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Clips from The Simpsons - Clown in the Dumps (S26E26)

"to solve this Rubik's Cube."
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"Mom, Dad."
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"I've been listening, and Dad stops breathing"
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"for as long as five minutes."
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"Sweetie, you shouldn't have to worry about such things."
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"The doctor gave us this machine to help him breathe"
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"in his sleep. Go to bed."
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"I'll take care of him."
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"No good. No good."
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"Oh! Ooh! Ah!"
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"What do I do? What do I do?"
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"Oh. Breathe, Homie, breathe."
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"He's in The Odd Couple with David Hyde Pierce."
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"If you're going to go up there, at least dust!"
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"Krusty, I want you to binge-watch"
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"Well, I've never said no to a binge."
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"Isn't that the study of deuters?"
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"Unless I wanted to be sat on by Dom DeLuise."
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"...by the cast of What's Happening!"
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"...Newman from Seinfeld."
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"What? She's a guest star?!"
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"It begins."
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"Whoa. Where am I?"
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"Oh, this place is great."
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"Why, my necktie straightens itself."
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"Schmuck, there's no Jewish Heaven."
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"Our faith teaches us that once you're dead,"
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"before I started doing weddings."
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"But you, my son, remain..."
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"Go back to Earth."
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"Help people. Help people."
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"Help people."
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"I got to change my life!"
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"Still no pulse."
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"I guess I'm just really bad at this."
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"♪ Someone to watch ♪"
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"♪ Over me. ♪"
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"with keeping her father out of danger."
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"Why?"
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"In this new shelter, we provide a home"
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"Um, Krusty,"
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"in the dream you never told anyone about?"
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"Uh, no."
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"Somehow a brief act of uncharacteristic generosity"
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"solved nothing."
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"Hey, Krusty. What?"
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"Have you been going to temple?"
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"But there's a reason I went."
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"Come and see."
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"Kid, there's no way you can cheer me up."
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"Uh, with me, it's easier to say which ones aren't hookers."
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"Wrapping you in bubble wrap."
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"you can't insulate yourself from life."
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"Why, I could live till 100 or a bus could hit me tomorrow."
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"That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead."
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"Now come on. Give Daddy a hug."
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"Bubble wrap!"
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"Your daughterly love saved me, sweetie."
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"Ooh. I suppose we should exchange insurance information."
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"I don't have any."
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"Me neither."
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"Then we have the same company."
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"Today's reading is from Deuteronomy,"
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"Hey, that's my joke."
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"Eh, must be a coincidence."
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"I'd like to quote the burning bush, which said,"
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"How many talking bushes do you think there are?""
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"Me again."
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"Oh..."
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"Yeah, I guess he just hated your delivery."
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"He loved my jokes."
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"My father respected me but could never tell me."
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"That's Jewish Heaven."
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"♪ Heaven ♪"
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"♪ We're a father and a son who didn't speak ♪"
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"Krusty, let's face it, you might not be cutting-edge anymore,"
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"but your show still does really great in that key demo"
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"Of course, Krusty's responsible"
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"for Itchy & Scratchy,"
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"which is also what he calls his testicles."
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"D'oh."
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"Shh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"All animals can scream."
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"Uh, come on, Milhouse, don't pretend you're asleep."
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"Hey, Krusty, our local deli just named a sandwich after you."
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"It's called "The Unfunny Comedian.""
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"Yeah-- plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers."
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"I say this with love, you disrespectful skank."
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"You've had more... Oh."
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"Yeah? Is your nose red"
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"Krusty, sorry about the roast."
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"Krusty, why don't you talk to your dad?"
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"So, basically, I came here so you could tell me the truth--"
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"Oh, God, he's dead."
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"how about..."
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"That's a lot worse."
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"Kids, I'm experiencing a crisis of conscience."
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"I like Ike!"
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"What will Krusty do now?"
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"Which is true for all news stories, I guess."
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"What?"
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"Now, really, Oscar, would it kill you to use a coaster?"
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"You're bound to repeat yourself a little."
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"...William "The Refrigerator" Perry, everyone!"
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"So that's why all my cameramen have PTSD."
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"Even Portnoy has no complaints."
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"This place is amazing!"
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"Eh?!"
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"Yeah, and I've learned that all religions are equally boring."
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"Not when whiskey, good deeds and hookers failed."
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"Hmm?"
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"But..."
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"They'll work it all out."
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"you think you could turn water into a Bloody Mary?"
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"all the shows you've ever done."
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"I'm afraid Lisa's getting obsessed"
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"D'oh. D'oh. D'oh."
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"I'm worried about your health."
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