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Clips from 30 Rock - Succession (S02E02)

"You get one cry in life. You've chosen well."
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"When will this be made public, sir?"
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"I want my mother to know before she dies"
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"so she goes to her grave a defeated woman."
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"I've got to present it to the board."
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"I've got a short list ready."
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"Well, word of advice..."
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"I guess that rules out the Federal Reserve."
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"What do you want me to do, Liz?"
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"Oh, you idiot, with your stupid face!"
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"You look like Gene Simmons had sex with a basset hound!"
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"Not cool, Liz. It's your fault!"
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"Oh, it's my fault that we pulled an all-nighter"
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"and then you lost the entire script"
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"because you downloaded a virus on my computer?"
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"You expect me not to open that?"
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"because if you hadn't created this show,"
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"we wouldn't even be here!"
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"Do you think this is where I wanted to end up?"
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"I had dreams!"
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"I was gonna live with the gorillas!"
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"Is it the 8 of diamonds?"
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"Nope."
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"Pay attention to me! I'm inconsolable!"
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"Tracy Jr. Left his music stick at home."
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"So I drove to the school to give it to him,"
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"and guess what I discovered!"
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"They think I'm a joke 'cause I clown around for a living."
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"I got to do something important"
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"so that my children will respect me,"
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"like be a senator or a wizard."
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"Or you could open a school in Africa like Oprah."
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"Everybody, calm down!"
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"Think of an idea... something that will change the world."
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"Eureka!"
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"We should call Eureka. She always has good ideas."
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"and its noble inhabitants."
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"Oh, my God! Congratulations!"
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"Why do I smell self-tanning cream and teeth whitener?"
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"Hi, Jack."
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"Devin."
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"I knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here."
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"so I'm gonna have the party here on the "TGS" stage."
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"On my stage? No way!"
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"The most important thing is to know who you can trust and who you can't trust,"
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"Stay clear of him, little buddy."
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"Then, after you carbonate it, you drink it."
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"Sounds like soda pop."
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"Damn it!"
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"Why is leaving your children a legacy that'll live forever"
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"It's been almost half an hour!"
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"Yeah, I need to clear my thoughtsicles."
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"Video games or pornography?"
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"It is Liz, right?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Where's your buddy Jack?"
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"I don't know anything about Jack,"
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"Huh."
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"So, you don't know about him accidentally selling NBC"
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"to some Germans?"
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"inflating the company's value, shorting his own stock,"
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"'cause he was off with his girlfriend,"
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"That was so easy."
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"Oh, my God, please don't say anything."
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"Well, as enticing as that is,"
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"and I think that my future father-in-law"
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"needs to hear about Jack's little... career killer."
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"where they stop being endearing and become creepy."
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"Tell it to me in "Star Wars.""
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"All right, we like R2-D2 and C-3PO."
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"And, up here, we have a real person, like Han Solo."
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"But, down here, we have a CGI stormtrooper"
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"or Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express.""
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"And that's the problem."
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"You're in the valley now, and it's impossible to get out."
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"I was born to design a video game"
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"where characters get weird with each other for golden points."
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"My genius will not be denied."
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"I'm like Mozart."
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"You're like that guy that was always jealous of Mozart."
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"No, thank you. Already ate."
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"You will not deter me."
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"The world is gonna remember the name Tracy Jordan."
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"Wow. Well played, Lemon."
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"To get through it, I pretended he was a sandwich."
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"It's good to have you in my corner."
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"where do you see yourself in five years?"
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"Lemon, I'm promoting you"
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"to head of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming."
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"When did you get microwaves back?"
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"You're going to be my successor."
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"Executives are like, "Huh, uh, uh!""
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"And I'm like, Ha ha ha la la la la?"
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"I mean, I'm... I'm a creative person."
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"Sure, there are times when my job is frustrating,"
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"like when Lutz calls in sick with March Madness,"
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"but I mostly love it."
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"Word is, the board is meeting later this week."
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"Geiss must be close to making a decision."
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"I wouldn't know anything about that."
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"so Donaghy has something to talk about."
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"I'm sorry about that. I'm a little nervous."
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"Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk."
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"All right, gentlemen, we should do some work."
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"Boo!"
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"You suck, Stan!"
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"I think it's time we pull the trigger."
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"Button Classic. I love it."
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"Oh, my God, guys, we are crushing it."
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"Your first executive decision,"
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"$2 million in future R&D."
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"But what if I'm wrong?"
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"Classic Lemon."
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"This project is consuming you."
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"I'm doing this for my children."
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"I see the potential for erotica in everything around me."
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"Well, I am wearing a cuffed trouser today."
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"Tracy, what are you doing? They need you in wardrobe!"
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"Let this man work! No one is to disturb him!"
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"speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today."
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