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Clips from 30 Rock - Succession (S02E02)

"so you're wasting your time."
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"Hey, guys, let's change the subject to sucking at golf"
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"He wasn't even in New York,"
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"Right, Button Classic. I crushed that."
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"the Geiss family's steady hand should remain on the wheel."
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"Jack was nowhere near that meeting."
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"Uh, no."
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"Hey, nerds, guess who's got two thumbs,"
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"for devoting their lives to the jungle"
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"Everyone knows the only thing we should be ashamed of"
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"Fire Island, really?"
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"Nobody plays it like Banks."
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"I spoke with Don Geiss."
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"...that I am the next chairman of GE."
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"and then making a killing."
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"become more and more realistic,"
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"I don't want to be an executive."
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"Uh, Don? I'd like you to meet Liz Lemon."
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"Lemon, are you in there?"
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"Jack..."
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"One day!"
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"various unemployable family members,"
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"The board won't be a problem."
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"Oh, boy, that doesn't look good."
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"Okay."
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"'Cause rumor has it that he's trying to pull a death spiral,"
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"It's the diabetes."
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"You've both been competing for my job for almost a year,"
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"while so many others cracked under the pressure,"
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"Oh... hugging."
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"Once they cast Clay Aiken in "Spamalot,""
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"Oh, hey, there, little guy."
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"I'm gonna tell him he can't... No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"so hard?"
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"Which one of my two favorite pastimes shall I indulge in?"
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"Hey, Liz."
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"I'll give you Kenneth."
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"Well, then he'll also need to know"
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"They're nice."
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"Button Classic? That's fantastic!"
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"Liz."
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"You can't be serious about going off with Donaghy."
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"Not yet, but don't disturb him."
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"Ugh. Look at that loser, sitting all alone and sad."
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"Don't hold your breath, Pete. It can't be done."
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"How could I not be?"
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"We're absolutely perfect for each other."
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"Yeah, Geiss told me that it was gonna be you, Jack..."
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"who understands what you were willing to do for this job"
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"I think Geiss is dead."
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"Look, "TGS" is really where I belong."
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"Now, get out of our office."
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"You've got the charm and spark of a young Leona Helmsley."
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"She loves that I work out a lot and talk to people."
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"and how devastated you must be that you're not going to get it."
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"So ethnic."
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"about the security-camera footage"
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"I didn't hear handwashing."
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"Oh, sure, but you should know that I work for tips."
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"of you cheating on his daughter with another woman."
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"Why don't we, uh..."
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"He didn't invite you to Bring Your Dad to School Day?"
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"That shot was just a placebo."
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"That's horrible."
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"You see, as artificial representations of humans"
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"Aren't you the gal who pioneered the Button Classic campaign?"
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"his golf cronies, his Army buddies,"
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"This is the gross part."
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"and get me something?"
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"What?"
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"Well, I still have to be approved,"
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"What did you do, sir?"
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"Damn it."
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"Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew."
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"My own son is ashamed of his father."
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"That was me."
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"this side of an Al Franken book signing..."
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"but that's just a formality."
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"If I'm such a bad dad, why are we all dancing?"
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"Liz, sweetie, can you run out to the dessert table"
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"Where the hell has Donaghy been hiding you?"
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"Let me show you something. Check out this chart."
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"Ugh! Ugh, ugh, ugh."
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"No."
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"Ugh!"
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"of sycophantic yes-men"
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"Geiss has stacked the board of directors"
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"Oh, my blood sugar is dropping."
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"But they can't do it because of the uncanny valley."
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"Almost done, almost done."
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"No! No!"
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"Aah! Oh."
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"with the most reliable collection"
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"Walt Disney, Larry Flynt, the Japanese."
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"God! Ew!"
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"Look, Tray, history's greatest perverts have tried..."
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"Oh, God! God!"
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"A porn video game? It can't be done."
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"Ugh!"
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"You loved it!"
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