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Clips from iZombie - Liv and Let Clive (S01E01)

"That's one way to take a shower."
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"- (SCREAMING) Oh, no, no, no! - Clive!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"but I drew a line."
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"We just hit it off, that's all."
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"Nice ink, by the way. Is that a snake?"
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"A blue cobra. Very cool."
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"Or a common krait."
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"He ordered one of his boys to stick wasabi in some other guy's eye"
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"the guy Clive beat up?"
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"Now that you mention it, he is spending an awful long time by that bush,"
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"- No, why, have you? - Jeez, paranoid much?"
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"Yeah. I guess I could pop out the free-weights at home."
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"is scratch rich dudes and create more customers"
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"Screw that guy."
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"There are no free rides."
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"Dude! We already know where to find our first clients."
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"Evening, Liv."
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"Give us a minute, will you? You can hang out in my room."
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"Is that gonna be weird for you, by the way?"
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"So, Liv's not here, she'll be back shortly."
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"Uh, I can for a couple of minutes, if you need me to."
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"Thin walls. Lots of noise issues."
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"What's the point of having 7.1 HD surround sound"
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"Look, I'm sure you've noticed my work situation isn't the liveliest."
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"I'm trying to tell you I have empathy for your cause."
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"Let me share something with you, Jackie."
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"I'm surprisingly intrigued by the prospect of College Football Saturdays."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"That's just after Clive claims the FBI moved Sammy to Albuquerque."
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"Wait? Sammy was in Wit-Sec?"
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"That was me acting surprised. It's not that hard to pull off."
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"Let's sleep on it and tomorrow we'll decide the best course of action."
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"Look on the bright side, Sammy!"
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"- WOMAN #1: Do you want us to call somebody? - MAN #1: Here, let me help you."
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"Hey, it's Babineaux. Put me through to Devore."
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"- Okay, let's go. - Not you-and-me "we.""
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"Oh, man. This is good."
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"In a manner of speaking."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"I've washed every piece of laundry in my building."
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"(DOOR CREAKS)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"I have to say, you're a lot tougher than you look."
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"I don't know how many Take Back the Night self-defense seminars"
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"but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook"
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"Not even my partner."
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"That's why they had to get me out of Vice."
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"He saw how eager you were to get me in here to block Corinne."
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"- I wasn't sending a signal. - You weren't?"
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"Push him forward. Time to earn your keep."
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"Then I went to the world's worst boat party and got turned into a zombie."
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"And now Jerome hasn't been around for a couple days, so,"
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"Remember, you got to turn it and jiggle."
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"You are who you eat, right?"
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"Sadly, our latest John Doe here"
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"Now I work at the morgue for access to brains,"
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"- enough for one day. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"All I did was try her personal massager."
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"without raising any red flags."
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"Should I be concerned that whatever you're about to do requires gum?"
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"I'd say he was kicked to death."
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"buried in Peyton's sports bra drawer."
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"Asian gang, huh?"
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"it's an "in your bedroom" Holodeck,"
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"Ah, that's because we're jacked."
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"- Hmm. - (DOOR OPENS)"
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"(DOOR SHUTS)"
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"(PANTING)"
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"You're going home."
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"I just didn't want you to get a look"
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"to investigate Sammy's murder, not to get instructions from your gang overlord."
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"Clive, I know it's hard to understand, but it's not like I just"
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"Uh, Liv, this is Corinne."
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"LIV: Actually, it wasn't that bad."
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"Thank God I have Ravi,"
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"That's why I leave my coffee at the bottom step,"
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"Just like there is for seeing this chick Corinne"
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"It's possible Sammy here"
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"Ah, that sounds expensive."
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"So, uh, if you could point her in the direction of this Ray guy,"
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"My man! (LAUGHS)"
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"I hear you're looking for Ray."
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"I don't really know him. We just met the once."
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"Bloody hell."
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"Let me know if you see anything unusual."
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"Okay. Good?"
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"He can sell brains at a sky-high price"
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"And a victim."
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"And I'm here to tell you, it doesn't have to be that way."
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"with me having any case-related visions."
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"I said fine. See you tomorrow."
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"(SAMMY GROANS)"
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"- (GASPS) - MAN #1: Are you okay?"
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"The team will meet you at the hangar."
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"We need to find Ray."
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"Mmm."
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"See, the look on your face tells me that"
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"You don't need to protect Ray anymore."
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"I didn't become a cop because I wanted to be one of the bad guys."
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"I'm so sorry, Clive."
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"LIV: I know it's not a different sun that came up this morning."
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"What's that old zombie saying?"
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"Oh, right, the spare key."
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"We need to get a better sense of who and what we're dealing with"
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