, Dave."

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That guy who hates me left this note on my desk.

"That guy who hates me left this note on my desk."

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I need you on the air, not off doing what--

"I need you on the air, not off doing what--"

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Oh, really? Then who is he?

"Oh, really? Then who is he?"

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One LM special. Meet me by the ketchup dispenser.

"One LM special. Meet me by the ketchup dispenser."

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But I actually want one of the Lucky Meals.

"But I actually want one of the Lucky Meals."

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Have a Lucky day, sir. Okey-dokey.

"Have a Lucky day, sir. Okey-dokey."

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Well, well, well.

"Well, well, well."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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break him down Baretta style.

"break him down Baretta style."

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Don't worry about it. I'll have my best man

"Don't worry about it. I'll have my best man"

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Strange?

"Strange?"

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Yeah, I see that.

"Yeah, I see that."

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Thanks, Max. I'm glad we could clear this up.

"Thanks, Max. I'm glad we could clear this up."

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But we've cleared up nothing, Dave.

"But we've cleared up nothing, Dave."

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What am I supposed to tell Dave?

"What am I supposed to tell Dave?"

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I'll let this slide this time, but these condiments can spoil

"I'll let this slide this time, but these condiments can spoil"

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Looks like somebody dropped a bit of lettuce on the floor.

"Looks like somebody dropped a bit of lettuce on the floor."

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my weirdness from the world.

"my weirdness from the world."

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Tell her.

"Tell her."

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I tried to bribe the health inspector.

"I tried to bribe the health inspector."

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Absolutely.

"Absolutely."

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And, of course, Matthew...

"And, of course, Matthew..."

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then you severely underestimate me.

"then you severely underestimate me."

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Really. One of your cats has a troubling cough?

"Really. One of your cats has a troubling cough?"

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I collect buttons.

"I collect buttons."

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DAVE: Now, Lisa, look, we're short-staffed as it is.

"DAVE: Now, Lisa, look, we're short-staffed as it is."

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Max, I want you to look. See?

"Max, I want you to look. See?"

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