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Clips from South Park - Fort Collins (S20E20)

"People can hide behind a fake name,"
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"Wow, that's pretty smart."
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"She's funny, too, Kyle."
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"After I had eliminated nearly every student,"
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"I started to realize that the troll's emojis"
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"were more archaic and less elegant than the average kid's."
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"That's when I realized it."
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"it isn't a student."
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"It's an adult."
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"You mean like one of the teachers?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"I had enough examples of the teachers' text and e-mails to do emoji analysis."
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"They were much more in line with Skankhunt's"
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"Emoji analysis... It's genius."
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"You're not giving her credit for being hilarious."
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"[Singing in Danish]"
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"♪ Ching Chong ching loo is Die ♪"
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"♪ Ching Chong ching loo is Die ♪"
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"♪ Ching Chong ching loo is Die ♪"
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"Sir, take a look at the statistical analysis."
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"The servers are working."
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"So then we don't need any more funding?"
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"No, sir."
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"Using Heidi's emoji analysis,"
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"we have the final piece of the puzzle."
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"So far, we have narrowed down the location"
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"of the troll attack on Denmark."
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"It is a location in the middle of the United States,"
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"a place they call Coloreedo."
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"Coloreedo?"
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"That's a very goofy name."
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"We believe that very soon the servers will give us"
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"the place in Coloreedo that the trolling originated."
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"Go on and hide in your cave, little troll."
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"Soon, everyone will know where you live."
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"Memberberry: [Screaming]"
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"Ow, ow, ow!"
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"Damn it!"
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"We have to keep trying."
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"Where'd they go?"
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"They're not in the jar?"
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"That's it."
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"Look, it's over."
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"No, I'll go find more."
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"It's over, don't you get it?"
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"Even if we found a way to eradicate them now,"
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"There's no other choice, Mr. Garrison."
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"The American people have to be made to understand"
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"You're going to have to talk to them."
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"Nothing mattered."
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"you're gonna have to speak from the heart"
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"and not make it about you."
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"Well, that's just impossible."
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"Even if you lose the election,"
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"another one like you is gonna rise up and take your place."
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"Don't you get it, Randy?"
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"I'm not a politician."
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"I never was."
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"All I know is that for the future of our country,"
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"you're gonna have to give one last speech..."
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"The speech that everyone needs to hear,"
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"a speech where you finally just talk like a normal human being."
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"Hey, man. Can we have a quick chin wiggle?"
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"Look, the other day, when you said Heidi wasn't funny,"
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"that was pretty lame, man."
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"She wasn't being funny."
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"Oh, my God. Will you let it go!"
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"Why do you have to have this hang-up against women?"
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"- I don't! - You do, Kyle!"
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"You have to think about the things you say."
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"They matter!"
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"Cartman."
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"I did some research on the Danish website you've been helping out."
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"You do realize that once Troll Trace is online,"
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"anybody can use it on anyone, right?"
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"Yeah, to catch trolls."
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"So, somebody like Heidi could use it"
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"to see your entire Internet history,"
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"everything you ever said and did on the Internet,"
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"even before you were together."
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"Well, Heidi actually doesn't use the Internet."
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"We've sworn off that stuff, so it's cool."
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"Right. But somebody like me"
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"could look up your entire Internet history,"
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"print it out, and give it to Heidi."
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"I would imagine there are some things you've done or said on the Internet"
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"you wouldn't want Heidi to know about."
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"Uh-oh."
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"[Tape rewinding]"
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"[Rewinding slows]"
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"Did you like the movie, hon?"
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""Dude, don't bother with new 'Ghostbusters.'"
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"Totally not funny. Chicks ruined it.""
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"Can we get ice cream now?"
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"[Tape fast-forwarding]"
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"How can they make what I said on the Internet"
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"available to the public? That's bullshit!"
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"It's available to everyone, stupid!"
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"I got to go!"
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"- Hee-hee! - Come on!"
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"- Hurry! We have to hurry! - Let's go!"
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"This way, this way!"
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"Oh, I 'member!"
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"Come on. We have to hurry."
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"- 'Member Jabba the Hutt? - [Chuckles] Yeah!"
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"Come on, tubs. You got to keep up, 'member?"
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"[Chuckles] Sorry. I 'member."
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"- 'Member the Battle of Endor? - Shh!"
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"[Whispering] 'Member the Battle of Endor?"
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"Oh, I 'member."
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"[Chuckles] Are we almost there?"
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"Shh! Come on, 'member!"
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"Oh, I 'member."
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"[Doorbell rings]"
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"I miss my friend."
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"Oh, you got to be... Are you joking?"
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"I don't know how things got derailed,"
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"but I-I'm sorry if I made you upset."
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"I want to be buddies again."
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"Buddies like when? When were we buddies?"
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