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Clips from Modern Family - Weathering Heights (S08E08)

"I'm confused. You want me to see that?"
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"I can't remember who it was."
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"Oh, that's right -- Rainer Shine."
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"The cheesy weatherman?"
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"No, the award-winning meteorologist."
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"He's the recipient of back-to-back Golden Showers."
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"That cannot be the actual name --"
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"- It's their Oscars. - Oh."
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"Anyway, I gave him my number."
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"He called."
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"Please. We both know it's a super big deal."
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"Be good to have some guy time."
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"Yeah. Well..."
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"I have, like, three D's."
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"Well, it's better than any report card"
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"you ever brought home."
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"What are you guys doing?"
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"Skydiving."
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"Ugh. I see where he gets it from."
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"Wake me when it's my turn."
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"I thought I could finally beat her because she's sick."
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"I just want her to lose so bad."
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"Yeah. So do I."
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"Cheating?"
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"Are we really doing this?"
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"Ooh! Peg."
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"Think bigger."
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"Pegs."
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"Okay, Joe, repeat after me."
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"Red rover, red rover, red rover."
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"Okay, now I want you to try it"
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"with a big smile on your face."
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"Red rover, red rover, red rover."
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"Oh."
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"I am sorry. It's just sometimes I feel"
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"like my accent gets a little"
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"and it's gonna"
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"Well, you shouldn't blame yourself,"
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"if that's what you just said."
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"I actually have some exercises that can help you."
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"Like Betty bought a bit of butter,"
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"but found the butter bitter."
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"but da bootie bittah."
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"Uh..."
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"This is a pretty bad neighborhood, Jay."
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"This is the story that we're telling --"
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"Scrappy young kid, born into poverty"
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"with the deck stacked against him."
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"I have a calligraphy tutor."
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"Hey, you're staying in car?"
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"I'm gonna drive alongside and film you."
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"Go ahead. It's perfectly safe."
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"Hey. Did you just lock the door?"
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"The car does that automatically."
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"Here. Try on this hair net."
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"Isn't this a little over the top?"
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"Was "Stand and Deliver" over the top?"
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"Yes, it was."
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"Fine, then act angry, like you're sick of"
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"taking orders from the white man."
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"Yeah, that I can do."
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"Walk along that wall, read from your script."
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"Go."
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"Hola!"
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""Welcome to the streets I call home."
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"It's tough out here, so I've had to be tougher."
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"Because in a place where violence is currency"
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"and pain is your best friend...""
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"Okay, this is embarrassing. Please don't shoot this."
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"You're doing good!"
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"Hey, pretend like you're climbing over the wall,"
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"in case we want to say this is Mexico."
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"Not gonna happen."
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"Fine."
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"Bubble letter me something about gringos."
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"Oh, I wonder who that could be."
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"Oh, Officer. Is there a problem?"
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"I'm here to arrest Dwight Bullock"
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"for underage drinking."
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"We wanted to give Lily a chance to come clean on her own."
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"Luckily, we have a friend of a friend"
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"who dresses as a cop for work."
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"He also undresses as a cop for work."
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"Remember, just act upset, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Dwight Bullock."
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"I have to arrest you."
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"You've been a bad boy."
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"But I didn't do it! I'm innocent!"
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"I don't know how that bottle got under the bed!"
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"Now we're gonna take it down a notch."
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"Hold out your wrists."
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"I've got to take you downtown."
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"Dwight, I am very disappointed in you."
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"No more school."
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"Lily, is there anything you'd like to say to Dwight"
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"before he's taken to jail."
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"I guess."
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"Martha Stewart said she used the prison time"
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"to work on herself."
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"That is enough! W-w-we know you put the bottle under Dwight's bed."
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"You owe him an apology this minute."
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"It isn't fair!"
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"He eats everything, he's always in the bathroom,"
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"you're watching movies with him, shopping with him."
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"And you two don't even love me anymore!"
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"- Lily! - That is not --"
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"Lily, honey!"
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"Do you have the keys to these?"
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"I usually let the person who hired me find it in my pants."
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"Well, if that is the custom, I --"
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"Mitchell."
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"Oh, my God. Again?"
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"Small bladder, big brain."
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"That's why we're tied."
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"I need a "T," an "L," and a "W.""
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""T," "L"..."
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"Hopefully she's too sleepy to notice that she got"
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"three W's on her board."
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"Also, can I take a pee?"
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