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Clips from Community (2009) - Geothermal Escapism (S05E05)

"...a sofa hopper like you won't last 20 minutes."
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"You wanna join this alliance or you wanna join the lava?"
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"Fine. But I'm not learning the new names for anything."
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"Centipeding isn't the fastest form of travel..."
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"...Scootenanny..."
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"...Reverse Danny Thomas."
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"Think this game's gotten a little out of hand?"
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"Feels normal enough for a school that's on 911's blocked caller list."
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"I think this imaginary lava might symbolise Abed's fear of change."
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"Mama mahogany."
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"- Feast your feet on that stack of sticks. - Too easy. Could be a trap."
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"Let's keep this centipede rolling. Give me a chair."
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"So stupid."
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"Come on."
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"Locker, locker, locker."
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"What are we getting from this extra level of commitment?"
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"We're getting your chairs, food..."
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"...and the names of your same-sex celebrity crushes."
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"You're in no position to make threats. Our truce ended when you banished us..."
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"- ...from the pay phone bench. - You used that to upset the balance."
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"- You have gods? - Locker boys."
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"I'm criminology professor Buzz Hickey..."
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"...and this, this is just a little something I threw together."
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"Nathan Fillion."
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"Abed, save yourself."
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"...you can save yourself emotionally..."
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"...by honestly experiencing the pain of him leaving Greendale."
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"Troy, start inchworming."
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"- Third step? - Third step's survival. Good luck."
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"Sorry, Britta, Abed knows best."
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"I'm just in it for the money. My son's getting gay married."
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"The flowers alone, you have no idea."
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"I get it."
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"I lived in New York."
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"All right, Miss Perry, climb aboard."
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"It's fake killing time."
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"No furniture beyond this point."
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"...when the floors were covered with the burny touch."
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"...if you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar. Where's Britta?"
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"Her sacrifice got us this far, and now we can't lose."
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"Because now we're on Shirley Island, and according to legend, so is The Orb."
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"I'm sure I have no idea what you're speaking of."
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"- This is a place of peace. - And profit."
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"You're a merchant, and more power to you."
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"But don't withhold power from others just to make money."
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"I'm still raw from what happened with Britta back there."
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"I mean, fun is fun, but I don't want my last day here..."
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"...to be a day where everyone hates me."
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"Last day?"
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"Citizens of Shirley Island."
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"What have you brought to my door?"
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"Stay back."
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"And he's got Chair Walkers."
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"Come out with your feet on the floor..."
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"...and there will be no need for nudging or jostling."
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"Sounds bad when you put it that way."
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"You do realise this isn't just a pile of chairs, right?"
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"This is a crib, and you're curled up inside there, sucking your thumb..."
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"...because you're too scared to say goodbye."
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"Well, it's time to grow up."
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"The adults are here, and we're gonna tear down your fort."
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"Chair Walkers, attack."
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"My name was Vicki. Tell my story."
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"These are my only pants. I can't get them dirty."
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"I'm actually British."
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"- Have any rolling chairs? - Behind the curtain."
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"Abandon fort."
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"Women and man-children first."
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"Hey, seat feet."
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"Chair to dance?"
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"Britta, I'm your friend."
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"I can't hear dead people, Annie."
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"- Knock, knock. - Not gonna say, "Who's there?""
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"- Someone on the floor is knocking. - You have to say, "Who's there?""
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"- That's who's there. - Yeah. But it's for you."
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"Give us The Orb. We can save Shirley Island."
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"The Orb can't save Shirley Island because Shirley Island is The Orb."
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"You tell Buzz Hickey that Shirley Bennett said..."
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"Don't wanna waste time. Think of something cool, give me credit."
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"- ...if I'm the floor, it means you're dead. - If you're the floor, you're already dead."
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"Just do it right. Knock, knock."
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"Who's there, bitch?"
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"He gutted us. Retreat."
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"Hello?"
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"I'm the only one left."
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"That's 50,000 lottery tickets."
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"I had a dream like this, but it was sexual."
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"Go away, Britta."
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"Sorry about our butts touching."
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"Go into the vents. They'll never find us there."
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"- Someone's gotta win sometime. - Not if we never kill each other."
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"- Then we can play forever. - Right. Wait."
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"It's embarrassing, and I don't wanna be crazy, but I am crazy, so..."
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"I made a game that made you and everyone else see what I see."
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"I don't want it to be there. I want you to be able to leave."
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"I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving."
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"You guys ready for closure?"
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"Of your caskets?"
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"Guys, stop, okay?"
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"The lava's real to Abed."
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"- It's not a game to him. - Oh, no."
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"You know what I think? I think he's used to getting his own way."
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"I think he's never met me."
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"Abed. Abed."
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"Unbelievable."
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"When this game is over, I'm gonna shove you back."
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"Abed, give me your other hand."
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"I'm not leaving, okay? Just... I promise."
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"The floor's not lava. Just give me your hand."
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"I don't think the lava's here because you're leaving."
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"- Bye. - Abed."
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"Abed. Abed."
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"Abed!"
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"Shut up."
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"What? Stop."
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"He's not really dead."
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"But he's really playing dead, and he's not gonna stop."
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"Here."
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"Congratulations, you win."
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"You don't get it."
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