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Clips from Family Guy - Livin' on a Prayer (S10E10)
"but as a mother, I just can't bear the thought"
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"of little Scotty not getting the help he needs."
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"You really needn't worry, Lois."
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"Scotty will get all the help he needs."
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"From where?"
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"From here."
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"by Mary Baker Eddy?"
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"This is your god?! A woman?!"
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"Well, she's the founder of our faith."
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"Oh, really? So with this book from the 1800s,"
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"you can pray away paralysis or terminal illness?"
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"Yes, we would pray for anyone who's afflicted."
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"Out-of-work clowns."
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"Ben, Hope, please,"
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"I just want to do anything I can to help your son."
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"Well, you can, Lois. Stay and pray with us."
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"I think you'll find that with God's love"
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"all manner of miracles are possible."
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"Look, I'm a churchgoer, too,"
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"but sometimes prayer isn't enough."
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"He needs professional medical care."
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"You know, Lois, this couch would be perfect"
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"for one of your red wine pass-outs."
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"but Scotty is our son,"
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"But your son is sick! He needs help!"
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"Um, does your god also not believe in"
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"putting out snacks for the guests?"
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"Come on, Lois."
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"They're obviously very committed to their beliefs."
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"But their beliefs are crazy, Brian."
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"I don't know who's crazier--"
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"these people or those Seventh-Day Adventists."
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"I'm a Methodist."
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"We believe that the Lord is our Savior,"
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"and we remember Him by going to church"
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"and praising Him every Sunday."
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"I'm a Seventh-Day Adventist."
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"but we go to church on Saturdays."
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"What...?!"
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"Ga-ga-ga-ga-gahh!"
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!"
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"I know it's frustrating, Lois,"
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"but the fact is, there are no laws that say"
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"those people have to take their child to the doctor."
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"How can that be?"
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"Children are citizens, too. They should have rights."
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"Well, it's a tricky area, Lois."
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"You could file a suit, but that could take months,"
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"and even then, there's no guarantee"
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"the court wouldn't support the parents' right"
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"to practice their religion."
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"How could we live in a country that would allow"
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"a sick child to die?"
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"Look, this country was founded by people who came here"
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"to escape religious persecution."
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"They made sure we all had a right to religious freedom,"
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"and it's my job to protect that."
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"So there's nothing we can do?"
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"You could contribute to the Policeman's Ball."
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"What?!"
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"What does that have to do with a sick child?"
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"you're eating at a fancy buffet,"
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"the captain does his Al Pacino..."
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"Oh, yeah? Are the firemen gonna come and put out the rape?!"
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"Peter, we can't let this happen."
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"I-I mean, we're parents."
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"What if this was one of our kids?"
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"It's too bad we're not the A-Team."
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"'Cause then we could just go in there and steal that kid."
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"I don't know about that, Peter."
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"Kidnapping is against the law."
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"It's too bad we're not Taken from Taken."
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"Then I could dip my head in brown paint"
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"and galumph around Europe looking for my hot daughter."
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"Although is it any worse than what they're doing?"
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"Then we could just fly around on a dragon"
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"and forget about all this."
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"You know what?"
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"That's exactly what we should do."
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"What? What the hell are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about us going in there"
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"I mean, I know it's wrong,"
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"but it's better than just letting him die."
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"Hey, that's not a bad idea."
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"It's like we're doing a public service."
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"Like those idiots who get together to paint a school."
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"This underachieving, crime-ridden school"
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"thanks to guilty white people with no weekend plans!"
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"Yay!"
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"Peter, what the hell?"
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"Where's your ski mask?"
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"It's kind of hard to breathe in those things,"
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"so I just dressed up like Harry Potter."
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"Lois, if anything should happen to us,"
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"I want you to know, I haven't been happy for a long time."
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"Yes, Peter, you've told me that, like, ten times."
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"All right, all the lights are out."
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"It's go time."
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"Peter, what the hell was that?"
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"Okay, now, take this walkie-talkie"
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"and confirm that I'm at the various checkpoints."
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"Oh. Okay."
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""Peter up on a telephone pole"?"
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"Check."
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""Peter cutting the wires to the alarm"?"
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"distracting the guards"?"
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"Check."
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"Hello, boys."
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"Come up and have sex with me some time."
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""Van full of Peters who all have stern faces"
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"because they're about to pull off a heist"?"
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"Check."
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""Upside-down Peter who isn't revealed to be upside-down"
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"until the camera spins around and shows that he is"?"
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"Check."
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""Peter in an open airplane door"
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"slapping other Peters on the back as they parachute out"?"
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""Super gymnastic Asian Peter"
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"contorted into a box that will be delivered into the house"?"
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