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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - Hold That Tiger (S01E01)

"except it wasn't really an escape,"
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"and when we came to look for the tank, well, it, uh..."
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"Nasty tempers, those Panzers."
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"The tank will be found immediately, General Hofstader."
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"Jawohl, General Hofstader!"
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"Lose a tank?"
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"If the tank did not leave the camp,"
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"then it is still here."
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"If it is still here,"
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"your men may have hidden it."
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"inch by inch, barracks by barracks,"
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"Colonel Klink, now, just where do you think"
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"It is impossible for you to hide a Tiger tank."
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"Dismissed."
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"Don't worry,"
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"I think it'll show up somewhere."
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"Can't you make a phone tap off Klink's office"
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"out of something besides my coffee pot?"
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"Aw, tais-toi! Tais-toi to you!"
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"He'll be here in a few minutes."
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"Newkirk, get over to the rec hall."
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"It's all set to go."
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"Jawohl, mein Colonel."
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"Knock off the phony accent."
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"All right, Governor."
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"For your inspection, Colonel."
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"but the blueprints are all in."
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"Got some fatigues to go over that for roll call?"
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"Right here, Colonel."
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"Let's get 'em on her."
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"Roll call's any minute now."
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"Well, uh, good luck, now."
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"Thank you, Sergeant."
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"LeBeau: Well, be careful, huh?"
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"Merci."
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"Here, let me help you..."
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"I can manage, thank you."
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"I am sorry if my"
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"being a woman"
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"has made things difficult for you."
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"For your plans."
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"Oh, yeah, sure."
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"Colonel Hogan..."
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"it is not likely"
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"that we will ever see each other again,"
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"so we can be frank, no?"
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"I volunteered to come here,"
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"because in the underground"
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"I heard many things about your operation here."
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"We know that you could escape,"
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"and help the others."
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"And I was curious--"
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"about the man in charge."
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"And now I have seen."
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"( bell rings )"
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"Um, roll call?"
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"Roll call, Colonel."
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"Roll call, Colonel."
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"General Hofstader,"
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"how nice to see you."
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"Didn't it come back yet?"
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"I see no tank."
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"All I see is a colonel"
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"about to become corporal."
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"But, General Hofstader,"
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"we searched the grounds,"
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"No one had it in his pocket?"
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"We are talking about a Tiger tank, Klink,"
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"Please, Colonel, you push me too far."
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"What's the matter, Schultz?"
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"in any important respect."
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"Oh, please, Colonel Hogan,"
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"but I must insist..."
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"Schultz, you have my word--"
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"any time now."
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"it will not be necessary"
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"for you to report this to Berlin."
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"The tank will turn up any time now."
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"( engine starting )"
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"( engine revving )"
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"Now, where did that come from?"
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"( men shouting )"
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"It is attacking!"
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"This is General Hofstader."
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"Halt! Halt!"
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"Get inside... Get inside that tank!"
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"It's about the biggest diversion we can make."
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"You better be going."
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"Colonel Hogan!"
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"Kissing prisoners is verboten!"
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"Nothing, Schultz."
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"Just the dull, deadly routine of prison life."
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"( men cheering )"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Now, we've had some strange occurrences"
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"We have? Yes."
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"Can you suggest an explanation?"
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"The Gestapo?"
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"Colonel Klink, you've never had an escape"
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"at Stalag 13."
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"That's a record not even the Gestapo can match."
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"True, but I-I..."
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"It's a plot to discredit you in Berlin."
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"But why?"
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"No!"
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"This is incredible."
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"What can I do?"
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"Well, perhaps one of these days"
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"Nothing big-- 15, 20 men?"
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"Do you realize that what you are suggesting,"
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"Colonel Hogan, is treason?"
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"See? You're too perfect."
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"That's why they hate you."
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"Things continue to go well"
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"with the new Tiger tanks,"
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"Make it fast, not much time."
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"Oh, no. I don't see anything."
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"Oh, I sympathize."
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"the private interrogation of my men by a Gestapo officer."
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"About what? About what?"
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