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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror VII (S08E08)

"[Chuckles] There, there, Hugo."
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"Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you?"
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"We think we saw Hugo at the airport."
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"He was boarding a plane to Switzerland, and- Oh."
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"But I think there's a way to set everything right."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Care for a drumstick, Hugo?"
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"- Hey, can I have some turkey? - Oh, you finish your fish heads, then we'll talk."
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"This tooth will be perfect for my science project."
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"but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone."
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"Hey, Lise, check out my science project."
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"- That nerds conduct electricity. - Ow!"
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"[Laughs]"
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"- [Static Crackles] - Ow! Stupid Bart."
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"Oh, boy. Mold! That's science-fair pay dirt."
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"[Gasps] Tiny little people!"
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"My God! I've created life."
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"[Marge] Lisa, breakfast! We're having waffles."
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"That waffle iron's been in the shop forever."
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"They're evolving so quickly. They've already reached the Renaissance."
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"Wait. One of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral."
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"[Gasps] I've created Lutherans."
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"[Electricity Humming, Crackling]"
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"Wow. It's almost like seeing into the future."
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"Hey, what is this goo? You tryin' to grow a friend?"
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"Hey, you built a model city. Is that the school?"
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"- Whoops, my finger slipped. - Bart! Stop it!"
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"That Bart is so rude."
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"[Snoring]"
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"[Growls]"
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"- Your micro-jerks attacked me. - Well, ya practically destroyed their whole world."
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"You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later you'll let your guard down..."
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"and then, flush, it's toilet time for Tiny Town."
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"- [Sighs] - [Electrical Oscillating]"
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"- [Sighs] - [Electrical Oscillating]"
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"[Grunts]"
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"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, O Creator..."
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"and we have learned to imitoot you exortly."
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"- [Lisa] You think I'm God? - But of course."
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"You look down on us from heaven."
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"- The devil? What devil? - The one you call Bart."
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"[All Shuddering, Whimpering]"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. Bart's just my brother."
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"[All Gasp, Murmuring]"
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"I must say, we find that quite perplexing."
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"Why am I so fat?"
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"Listen. I can take care of everything. All you have to do is un-shrink me."
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"- Look! The destroyer! He returns! - [Heavy Footsteps]"
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"- [Yelling Continues] - Bart! No!"
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"First-rate work, Bart."
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"This universe you've created is even more impressive than Martin's milk carton ukulele."
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"Willie, you can throw out the other projects. We have a winner."
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"Give me the gift certificate!"
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"- Shouldn't you people be groveling? - [Crowd Affirming]"
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"[Man] She'll want socks too. I'll get socks."
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"Ahhh, the old fishin' hole."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Come on, you stupid fish. Take the bait!"
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"Don't make me come down there!"
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"- [Heavy Switch Bangs] - Huh? What the-Who's the- Son of a-"
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"Oh, my God. Space aliens."
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"- Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Silence!"
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"My name is Kang..."
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"- and this is my sister, Kodos. - Hello."
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"[Gulps] I suppose you wanna probe me."
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"Well, might as well get it over with."
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"Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us."
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"This is a mission of conquest. Take us to your leader."
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"Well, I guess you mean President Clinton."
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"- [Zipper Zips] - He usually hangs around Washington, D.C."
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"so after that, it might not be him anymore."
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"It might be what's his name, um, MumblyJoe, uh-"
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"I saw him on TV the other- uh, Bob Dole!"
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"Hmm. An election. That complicates matters."
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"Uh, Bob Dole doesn't need this."
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"[Crashes]"
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"Well, thanks for takin' care of Dole for me."
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"- Hey! [Gurgles] - [Whimpers]"
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"Commence bio-duplication."
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"Oh, my God, Lyndon LaRouche was right!"
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"Rum- so no one will believe your story!"
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"- [Yelps] - And don't come back."
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"Kent Brockman here with Campaign '96: America Flips a Coin."
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"As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands."
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"That's Slick Willie for you- always with the smooth talk."
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"Marge! Marge! There I was."
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"I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen..."
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"when I was abducted by a flying saucer!"
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"Sure you were, rummy."
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"[Gasps] That's one of the creatures!"
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"Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?"
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"It makes no difference which one of us you vote for."
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"Well, a refreshingly frank response there from Senator Bob Dole."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate Bob Dole."
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"[Crowd Booing, Hissing]"
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"Hmm. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."
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"[Crowd Cheers]"
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"Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected."
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"Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries..."
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"embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss."
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"people are becoming a bit confused..."
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"We are merely exchanging long protein strings."
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"as a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball."
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"But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward..."
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"upward, not forward..."
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"[Cheering]"
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"Stop! Those candidates are phonies!"
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"- [Crowd Gasps, Murmurs] - [Marge Groans]"
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"- [Crowd Scoffing] - [Man] Yeah, right, pal."
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"Oh, why won't anyone believe my crazy story? [Grunts]"
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"- [Metallic Clang] - Ow! [Muffled Swearing]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"Oh, no. Am I still here? I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube."
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"and I'm gonna get you back to Washington before it's too late."
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"You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think."
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"Partisan politics are tearing our country apart."
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"we're gonna have to set aside our differences."
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"It's time to tear those aliens a third corn chute."
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"Oh, no. What have I done?"
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