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Clips from A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)

"You never told me Harold was Asian. I always pictured an old white guy."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"It's like a stained-glass window of paper."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Any luck with the tree?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- The tree, though. - Yes, so I called..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Oh, here it goes. Here it goes."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...the best way to communicate with a child."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You know."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Okay. Next time."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Heh. The last time you hit on a chick, you had to ask for her beeper number."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Hello. Kumar."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"My boy here gets cagey during the holidays."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Cagey as shit. Right, boy?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"If you're looking for trees, you should know we do custom work."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- Ooh. How much is that? LATRELL: That tree'? Sorry."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"I really need it. I'll pay double."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"LAMAR: Oh, I got you now."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You think you can buy the black man's soul."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Like we some Wayne Brady-ass niggers, right?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- Quadruple. - Stop."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Yeah."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"We got another customer."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"TODD: I wish I could stop"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Gat's coming out"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"HAROLD: What? You sold it?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"TODD: Good idea!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- I gotta wear those tomorrow. - I know."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- What? I don't see any ice. - You've never heard of black ice?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Yo, slow down, man."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- You're going a little fast. - I gotta get to this party ASAP."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Yogurt has an expiration date."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You're not looking at me."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- It's opposite. - Watch out!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You're just screaming!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Oh, my ass."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"That is a perfectly salvageable tree."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"That was a perfectly salvageable tree."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"That was the only 12-foot Fraser fir left in the fucking state."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"I got a virgin to fuck!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Oh, yeah? What kind of friend? Best friend?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"What? No."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"I'm pretty sure she's completely shaved."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"It's like Maria's dad's tree."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"No. It's already very late."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Shut the fuck up, Todd!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"The tree is removable?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"OPERATOR: Your call cannot be completed as dialed."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"We can have the tree?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Oh, it's just a work..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...Christmas party..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[YELLING]"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[RAPPING] If you want beef, then bring the ruckus"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Nothin' to fuck with"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"The motherfucking slums that's busted"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"TODD: Excuse me?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- Was that directed to me? KUMAR: Yeah, douche."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"It's just this lie I sort of got caught in."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"That's it. That's our tree. It's perfect."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"HAROLD: It's perfect."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...dude, but if I was you, I would steer clear."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You're freaking me out."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Wow, you look just like"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You look better. Hi."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You're hot, girl."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Hey, hey. What about the tree'?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Just give me a minute, all right, man? Probably less. Heh."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[WHISPERS] Probably less."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"You owe me a tree, punk."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Unless, of course, Mr. Wu-Gang Clams would like to help with some poopy?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Woo-hoo."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Your little friend better get me a tree."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"I'm sorry about him, dude. I..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- Toss it back. KUMAR: Who you calling..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...grandpa, dude? I'm barely 30."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...right now."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"It's a bit of an emergency."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...you get the tree."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Except, see, in our day, it was called Beirut."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"And we didn't have the rollback rule..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...like you pussies have today."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"All my other friends..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...lost their virginity in 7th grade."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Why won't they?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Well, I don't get scared."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- What? - Never mind. Heh."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Smush my pussy!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[HAROLD GRUNTS]"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...getting fatter."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Dude, I need this tree."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"It's too risky. I haven't done that in forever."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[WHISPERS] Hello, old friend."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"I know this is your first time, so I'm gonna be extra gentle."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Why does he look..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[LAUGHING]"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Aah, aah. Hey! Whoa."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Aah! And it really, really hurts."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Stop, just give me a two-minute break. Aah!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"KUMAR: There's gotta be a freight elevator or something."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- We take the ornaments off, or...? - We could."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Hey, guys. I just wanted to say that was an epic match."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"But real talk..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...you guys are pretty cool. So cheers."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Thanks, kid."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- All right. - Cheers."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Mm. It's good."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Why don't you guys just sit down and I'll get that tree all wrapped up for you."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- Thank you. - Thanks, man."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...never seen VH1's Behind the Music?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...what cocaine can do to the mind of a person as young as you?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[GIGGLES]"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Was it drugs? Was it semen?"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"MARY: Uh! You fucking..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- What? Whoa! MARY: Unh!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- What are you doing? MARY: Getting you ready."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"[CHATTERING]"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"KUMAR: I am doing it!"
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"BOTH: Daddy."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"I know, dude."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"- Start talking. - Okay."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"...but your daughter, sir, was the one who was trying to rape us."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
"Sir, if I may. This is all a big..."
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
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