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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - Hold That Tiger (S01E01)

"with some Danish modern."
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"What would you think of Provincial?"
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"Schultz, how else do we get the tank in?"
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"So we can take it apart."
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"I hear nothing, nothing."
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"Sergeant!"
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"I have uncovered a plot to..."
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"And that is why you hear nothing"
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"and you see nothing?"
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"Herr Leutnant, this is a speech problem."
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"I sometimes speak."
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"I say things I do not know what I say."
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"I urge leniency for this man"
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"on the grounds of general incompetence."
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"That's right, Herr Leutnant Newkirk."
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"Why sometimes my wife even says..."
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"Newkirk?"
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"LeBeau, you want to put some padding"
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"in those shoulders there, please?"
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"Right, sir."
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"NEWKIRK: All right."
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"If the Gestapo would uncover what's going on around here..."
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"Colonel Hogan?"
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"Colonel Hogan, please!"
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"I must report this."
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"It's only until tomorrow,"
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"and then he's going to take it off again."
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"Ah..."
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"Oh!"
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"From the Panzer division."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh! I see nothing."
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"I did not even get up this morning!"
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"Herr Kommandant, Colonel Hogan is here."
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"Yes, yes, yes. What is it, Colonel Hogan?"
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"I'm very busy."
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"Paperwork from Berlin."
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"No one has any idea."
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"However, I must protest"
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"Nonsense!"
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"There's no Gestapo officer here."
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"Dismissed."
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"A Gestapo officer here?"
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"What is he asking about?"
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"Nothing important."
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"Just wanted to know if we ever heard you"
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"say anything about... the usual Gestapo stuff."
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"I'm completely loyal."
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"They know that in Berlin."
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"Oh, sure, but you know how they are."
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"Did they tell him the truth?"
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"( knocking at door )"
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"What did they tell him?"
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"( knocking )"
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"Come in."
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"or do you need a trip to the front"
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"begging the Kommandant's pardon."
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"Tell him nothing!"
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"What does he want?"
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"To leave, Herr Kommandant."
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"He has a pass, but they have no record of him entering."
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"What do I care?"
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"The sooner the better. Dummkopf."
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"Yes, Herr Kommandant."
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"Certainly, Herr Kommandant."
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"Right away, Herr Kommandant."
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"Nasty lot, that Himmler crowd."
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"Newkirk then enters with the Tiger tank to here."
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"to rendezvous with the agent,"
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"who will later carry out the blueprints,"
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"rendezvous point being up here."
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"Usual procedure, Colonel?"
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"Usual procedure."
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"who then, posing as you, will be captured by the guards."
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"HOGAN: Right."
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"and under cover of the search,"
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"( bell ringing )"
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"31 seconds early."
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"SCHULTZ: Raus!"
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"Everybody raus."
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"Roll call, everybody raus, raus, raus, raus, raus."
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"Mach schnell. Everybody raus."
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"Mach schnell, schnell, schnell, schnell, shnell."
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"Everybody raus. Everybody raus."
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"Every..."
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"Ah, beautiful evening, isn't it, Schultz?"
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"Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Funf,"
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"Sechs, Sieben, Acht, Neun, Zehn..."
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"Elf is next. Eleven, Schultz."
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"I know how to count."
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"I think it's the way they're taught."
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"Zwolf, Dreizehn, Vierzehn..."
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"Report!"
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"Look at the bright side:"
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"14 are here."
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"KLINK: Report!"
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"Herr Kommandant, I have to make a report."
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"As a matter of fact..."
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"Schultz!"
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"I do not want a social chat. I want a report."
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"Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!"
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"I..."
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"( tank approaching )"
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"Herr Kommandant, the Tiger tank is here."
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"Who is Kommandant Klink?"
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"Heil. I-I..."
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"Well, where are these rebellious prisoners?"
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"The Tiger tank will smash them flat like pancakes."
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"There are no rebellious prisoners here."
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"They are tame. I've tamed them."
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"Then why did you request a tank?"
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"I did not."
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"You question the word"
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"of a Gestapo officer?"
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"KLINK: Certainly not."
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"Here are my orders."
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"KLINK: They are certainly authentic. I..."
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"There could be any doubt?"
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"Not a doubt in the world."
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"one of my men seems to have escaped."
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