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Clips from Cheers - Sam's Women (S01E01)

""Blonde Chick Dies in Billiard Accident.""
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"- May I speak with you for a moment? - No."
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"I sense that you're unhappy right now."
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"Unhappy? I'm not unhappy. I'm on top of the world."
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"Why are you so upset?"
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"This week, I have gone out with all the women I know."
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"All the women I really enjoy."
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"All of a sudden, all I can think about is how stupid they are."
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"Well, you're a rapidly ageing adolescent."
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"Well, I would rather be that than a snob."
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"- And I would rather be a snob. - Well, good, because you are."
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"Are you saying that I'm too dumb to date smart women?"
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"On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, may I just say..."
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"Well, come on."
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"You take your average whale's intestines and stretch 'em out,"
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"You win again, Coach."
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"It's getting late."
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"I shouldn't have. I apologise. I was kind of upset."
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"We both got a little carried away."
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"- Well, I'll be darned. - What?"
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"I guess I've never looked into your eyes."
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"No. I just don't think I've ever seen eyes that colour before."
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"Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen that colour before."
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"Yes, I have."
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"I was on a ski weekend up at Stowe."
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"I was coming in late one day,"
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"I usually don't notice things like that,"
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"and I found myself walking around in the cold,"
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"wishing that I had somebody there to share it with."
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"Afterwards, I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that colour,"
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"Now I see I was wrong."
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"Wouldn't work?"
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"What?"
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"I'm terribly sorry."
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"You want to go where people know, people are all the same."
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"- Beer, Norm? - I've heard of that stuff."
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"- Hey, Norm. - Hey, girl. How's the kids?"
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"He's my favourite."
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"I've been a bartender for five years."
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"Don't get your hopes up, boys."
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"They had Sammy in mind when they built her."
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"I know I've only worked here a short time,"
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"I may be the dim ex-baseball player and you're the postgraduate,"
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"Will you guys just sit down for a minute, please?"
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"Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex."
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"She told me to tell you she's getting a little "ootsy"."
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"OK."
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"Nobody can replace Gus. Gus had all the answers."
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"- What am I gonna do without Gus? - Leo, will you stop it?"
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"Here's what you do, when you get home,"
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"Leo, if you're that unhappy about it, just throw him out"
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"Took him? I had him for breakfast."
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"He's overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy"
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"You can't go outside cos the wind will muss their hair."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"could come out of one man's head.""
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"Yes."
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"I didn't say we came straight from the concert."
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"I'm gonna play pool."
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"- Sam? - Go away. I'm reading Plato."
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"I know why you brought Debra here."
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"No, I brought Debra here for a drink. This is a bar."
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"Come on."
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"OK, I'm all cheered up now. You can leave. Thanks."
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"- Because of me? - Yeah. You're a snob."
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"I'm saying that it would be very difficult for you."
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"- Just the average. - Any kind."
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"This man knows his animal kingdom."
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"Look, I am sorry. I said a lot of stupid things."
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"- Nothing. I just noticed something. - What?"
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"last person off the slope as the sun had just gone down."
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"hoping that it wouldn't change,"
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"- I love to laugh. How did you know? - Call it a hunch."
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"Would you stop making jokes and talk to me?"
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"And they're always glad you came."
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"You're trying to prove you date smart women."
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"OK, I'm sorry, too."
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"An intelligent woman would see right through that."
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"Again? He's been out with a different dolly every night."
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"This I gotta see."
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"Thanks. Thank you, really. Thanks so much."
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"Why not give me a try?"
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"Yes. Unlimited sex."
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"You've known Sam a long time."
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"Tomorrow, I'm going out with a girl who wears a pinwheel hat."
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"It's about time this old cowpoke moseyed off to the bathroom."
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"In a minute."
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"Pitcher of water with three glasses."
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"This one's no problem. It's dubbed."
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"you sit the kids down and say to your boy..."
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"Leo, even Gus isn't Gus any more."
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"Alright, Coach."
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"- What about his ex-wife? - That was his ex-wife."
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"- A snob? - Yeah, that's right."
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"You got him. You really took him."
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