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Clips from Best in Show (2000)

This is a good, safe product, doesn't have bad odor...

"This is a good, safe product, doesn't have bad odor..."

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Sometimes, your bigger dog, your Great Dane, your Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler...

"Sometimes, your bigger dog, your Great Dane, your Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler..."

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So we had a lot of cleaning to do after they checked out.

"So we had a lot of cleaning to do after they checked out."

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Getting the smell of...

"Getting the smell of..."

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We get an imprint of the credit card now.

"We get an imprint of the credit card now."

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But it tastes good.

"But it tastes good."

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It is an action figure.

"It is an action figure."

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...what does that, what is--?

"...what does that, what is--?"

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Mommy's not mad, but don't.

"Mommy's not mad, but don't."

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I've got my puffer. It's okay.

"I've got my puffer. It's okay."

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I can't get rid of it in my head.

"I can't get rid of it in my head."

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You have a bad day, someone returns a sweater.

"You have a bad day, someone returns a sweater."

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I do and lives get lost. People lose their lives.

"I do and lives get lost. People lose their lives."

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I talk people down. When they get a jumper on a building, they call me.

"I talk people down. When they get a jumper on a building, they call me."

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How many people have you talked down?

"How many people have you talked down?"

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It's a little secret from the trade. They all jump.

"It's a little secret from the trade. They all jump."

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The intestines, like they're spring-loaded...

"The intestines, like they're spring-loaded..."

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You wouldn't know, she was famous...

"You wouldn't know, she was famous..."

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...for putting both her legs behind her head.

"...for putting both her legs behind her head."

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-I'll take the picture because-- -Do you know where Winky is?

"-I'll take the picture because-- -Do you know where Winky is?"

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Next time, I'll get a picture. How about that?

"Next time, I'll get a picture. How about that?"

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I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb. I shit you not, you freak.

"I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb. I shit you not, you freak."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Hey, little buddy, what you been doing?

"Hey, little buddy, what you been doing?"

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I did. I saw the Hat Lady. Hat Lady.

"I did. I saw the Hat Lady. Hat Lady."

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Fat. How do you say F? That isn't in here.

"Fat. How do you say F? That isn't in here."

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Chubby Lady. That's easier.

"Chubby Lady. That's easier."

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-The doorman's approximately cute. -The Mediterranean type.

"-The doorman's approximately cute. -The Mediterranean type."

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-Hi. May I help you? -Vanderhoof.

"-Hi. May I help you? -Vanderhoof."

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-What are you suggesting... -Quiet.

"-What are you suggesting... -Quiet."

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-There's a lot of them in the hotel. -A lot of them here in the lobby.

"-There's a lot of them in the hotel. -A lot of them here in the lobby."

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6' 4.

"6' 4."

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-Bake at 400? -Yeah. For a very short time.

"-Bake at 400? -Yeah. For a very short time."

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I'm Jana, the production assistant.

"I'm Jana, the production assistant."

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It's showtime, baby.

"It's showtime, baby."

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Come on, little poochie.

"Come on, little poochie."

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Don't forget, Saturday we have reservations.

"Don't forget, Saturday we have reservations."

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-I'm Chuck. -My God! You're so short!

"-I'm Chuck. -My God! You're so short!"

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-I love Japanese food. -I have to rearrange.

"-I love Japanese food. -I have to rearrange."

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And we're back!

"And we're back!"

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The Mayflower's Annual IKennel Club Dog Show.

"The Mayflower's Annual IKennel Club Dog Show."

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-Welcome-- Thank you! -Yes.

"-Welcome-- Thank you! -Yes."

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-But this...! -Well, this takes about two hours.

"-But this...! -Well, this takes about two hours."

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-Look at this, sweetie. -Look, Winky! Look, darling!

"-Look at this, sweetie. -Look, Winky! Look, darling!"

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Great. Gerald and Cookie Fleck. We got you for two nights.

"Great. Gerald and Cookie Fleck. We got you for two nights."

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-Queen-size, non-smoking. -That is correct, sir.

"-Queen-size, non-smoking. -That is correct, sir."

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Then it stayed overcast through Virginia.

"Then it stayed overcast through Virginia."

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No. That's the good one.

"No. That's the good one."

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Yeah, check the strip. Sometimes the change or the keys....

"Yeah, check the strip. Sometimes the change or the keys...."

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-It's gotta be a mistake, honey. -They're off our backs, but this....

"-It's gotta be a mistake, honey. -They're off our backs, but this...."

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Doreen? This is Gerry Fleck--

"Doreen? This is Gerry Fleck--"

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Well, two notices.

"Well, two notices."

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And you'd be refunded a substantial portion of that on checkout.

"And you'd be refunded a substantial portion of that on checkout."

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We don't have $300.

"We don't have $300."

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Butch has a light in her eyes that says it's showtime.

"Butch has a light in her eyes that says it's showtime."

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--which, as you can see, is Butch--

"--which, as you can see, is Butch--"

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It's a way for me to relax, and to show, again, my art.

"It's a way for me to relax, and to show, again, my art."

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We are so full up.

"We are so full up."

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This will give you some sort of a place to stay.

"This will give you some sort of a place to stay."

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It's the lobby bathroom.

"It's the lobby bathroom."

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And say just utility closet?

"And say just utility closet?"

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I've gotta get back to the desk...

"I've gotta get back to the desk..."

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...but anything you need, ask for Mark Schaefer.

"...but anything you need, ask for Mark Schaefer."

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-Thanks so much. -Thank you, Mark.

"-Thanks so much. -Thank you, Mark."

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And this merlot looks good with the gray.

"And this merlot looks good with the gray."

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-You got busy bee. -Oh, I want to stay.

"-You got busy bee. -Oh, I want to stay."

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-You can't. -I want to.

"-You can't. -I want to."

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-Super party, huh? -Yeah, but--

"-Super party, huh? -Yeah, but--"

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-Yeah. -It is you. Malcolm!

"-Yeah. -It is you. Malcolm!"

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Malcolm?

"Malcolm?"

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Wow.

"Wow."

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-Just.... -But that was fun.

"-Just.... -But that was fun."

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-She winked at me. -Did she?

"-She winked at me. -Did she?"

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-She'll walk around as if she were. -It is. It's a fun party.

"-She'll walk around as if she were. -It is. It's a fun party."

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-It's her night. -It is. She's the star.

"-It's her night. -It is. She's the star."

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And hopefully, she's going to be the star tomorrow.

"And hopefully, she's going to be the star tomorrow."

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-I guess. And some other people. -It's in her hands.

"-I guess. And some other people. -It's in her hands."

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Some think if you're on a small creek, a small body of water...

"Some think if you're on a small creek, a small body of water..."

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A PT Nymph on the end, and you could hook a big fish.

"A PT Nymph on the end, and you could hook a big fish."

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Is that L.L. Bean?

"Is that L.L. Bean?"

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Can I check?

"Can I check?"

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What? Just checking.

"What? Just checking."

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Stefan, Stefan. This is my euphemism, Stefan.

"Stefan, Stefan. This is my euphemism, Stefan."

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I want you to meet my new friends.

"I want you to meet my new friends."

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-It's Debbie! -It's not. It's Debra!

"-It's Debbie! -It's not. It's Debra!"

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-I ought to. I did it myself. -Wow. Gee.

"-I ought to. I did it myself. -Wow. Gee."

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-Good heavens! -Mr. Hip!

"-Good heavens! -Mr. Hip!"

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Hi, Terry?

"Hi, Terry?"

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We'll be home tomorrow. I wanted to say good night.

"We'll be home tomorrow. I wanted to say good night."

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They buried Barbara ln the old churchyard

"They buried Barbara ln the old churchyard"

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They buried William beside her

"They buried William beside her"

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And out ofhers a briar

"And out ofhers a briar"

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Three thousand dogs competing for Best in ShowÃ

"Three thousand dogs competing for Best in ShowÃ"

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Buck Laughlin.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Buck Laughlin."

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If you're a dog or a friend of a dog...

"If you're a dog or a friend of a dog..."

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Buck, I can't speak for the animals, of course...

"Buck, I can't speak for the animals, of course..."

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-You wrote a book, didn't you? -I did. I did. Follow the Lead.

"-You wrote a book, didn't you? -I did. I did. Follow the Lead."

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As you know, I have a franchise of schools around--

"As you know, I have a franchise of schools around--"

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I'm just kidding. I know what you're saying.

"I'm just kidding. I know what you're saying."

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You are little Miss America.

"You are little Miss America."

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She's fine. She's fine. You know what?

"She's fine. She's fine. You know what?"

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She's feeling chuffed. Feeling full of herself.

"She's feeling chuffed. Feeling full of herself."

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Do you want yellow? No.

"Do you want yellow? No."

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You want the blue.

"You want the blue."

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What do you see in front of me?

"What do you see in front of me?"

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You see a blue ribbon in front of you.

"You see a blue ribbon in front of you."

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She's not listening! She's freaking out.

"She's not listening! She's freaking out."

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Get the busy bee. You want your busy bee?

"Get the busy bee. You want your busy bee?"

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It's in the crate!

"It's in the crate!"

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Where in the crate?

"Where in the crate?"

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-It's not in here! -It should be in the crate!

"-It's not in here! -It should be in the crate!"

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God, Hamilton, if she doesn't get her toy she's gonna flip out!

"God, Hamilton, if she doesn't get her toy she's gonna flip out!"

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See? It's not in here!

"See? It's not in here!"

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You left it at the hotel! You go get it!

"You left it at the hotel! You go get it!"

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Mommy's getting the toy. Don't worry. We just had a little discussion.

"Mommy's getting the toy. Don't worry. We just had a little discussion."

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The Hound group can be divided into two groups, sight and scent.

"The Hound group can be divided into two groups, sight and scent."

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This is the first of seven groups that we'll see this evening...

"This is the first of seven groups that we'll see this evening..."

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-Edie? -A retired teacher from New Jersey.

"-Edie? -A retired teacher from New Jersey."

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She gives them a thorough going-over. Are all judges that thorough?

"She gives them a thorough going-over. Are all judges that thorough?"

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-Whoa. -...that everything is intact.

"-Whoa. -...that everything is intact."

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