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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Scissorhands (S22E22)

"Homer, I thought you were gonna quit."
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"I can't."
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"They won't let me."
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"Lenny, be a pal and saw off my hands."
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"Why don't you do here what you do"
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"at the nuclear plant-- namely, suck?"
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"Suck!"
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"So, I told Timothy"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville,"
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"my genius cannot be stopped!"
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"Oh, there's only one way out!"
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"I'm committing Barbicide!"
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"Oh, why doesn't anything kill me?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Hey, that's Taffy's page."
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"Ooh, I see that she's in a relationship."
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"I just want to know what she's up to with Milhouse."
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"maybe even Kyle LoBianco!"
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"That's the first thing everyone knows about Kyle LoBianco!"
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"Taffy's up to something."
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"And I won't find out what it is, sitting at a computer."
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"It's time to get boots on the ground."
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"You like my boots?"
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"Once you get past the sister ick, they're fine."
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"Oh, my poor Homie."
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"Marge, do you hear it?"
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"Listen!"
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"It's the hair... growing!"
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"Always growing!"
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"Blonde, brunette, auburn!"
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"This ends now!"
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"You can start with the rinse! Shoo!"
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"Please?!"
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"Here, my love."
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"Thank you."
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"Anything for my silly Milly."
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"Who'd follow Milhouse around like that?"
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"Sneaking around after them all day has taught me"
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"a lot about this sicko."
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"Evening."
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"I am never gonna get my homework done tonight."
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"All right, sister, what's your game?"
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"We're just trying"
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"to put our relationship back together."
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"everywhere else, creamed corn."
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"I am so sorry."
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"Ugh! Not her again."
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"Yeah, Lisa, can't you leave me alone?"
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"You're not over, you never were!"
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"Milhouse, you're a great guy,"
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"but we're not gonna work out for one reason."
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"Is it 'cause when I wore cuffed pants"
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"they filled up with leaves?"
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"That wasn't a great day for us."
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"But it's because you'll always be in love with her."
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"He likes his apple pie warm"
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"and his a la mode cold."
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"Good luck."
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"You don't want me to be with you,"
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"you don't want me to be with someone else."
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"How miserable do I have to be before you're happy?"
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"Milhouse, I, I..."
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"Lisa, does this mean you like me?"
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"Yes. No!"
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"I don't know! It means that..."
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"that life is full of unexpected things"
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"And you're cute in the moonlight."
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"Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"
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"Doctor and Mrs. Julius Hibbert!"
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"Mr. Discotheque Stuart, unaccompanied!"
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"My girlfriend isn't feeling well tonight."
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"Mr. Homer J. and Mrs. Marge Bouvier Simpson!"
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"Her hair!"
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"Move over, Lard Lad statue,"
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"it's the eighth wonder of the Springfield world!"
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"You've outdone yourself, Homer!"
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"Oh, yes, ladies, I've outdone myself."
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"Outdone myself by not doing it at all!"
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"Stop talking crazy talk!"
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"I'm afraid it's all too true."
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"My wife has betrayed me..."
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"with another hairdresser!"
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"Another hairdresser?"
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"Who is it? We must know!"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Julio is my little secret!"
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"I've said too much!"
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"Julio?"
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"That's right, ladies."
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"And I never heard a complaint I didn't sympathetically cluck to."
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"Next five hear secrets about the first five."
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"Come on, get in line."
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"It worked perfectly."
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"Aw, sweetie, thanks for saving me"
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"from the horrible life"
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"Warren Beatty lived in Shampoo."
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"Now it's time to pay you back."
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"Oh... ooh..."
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"Homie, you're making my toes curl."
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"You sure know how to please a woman."
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"As long as it doesn't"
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"involve losing weight or changing my pants."
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"Shh!"
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"Now it's ruined."
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"Bart, this isn't a photograph."
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"Nemo doesn't have a mother."
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"Foibles! Foibles! Foibles!"
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"I need some highlights for a bridal shower!"
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"Isn't this the greatest day ever?"
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"I could just talk on and on!"
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"You better be."
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"Just call me "Homer Fingerhands.""
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"Oh!"
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"If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone."
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"make sure you bend your knees."
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