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Clips from Seinfeld - The Visa (S04E04)

"Now you're gonna be funny, what am I gonna be?"
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"No matter how desperate we are that a better self will emerge..."
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"Well, thank you very much. It's about time."
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"Help me!"
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"...it doesn't seem like it would be fair to be cheerful."
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"I don't care."
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"Yeah, but, Babu, he could have come to my house to pick it up."
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"You had my visa application?"
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"That's not even close to him. He's funny. Jerry's funny."
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"That's how disturbed I am."
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"And I put him up to it, because I'm sick."
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"- Where is he? - He's in Pakistan."
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"- Kramer. - Hey!"
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"...that you can somehow cattle prod onto a wagon..."
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"Objection,of course, is the adult version of afraid not."
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"Oh, everything. Divorce, patents, immigration and naturalization."
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"...each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be."
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"Cheryl convinced Ping to drop the case against me."
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"- Am I being funny now? - No, actually, you're not."
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"- We do what we can. - See..."
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"I am for open immigration..."
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"Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."
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"...send them over, we want them."
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"...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside top of the box."
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"- Monday, I think. - Kramer goes to a fantasy camp."
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"You're a very serious person, aren't you?"
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"Can't we just say, Hey, the door's open, we'll take whoever you got."
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"Give us the unhappy, the sad, the slow, the ugly..."
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"What happened was..."
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"What are you doing here? You said you hated Isabella's."
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"Babu. I'll be right back."
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"I can never thank you enough for everything."
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"...and the Yankee players."
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"Well, when is that gonna be?"
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"You can't do that. They're round. It makes an eight, and it just..."
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"What are lawyers really?"
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"I'm the funny one. El Clown-o."
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"Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail."
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"Like I really know what I'm talking about."
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"Oh, we're still going. Still going. Elaine, do the spokesmodel."
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"What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"Well, there was an incident."
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"And Joe Pepitone, he was up..."
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"A brouhaha breaks out between the guys in the camp..."
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"That's so sad."
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"- Things are happening as we speak. - The wheels are in motion?"
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"You're telling me Jerry's whole thing was an act?"
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"So, what's up with Babu? How come he's not back?"
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"I wouldn't have to get your mail if he didn't go to that fantasy camp."
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"Well, I just came back from Mickey Mantle's restaurant."
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"Why don't we just say:"
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"A little chin music right on his pants..."
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"- What about her? - I kill both of you!"
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"I'm the one that needs help."
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"- Babu, what happened to you? - Babu must be back."
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"Not you, the disturbed you."
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"He never heard of corduroy!"
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"Hi."
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"I'll be a short, bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny."
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"George, is this funny?"
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"Happy birthday? No such thing."
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